r/soccer • • 8h ago

Quotes Jose Mourinho "The bad first half is the manager's fault; the good second half is the players' fault."

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/mourinho-cat-bag-federation-222735356.html
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u/TheWitchOfSomeWood 8h ago

I wish bro had a twitter. But if he spoke he would be in trouble.

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u/NachBuidheDhut 8h ago

It wouldn't be the same if he was crying contsantly on social media, but you get his full saved up consternation in the interviews and pressers

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u/Wuktrio 25m ago

His Instagram is actually pretty wholesome

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u/BadRSTakes 6h ago

I mean, one day, he will retire. I think he either goes and lives a completely quiet life, or he'll be on every talkshow for every league every week.

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u/su13odh 8h ago

Big trouble

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u/Icemna16 4h ago

You can't convince me that he doesn't wander around with a fake account, stirring up discussions lol

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u/freakedmind 5h ago

If I tweet I will be in big trouble

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u/Dangerous-Sector-637 8h ago

Expected nothing less from Mou

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u/iamlostaFlol 8h ago

Ngl, this one goes hard.

I blame him for starting Vini and the midfield we had. But also credit to him for his subs.

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u/ytipsh 8h ago

That’s called managing, like it or not, he’s one of the few real ones left out there doing it, man is legit.

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u/Ez_kun 6h ago

Do you mean that he can make man age?!

My brain is ruined, i can't read managing without thinking about the man-aging speak from Rosenior

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u/Confident_Tree42 5h ago

Maybe it's cause I'm not from the UK but I can't wrap my head around why that small bit of word play was such a big deal. Is it a cultural thing?

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u/BlooToo 4h ago

It just sounds stupid af especially because of the results that followed. If Rosenior had done well it wouldn’t have become a meme

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u/ikan_bakar 1h ago

Linkedin Rosenior for a reason

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u/cypherspaceagain 1h ago

The UK absolutely fucking hates people acting "above their station". Anyone saying anything that seems like they're trying to be clever will be torn apart. This is absolutely a cultural thing.

This bit of wordplay from Rosenior doesn't really make sense, and because he's trying to be a little bit clever, he got torn apart. As the other poster said, he also had the issue of failing. We can just about tolerate clever people trying to be clever but a thicko failure trying to be clever? Fuck off.

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u/MTwist 7h ago

do you think he would regret benching a player on the level of Pelé and Maradona and not do it if it were today?

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u/Mindless-Hippo2857 4h ago

He doesn’t want him a little, he wants him a lot

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u/aultmore000 4h ago

What is this alluding to?

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u/NobleHelium 4h ago

Ronaldo's manifesto on quitting the international break.

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u/aultmore000 4h ago

I don’t get the connection with Mourinho

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u/nigerianprince44 1h ago

Because there isn’t one. That dude just wanted to post that quote.

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u/stevie8 1h ago

Well Mourinho has often been seen as one who could take over Portugal and deal with Ronaldo appropriately.

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u/LachsFilet 55m ago

Manifestos 👀👍

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u/new_mammalfish 5h ago

Always rent free on the mind of benfinca fans!

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u/s0ngsforthedeaf 45m ago edited 8m ago

What the fuck does this even fucking mean?!? Hes one of the few managers...making subs??

Every day I see some boomer-level nonsense about him on here and get ragebaited. Hes not been a good manager for a long, long time. Hes clearly off the pace. But people are still leaving comments like 'football doesnt understand Mourinho' because he was their favourite manager like 10-20 years ago.

Imagine how much people would enjoy Pep failing for a decade. He would be ridiculed so hard. So why are there still comments sucking this chronic loser off?

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u/candry_shop 10m ago

If Pep failed for a decade, there would still be comments sucking him off too, that's the thing with legendary coaches

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u/Starkdarkwhite 1h ago

Yeah no other manager are making subs…

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u/RedSage218 8h ago

This is football heritage

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u/hemadeitrain 8h ago

He’s not wrong.

People were slagging him off when they were down but only the impact subs who were clutch got the credit lol

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u/larsparker 30m ago

He's right about the first part for sure. The Fede-Tchou double pivot has been atrocious every single game he's played them, and Vini really needs to sit out some games. That's on him

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u/GoalQuieres 8h ago

Only true followers of Cruyff know the reason why the win doesnt make up for the disgraceful performance. Fortunately Madridistas will never understand and never build a functioning football system

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u/PeterFile690 8h ago

'True followers of Cruyff'? You make it sound like you're part of a cult

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u/DareToZamora 6h ago

They’re a true Scotsman

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u/IWouldLikeAName 2h ago

I'm legit laughing wtf does he even mean 😂

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u/el_rompe_toyotas_19 8h ago

That's the neat part, they are

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u/TryxxR6 8h ago

before Cruyff we had 6 UCLs to your 0. After he “understood how to build a functioning football system”, we have 15 to your 5. I think we’re doing alright for ourselves with our dysfunctional football system

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u/hemadeitrain 8h ago

Don’t expect better from Barcelona fans

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u/bushwickauslaender 8h ago

El culé menos trastornado.

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u/davidbowievgc 7h ago

true followers of Cruyff

jesus christ what a cringeworthy bunch

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u/doyer_bleu 6h ago

It’s like clockwork. Just one when of their fanbases seems extremely cringe, the other says “Hold My beer”

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u/illstealurcandy 8h ago

Oh go sniff your own farts

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u/hemadeitrain 7h ago

And buy refs

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u/hemadeitrain 8h ago edited 8h ago

It takes resilience to come back from being 3-1 down at 82 minutes. Roma are not a Sunday League team.

Not giving up and turning it around is not a disgraceful performance by any means.

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u/eloel- 50m ago

I mean it's not like they came back with excellent passing game and through passes or whatever. 3 corners, 3 crosses, and it just kept working.

Props to them still, but resilience and all is kinda not how they got there.

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u/sononoson 46m ago

It wasn’t just the corners, Madrid had like 5-6 great chances once Arda and Endrick came on, everyone looked better.

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u/hemadeitrain 19m ago

Oh come on. Scoring off of 3 corners in 7 minutes is no joke

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u/mateus_6504 8h ago

not having a system seems to work in the champions league apparently

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u/cold_plmer 7h ago

If there is one thing you cannot criticize real for lol it's their champions league performances. Year after year they play kind of like shit but still somehow pull wins right out of their asses like today. At some point you kind of just have to accept that their voodoo magic works in the cl

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u/everlovingfuck99 7h ago

True followers of Cruyff love getting battered 4-0 in a champions league final playing "beautiful football"

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u/AltruisticLeg4088 6h ago

Disgraceful is paying Negreira 8.4 million euros to cheat. 

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u/Obvious_Limx 4h ago

Yeh when great club playing attractive taki taki ball won with that result, it’s “I’d rather win 5-4 then win 1-0”

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u/a-smooth-brain 2h ago

Only true followers of aloe vera packs know the reason

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u/brown_herbalist 53m ago

Hands down, one of the worst self loathing comment in this sub.

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u/duckwithahat 49m ago

This reads like a copypasta lmao

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u/cmf_ans 1h ago

Summon that dude collecting hall of shame comments please

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u/ThAkke 43m ago

Is paying 8m to the head of referees required to be a functioning club?

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u/AFC-Wimbledon-Stan 8h ago

WAKE UP BABE

BANGER JOSE MOURINHO QOUTE IS ON THE MENU

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u/doyer_bleu 8h ago

What a legend lol. Bangers only

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u/meisterofpuppets 7h ago

Another quote for the history books.. never disappoint

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u/roseZamas720 8h ago

wake up babe another mou quote has dropped

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u/Romanista3 4h ago

Yes it was the Roma players' fault*

Still can't believe we really are the fucking Tottenham of Italy god fucking damn it

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u/sir_tejj 1h ago

Still can't believe we really are the fucking Tottenham of Italy god fucking damn it

No where is safe

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u/RJTG 2h ago

Tbh look at the players RM managed to sub in.

Three goals is harsh, but imho atleast one or maybe even two goals are expected.

Those 4 subs would be core players in close to every team aside from maybe ten teams in the world.

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u/KingSammyJ1 8h ago

Bro should be a poet

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u/ytipsh 8h ago

Dont hate on your ex

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u/adoxographyadlibitum 2h ago

Li Bo, Rumi, Neruda, Jose Mourinho, etc.

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u/Jozif_Badmon 8h ago

Unc still got it

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u/happyLarr 8h ago

Don’t peak too soon Mou! Has this been said before? Sounds ingenious

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u/WonDerZv 8h ago

Arbeloa, is this you?

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u/pulser30 32m ago

Im interested to see how madrid fair without vini for the upcoming league matches. I feel like this combination of mbappe and vini in the same team needs to finish as an experiment and just admit it.

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u/FrancescoliBestUruEv 6h ago

Real played like shit in both halves

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u/Dat_Boi_John 7h ago

I'm sorry but it wasn't really really his tactics that made his team score three corners in 6 minutes, were they? And it is his fault the starting 11 didn't include Espi and Guler. Had Madrid played liquid football in the second half and scored three great goals from open play I would agree with him, but that just wasn't the case.

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u/marco17872 3h ago

Corner goals can still reflect tactical work: delivery, runs, blocks, and second-ball positioning are all part of the plan. You can criticize the starting XI and still give him credit for the set pieces.

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u/TheBestNigerian 7h ago edited 3h ago

They played a lot better, even if the goals came from corners. They played with more intensity.

Also, Vinicius is suspended in the league so it's good squad management to start him here and start Arda in the next league match.