r/suspiciousquotes • • Oct 17 '21

Stop! If you came here to post a Silica Gel Pack. You are very "clever" and we "thank you" for visiting. However, even the "hardworking" and diligent "mods" are sick of seeing it. Please stop posting this "suspicious quote".

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788 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 1d ago

Much to unpack here.

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457 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 1d ago

So what’s your *real* name, “SUE”?

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47 Upvotes

So much to question about this thrift find.


r/suspiciousquotes • • 1d ago

“Customer Waiting Area”

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13 Upvotes

What really goes down in this area?


r/suspiciousquotes • • 2d ago

"mass" and "nucleus"

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14 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 2d ago

Suspicious period of time

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17 Upvotes

Name anonymized to deflect politicking


r/suspiciousquotes • • 4d ago

"fresh"

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185 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 4d ago

I'm not sure which one is worse...

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105 Upvotes

Same stand, one sign on each side.


r/suspiciousquotes • • 8d ago

I am scared now

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102 Upvotes

What is in this box?


r/suspiciousquotes • • 8d ago

"outsmart"

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r/suspiciousquotes • • 9d ago

Restaurant in Florida

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r/suspiciousquotes • • 9d ago

I’m not sure if what they’re selling here but I guess it’s not potatoes

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116 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 9d ago

"iced" coffee

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sitting on top of a refrigerator at work. never been used since i started working there


r/suspiciousquotes • • 10d ago

"Fast Frank" Electric Hot Dog Cooker

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38 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 11d ago

Thought the sub would enjoy this gem

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69 Upvotes

The original was found on a telephone pole when I lived in New Orleans. Photocopied and shared with some friends. Color accents by me.


r/suspiciousquotes • • 12d ago

"Warm"

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785 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 12d ago

Just got some apple cider donuts... What do you mean "homemade" 😭

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248 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 11d ago

Quotes are "always" on special!

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r/suspiciousquotes • • 12d ago

In a bathroom at a soccer complex in Shelton, Washington, USA

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35 Upvotes

Translation:

“Keep the” floor clean
“If “the” toilet is.out.of order”
“Report it” don’t “use” it


r/suspiciousquotes • • 12d ago

I'm sure he'll send those "checks" right away 🙄

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89 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 13d ago

Hmmm

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r/suspiciousquotes • • 14d ago

At least it's organic

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89 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 15d ago

Leave them everywhere, esp the container

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r/suspiciousquotes • • 17d ago

This on a shelf at work.

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105 Upvotes

r/suspiciousquotes • • 17d ago

"Real Footage"

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54 Upvotes