After watching Galatasaray and Fenerbahçe get absolutely bent over in Europe, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ve been watching these games all wrong.
With Beşiktaş and Trabzonspor up next, I think it’s finally time to invest in a proper cuck chair.

Any recommendations? Preferably something with good lumbar support, a cup holder for my tears, and a comfortable viewing angle so I can watch the entire 90 minutes of humiliation.

Budget isn’t an issue. At this point, Turkish football has already cost me my dignity.

Bonus points if the chair comes with a therapist.

Edit: Please don’t recommend gaming chairs. There’s clearly no gaming happening on our side.

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Obligatory fuck Basaksehir 🖕

The Greeks have overtaken both Czechs and Poland. Our CL teams need to step up or we are going to get lapped.

At least we can make fun of each other..

SABAH IS TOP...ish

With the amount of money they spend Fenerbahce and Galatasaray should be doing much better. Year after year they get humiliated in the European competitions

Came across some interesting data today: Arda has 28 key passes for Real Madrid so far this season, and he's only played 426 minutes. He's started 6 of their 8 games and come off the bench in the other two. That works out at 5.9 chances per 90, the best rate of anyone in the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, the Bundesliga or Ligue 1. Dybala's second on 4.5, Yamal's on 4.2.

Can Uzun's in the top 20 as well, 17th out of 1,181 players. He makes over a quarter of Frankfurt's chances at 20, and among under-21s in those five leagues only Yamal and Arda have created more.

Two of the most creative young players in Europe, both Turkish, both 21 or under. Should the national team be built around the pair of them?

(Data source : The Prism, a football scouting and analytics tool I'm currently building. Looking for testers, so feel free to sign up to the waitlist if you are interested in this type of data!)

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