I am a Conservative Christian, but I haven't read all the Bible yet. Only the Gospel (I think it was called the Gospel), all the stuff about immigrants-bad, and the 2nd amendment.

Note: I'm pretty sure I also read that men are better than women. Or is that in the Trump Bible?

Because I want nothing to do with you people

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/Unhug you know that one painting of disappointed looking Jesus sitting on a rock. That painting has become my "Mood" image regarding Christianity. Everytime I see someone respond to a person in crisis with "Have you tried listening to worship music bro I promise it works everytime" like Wtf are we even doing what the hell is this.

/Rehug. I want nothing to do with you all because you were watching Markiplier and now you got the MARK of MR BEAST

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During the upcoming month the spirits of darkness are in their most powerful forms. For the veil between the carnal and spiritual is at its thinnest. Imagine the witching hour between 3 am and 4 am. But CONSTANT FOR A WHOLE MONTH

Use your discernment for ALL you do. For the spirits of darkness are hiding beneath every shadow. Rebuke those who tell you "Happy Halloween", and pray that the seeds of darkness they lay upon you with such words don't sprout.

In the beginning of the month, the gates of hell will yet stand a chance against the forces of darkness. But as time goes on the stability of the gates loosens. Only for them to be utterly destroyed in the 31 day, letting all hell come loose

You may try to save your DECEIVED loved ones for the first two weeks. But the closer the 31 is, the wiser it is to remain uncontacted with your halloween celebrating "Christian" loved ones. For I've personally witnessed a posession of an entire family a week before the devils holiday.

Pray for your DECEIVED loved ones. So they may lose the scales blocking their eyes, and they may see the evil that is HALLOWEEN

🎶 Everyone sidehug, everyone sidehug

You should too (you should too)

Your mortal soul depends on it

Or you'll be sent straight to heckerdoodles

So sidehug now (sidehug now) 🎶

It's such a strange ritual...but it's oddly enjoyable for me. Feeling my skin, like, slowly melt away...IT'S SO FUN😊😊😊

It's not for others, though, which is what concerns me. I often hear people scream their lungs out. I'm pretty sure one guy even passed out. I don't understand their reactions (like c'mon it's just a little acid) but seeing people unhappy ruins my mood no matter the reason :(((((((

So what do I do? Do I leave the church? Do I stay? Please pray for me so I make the right choice

randomly insults queer sidehuggers

I heard about a Christian doing the thing. The thing is weird and bad. So why do you people do the thing?

Christians keep telling me that by owning tarot cards I'm inviting demons to my home. I've spent over 1000 dollars investing into different sets of tarot cards, Dreamcatchers, Ouija boards, five different translations of the Quran and the book of Mormon. Yet NOTHING. NO DEMONS. NO POLTERGEISTS. NOTHING.

I haven't even had any nightmares. Infact my productivity and social life has improved. Is this all a lie?

Heck I even cut my palm to write "wicked be welcome" on my door. Yet NOTHING.

Why are we telling out children that by praying to baphomet every night, satan will come to our dreams. When people who have actually done that have EXPERIENCED NOTHING.

And do not hit me with that "Those objects weren't truly cursed" or "you didn't have blood on the sigils" I'M DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME NOT TO DO, AND MY LIFE IS GREAT. SO EITHER YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS WORKS OR YOU SHOULD STOP PEDDLING THIS BULLSHIT.

I'VE SPENT OVER 3 YEARS TRYING TO REACH CONTACT WITH THE WICKED ONE. Sometimes I'm even starting to doubt that wickedness even exists, and that the only being out there is a loving God. Satan, I believe, help me with my unbelief

Make those green hands clap I say

I asked her when Christ would return, but she just called out "Gilligan, Gilligan".

A very moving experience, but LOTS of hearing aid commercials.

Upon browsing christian subreddits, a particular long time user that disappeared caught my attention

TripleTrules

To some they were a madman to some they were a genius. But I'm bringing attention to why I believe they were something much more, a prophet

Look at their username. TripleTrules. A blasphemous lie has been spread, that this meant triple Trules. But I'm showing you the truth

Triple T rules

Triple T

Tung Tung Tung Sahur

Three Tungs, no more, no less

The most beloved creation by the Beast of revelations (AI)

I'm shaking and crying rn

In an effort to rebrand the 'Exalted Father' amid calls of impatience for the multiplication of his descendants, the establishment of an everlasting covenant, and the gift of the land of Canaan, the executive order said that the name “Abraham” better captures the promise to make Abraham the progenitor of a vast multitude of descendants.

The "father of a multitude" or "father of many nations." had begun to waver in his faith, and has recently called God's promise "overblown" and a “hoax.”

The order instructs Abraham not to partner with the slave woman Hagar, but to trust in the LORD, and implement internal controls — monitored by Sarah (formerly known as Sarai) — to ensure that the children are of the proper lineage.

Fishers of men, Mom. Fishers of men.

#lovelesslife

#nevererect

#notevenhalfmast

#virginpilled

Seeing my enemies be tortured forever for stealing an apple in class is more satisfying than funny to me

I am a proud, strong, and independent progressive Sidehugger woman who believes in a ecumenical approach to hugging. At my church fronthuggers and backhuggers are welcome to come and participate due to my STRONG beliefs in universal hugs. AMA