r/spoonerism • • 5h ago

The owl is trying to flee

6 Upvotes

He's flying to tree!


r/spoonerism • • 2d ago

mime waits for no tan ....

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17 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 2d ago

Smoldering piles were polled during smiles

5 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 2d ago

Go back off in your own jackyard.

0 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 2d ago

I always keep an energy drink on my nightstand. It's my ...

8 Upvotes

Redbull bed rule.


r/spoonerism • • 4d ago

tanning beaches willed balls / banning teaches build walls

4 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 4d ago

THEMATIC If you eat too many jelly beans, you'll have to start wearing belly jeans

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19 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 6d ago

It’s the farce that fits the arse

2 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 7d ago

Regarding ‘rivet a guest’ … give it a rest…

3 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 10d ago

Out of Shape, Shout of Ape

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37 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 9d ago

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

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3 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 11d ago

Might blare runt notation, idk we’ll see

6 Upvotes

You oughtta see the nightmare blunt rotation of characters that come knocking on my door complaining about the noise


r/spoonerism • • 11d ago

High mope (my hope) is nil spooks spill nukes

2 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 12d ago

Want to add hoar meat .. aka more heat .. to a spermal thaw? Fart smokes eye trout … aka smart folks try out .. the thermal spa.

2 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 12d ago

Mom came home saying she brought Pood for the Farty

6 Upvotes

She meant to say food for the party lol. Everyone laughed so did she even tho she was embarrassed too.


r/spoonerism • • 13d ago

Wave the sails, with trikers for bump

4 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 14d ago

Trikers for bump

4 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 14d ago

ted lasso not only struggles with british culture, but also cajun

2 Upvotes

he made a very poor spiced smoked cajun pork that sat in our stomachs like a brick--a lead tasso.


r/spoonerism • • 14d ago

the creep on the streetcar takes laissez les bon temps rouler too far

1 Upvotes

he jostles fellow passengers in an attempt to woo them, that's right Ron bumps to lay.


r/spoonerism • • 15d ago

flying dragons keep drying flagons of stiffed meads served by miffed steeds

5 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 15d ago

Wan key not talk, or eye trout a taught knock … solution below ..

0 Upvotes

Wan key / can we .. eye trout / try out


r/spoonerism • • 15d ago

Don't confuse...

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12 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 15d ago

after my championships 🏆

2 Upvotes

i like to celebrate with champignon* chips 🍄

and since we're mixing languages we can mix cultures too. you may either eat french fries made of mushrooms or crisps made of mushrooms.

*pronounced with sh sound, as ze fronsh du. 😄


r/spoonerism • • 15d ago

the fame of ghouls is a Game of fools

4 Upvotes

r/spoonerism • • 17d ago

"I saw a pop star instead of my friend from the Indian subcontinent"

1 Upvotes

"I saw Dua Lipa in lieu of Deepa"