POST SAYING OP SEXED A SEXY SEX AND ASKING FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO DESCRIBE THEIR EXPERIENCES SEXING SEXY SEXS, SAYING THIS IS NOT FOR AN ADDITION TO OP'S WANK BANK AND IMPLYING INCORRECTY THAT ACES DON'T JERK AND OP IS AN ACE, FLATLY CONTRADICTING THE STATEMENT THAT OP SEXED A SEXY SEX

TEXT RESTATING THE QUESTION IN A DIFFERENT WAY

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YOU ARE NOW OFFENDED AND BUTTHURT BECAUSE WHAT I SAID IS TRUE

GREETING FOLLOWED BY DECLARATION OF OP POSTING ON SUBREDDIT FOR THE FIRST TIME SOON AFTER DISCOVERING ITS EXISTENCE

ADMISSION OF CONFUSION OF SUBREDDIT CONTENT AND CONTEXT REFERRING TO TITLE

CLOSING STATEMENT CONSISTING OF OP SUSPECTING DIFFICULTY TO CONFIDENTLY JUDGING WHICH OF THE PROPOSED INTERPRETATIONS IS APPROPRIATE ARISING FROM OP HAVING BEEN DIAGNOSED AS BELONGING ON THE MODERATELY HIGH FUNCTIONING REGISTER OF THE AUTISTIC SPECTRUM

WHAT IS SUB FOR

APOLOGY IF WRONG SUB, AS FIRST TIME POSTER HERE.

DESCRIPTION OF RECURRING PROBLEMS ABOUT MOBILE APPLICATION LOGGING USER OUT.

DESCRIPTION OF LOW NUMBER OF BIKES BEING DISPLAYED ON INTERFACE WHILE ACTUAL NUMBER OF BIKES IS A POSITIVE MULTIPLE OF FORMER PROVIDED NUMBER.

QUESTION ABOUT IF SAID BIKES ARE BROKEN, AND IF COMPANY IS STILL OPERATING AT ALL.

MANDATORY PARAGRAPH ABOUT BIKES THEMSELVES AND THEIR GENERALLY POOR CONDITIONS (EXEMPLES PROVIDED).

REQUEST FOR COMPANY TO EITHER HIRE MORE PEOPLE, DO THEIR JOB, OR BOTH.

APOLOGIES FOR LENGTH.

DETAILED QUESTION TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO DOWNPLAY ACHIEVEMENT FOR MORE COMMENTS

COMMENTERS WILL BE BANNED STRAIGHT OFF

DESCRIPTION ABOUT HOW OP SAW THE TREND AND DECIDED TO JOIN LATE

QUESTION

JOKE COMPARING THE BODY TO AN EDIBLE MATERIAL

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POLITICAL VIEWS

BODY: JOKING COMPLAINT

SUSPICIOUSLY DETAILED "HYPOTHETICAL" CRIME AND QUESTIONS ASKING ABOUT HOW TO DO IT, HOW SOMEONE WOULD GET AWAY WITH IT, AND LEGAL LOOPHOLES.

SOMEWHERE WITHIN IS THE PHRASE "FOR A STORY I'M WRITING" BUT BEGGING FOR RESPONSES BEFORE 24 HOURS PASS

BODY TEXT TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO CONSUMERS

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