JOKE COMPARING THE BODY TO AN EDIBLE MATERIAL

SUSPICIOUSLY DETAILED "HYPOTHETICAL" CRIME AND QUESTIONS ASKING ABOUT HOW TO DO IT, HOW SOMEONE WOULD GET AWAY WITH IT, AND LEGAL LOOPHOLES.

SOMEWHERE WITHIN IS THE PHRASE "FOR A STORY I'M WRITING" BUT BEGGING FOR RESPONSES BEFORE 24 HOURS PASS

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COMMENTERS WILL BE BANNED STRAIGHT OFF

THIS POST WAS DELETED BY REDDIT FOR BREAKING EVERY RULE OF REDDIT

QUESTION ABOUT HAVING TO USE ALL CAPS WHEN COMMENTING

WALL OF TEXT DEPICTING A VERY ONE-SIDED PERSPECTIVE OF A CONFLICT

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SOMETHING UNRELATED TO THE SUB

IMAGE WITH NUMBERED LIST OF QUALITIES THAT PORTRAY OPS DEGREE OF POPULARITY NUMBERING ONE TO TEN STARTING WITH WHO TF ARE YOU, AND ENDING WITH MICROCELEBRITY

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POST BODY GLAZING THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF CHARACTER CLAIMING HER AS OP'S OWN

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STUPID QUESTION ABOUT BASIC KNOWLEDGE

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