r/stupidpeoplefacebook • • 1d ago

Who would like to start us off?

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u/Major_Mechanic5719 1d ago

Not catering to our enemies.

Not raping children.

Not raping anyone.

Not accepting a 747 bribe from the Arabs.

Not accusing an innocent Olympian of a crime and falsely claiming he had evidence.

Not hiding classified documents in the bathroom.

Diesel prices? Gas prices? Energy prices?

Health insurance.

Grocery prices.

Tariffs.

No false promises of $2,000 checks

No false promises of $5,000 checks to vote republican.

Deportations.

Wasn't obsessed with blowing taxpayer money on vanity projects.

Didn't hand out government contracts to family members, donors, and convicted criminal pals.

Not on the Epstein list.

Didn't commit treason.

Not a pathological liar.

Not a narcissist.

Not a fascist dictator wannabe.

Pretty much did everything better.

Obama was just a better president in every aspect. Some might even call him a great president. That's what makes trump and maga super jealous of Obama.

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u/daspelirrojo 1d ago

Better President? Better human.

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u/Biscotti_BT 1d ago

Ok so that's 2 things. I didn't read the other guy's long list.

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u/Soapysaiyan 1d ago

Better ingredients… Papa Johns

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u/Maghorn_Mobile 1d ago

You left off that Obama didn't surrender to terrorists, didn't abandon our allies to Russia and China, didn't try to permanently bind our military to Israel, didn't murder hundreds of fishermen in the Gulf of Mexico, didn't bomb civilians in Somalia for no reason, didn't kidnap a foreign leader, didn't interfere in foreign elections, didn't try to turn other countries into American colonies, and didn't cause multiple health crises through negligence

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u/Interesting-Copy-657 1d ago

Too long didn’t read! Trump number 1!

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