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u/supamario132 6d ago
This is just like that time I got black out drunk, and someone snuck in while I was passed out and threw up on my bed
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u/w_t_f_justhappened 6d ago
At least they didn’t shit in your pants too.
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u/supamario132 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/CHlAAXuVgz6v90XN2b
Yeah haha... at least that didn't happen...
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u/Knifehead27 6d ago
Person still unaware of the existence of the sun.
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u/booboootron 5d ago
Flat-earther thinks sun is light bulb controlled by Democrats to quell rebellion through minor annoyances.
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u/delirium_skeins 6d ago
Sooo your gum melted in your hot car and now you need people to listen to you whine. Right.
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u/Appalled_Mongo_4122 6d ago
Think about it for a second, y'all. Which is more likely?
A person on Twitter making a joke about their gum melting in their car
A person actually believing that someone broke into their car and chewed their gum and being so certain and outraged that they post about it on social media?
It's a joke.
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u/ClaimUnable9629 6d ago
I seriously envy your environment, if that's not even a question in your day-to-day.
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u/Ok-Error-6564 6d ago
So weird to jump to the conclusion that someone broke in and chewed your gum and left it behind instead of something more logical, like it melted. I weep for the future.
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u/chux4w 6d ago
Someone "broke into" my car a few months back. Not broken in exactly because they'd likely spoofed the keyfob or something, the doors were just open. But they didn't take the dashcam or the drone in the boot, or even the pound coins in the centre console. The only thing they took was my backup supply of plastic gloves you get from the petrol station. The free plastic gloves.
There are some strange people out there. There's also heat. Potato potato.
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u/Horse_go_moooo 6d ago
I believe that someone did do that, cause it would be soooo fucking funny. And it could probably happen in one of the places where drugs are rampant
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u/Dunsparces 6d ago
To be fair, when my house was broken into there was a lot of petty asshole things done to the stuff they left, this isn't that unreasonable if someone broke in and found nothing of value.
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u/Dorcustitanus 6d ago
It was your ex, culprit found
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u/Dunsparces 6d ago
Considering I was 8, I'm gonna say unlikely.
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u/Dorcustitanus 6d ago
Did you consider time travel revenge?
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u/Dunsparces 6d ago
Yeah, I just didn't think any of my exes were mad enough at my sister to twist her glasses into a knot.
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u/MisterFortune215 5d ago
I thought someone broke into my car once. Nothing was taken, but a vape was left in the driver's seat. I don't vape, so I asked my now boyfriend if it was his. It ended up being his but I was startled seeing it there lol
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u/SarikaidenMusic 4d ago
The person who broke into their car stole their gum, didn’t like the flavor, and gave it back.
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u/1nTh3Sh4dows 1d ago
Several years ago I took my Jeep to the dealer (3rd time for the same issue over a 2 month span, 6k spent at this point). In the center console I had a beaten up white G-Shock watch. I got off work one morning and drove past the dealership to see if they at least had my Jeep inside one of the bays at least (it had been about 2 weeks at this point). They had actually left it outside the dealership on the street. I went to check the doors and they left it unlocked, my white G-Shock watch was missing from the center console, but it had been replaced with a red one, same model, in slightly better condition. Nothing else was missing lol.
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u/trrrrraaa 6d ago
They just melted