r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 2h ago
Serious Lore Discussion This sub is dying again. Time for weird prawns!
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 2h ago
Serious Lore Discussion STOP MODDING THE MCC! It's getting weird!
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 3m ago
Serious Lore Discussion Augher, Clogher, Fivemiletown - will this AI song be popular with the Grunts?
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r/shittyhalolore • u/LongjumpingBasil2586 • 22h ago
UNSC - Armored corvette “Pocket cruiser”
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Charming_Back_287 • 3d ago
Serious Lore Discussion Are there any human-Sangheili syncretic ideologies?
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Needs to be a thing just because of how pretty an elite would look wearing a peaked cap and suit.
r/shittyhalolore • u/ParticularDerp • 5d ago
Chat how likely is it that we'll get another Infinity sized ship that isnt the Eternity (halo shipgirls)
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 6d ago
Lore Fact Halo and Covenant are bad names. - Microsoft, October 2000
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 6d ago
Prophet of Gaming Which one is better to have?!???
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Grift Ball, close encounters, everyday life like personal defense, decorations, back scratcher, cake cutter or personality... yeah... humanize the objects...
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Energy Sword
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Gravity Hammer
r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 7d ago
ODST Special Purpose Force, Goon Platoon How do YOU wish to die in the Halo Universe!?!??!
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Rules are: you gotta die, that's it. You'll die eventually but what crazy shit that you're counting on would kill you. You can pick a date in the calendar, planet, or mayor event happening and the things you have.
You'll be plopped back to present day earth exactly where you were right now, no consequences at all.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Fish_Eggs • 7d ago
Serious Lore Discussion Why does Master Chief have McDonald's armor? What are the lore implications of this?
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 6d ago
The Caves of Reach I'm in a hateful mood today. NSFW
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 8d ago
Coloring book Lore In what way do you like to think to yourself the way Halo Studios died?!?!?
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Hanged? Waterboarded? Electric chair? Eaten alive by brutes? Old age? Ball cancer?!!! Let me know your head canon about this.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 7d ago
Prophet of Acceptance: "It’s not a phobia if it’s rational." New OC NSFW
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r/shittyhalolore • u/LongjumpingBasil2586 • 8d ago
URF improvised artillery system
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Yes it’s basic. But why would the insurrectionists salvage a scorpion turret and make an artillery carriage for it. Bring a generator and you have an auto loading artillery system with high accuracy
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 8d ago
Edinburgh 2552 How would you react if this was the One O’Clock Gun?
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 8d ago
Serious Lore Discussion Imagine this: "Surviving ancient humans meet with UNSC Humans, and the Ancient Human's Ambassador has a non degenerate, non interbred San'Shyuum wife. And you are the ONI official who has to tell them about the Human-Covenant War..."
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 9d ago
This is what Martin O'Donnell warned us about! But did we loser libs listen?! No! Now the Covenant is doing drugs and making nukes! :(
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 9d ago
Honestly, this sub should share more weird prawns.
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r/shittyhalolore • u/ParticularDerp • 12d ago
something something shipgirls something something glass myself
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