r/shitposting • u/croftlc12 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 • 9h ago
Unfunny but I posted it anyways 📡📡📡
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u/BowlOf____ 8h ago
Why is my meme feed filled with posts about women today?
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u/Cedge1738 7h ago
Mothers day
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u/Fat-N3rd fat cunt 2h ago
You actually almost got me and I felt bad that I hadn’t called my mom today
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u/hisolohowareu 9h ago
Like the wise man once said "nobody hates women more then women"
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u/sadacal 6h ago
Sure, as long as you ignore the stats about who assaults or murders women.
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u/frenchmobster stupid fucking piece of shit 5h ago
he said hate, as in a feeling toward someone that can be had without assaulting/killing them
i think it's safe to say that there are way more people that hate but don't spring to violence lol, so your point here is moot
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u/sadacal 5h ago
Yeah, there are way more people that hate without springing to violence, but hatred is a prerequisite for violence.
So if there are two groups of people, and one commits 10x the amount of violence against the other group, you're saying there's no way to tell which group hates the other more? Your logic is a joke lol. The amount of violence being done already implies there is more hatred there.
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u/SyriseUnseen 5h ago
but hatred is a prerequisite for violence.
This is not necessarily the case. The vast majority of victims of violence are men, yet most male on male violence has nothing or little to do with hatred.
So if there are two groups of people, and one commits 10x the amount of violence against the other group, you're saying there's no way to tell which group hates the other more?
If we-re jumping to mens and womens feelings towards each other: We have plenty of studies showing that men like women more than women like men. Especially among younger age groups, the difference is stark.
Yet women are also less likely to be violent for many reasons (lack of testosterone, little physical strength etc). This doesnt help in the slightest when measuring hatred, for obvious reasons.
Your logic is a joke lol.
Your point ignores all outside factors and makes a definite causality out of a correlation. And the basis for your point is a non sequitur. You know, defying the basic of logic as a concept itself - and thats not even factoring in that youre ignoring the data in regards to the key question (hatred).
The amount of violence being done already implies there is more hatred there.
As a hypothesis, thats fine, but this has already been checked and deemed incorrect for the reasons stated above.
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u/mage_in_training 23m ago
Well. I already hate you on simple principle now. I don't even need to know what race you are.
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u/usernamealreadytknff 9h ago
Yeah... no.
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u/I_Am_Conjoined 8h ago
Good argument
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u/croftlc12 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8h ago
It's so true tho.. There was a girl in my class who had a big titties and other girls used to talk shit about her behind her back all the time mainly because she got so much attention from guys. Some flat or average looking girls really do get jealous when another woman gets the attention and attention from men that they wish they had.
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u/biweed666 8h ago
i think your interchangeability of “women” and “girls” is what the issue is here. when i was a little girl we were absolutely vicious to each other and thought male attention was worth competing over. by the time you hit your mid 20s you realize that male attention is the most empty and lonely experience possible. you couldn’t march me into a high school girls bathroom with a gun to my head. women’s bathroom in the club? the only place you will ever be truly accepted and loved
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u/croftlc12 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8h ago
I'm talking about my college girls actually. Most of them were around 19–21, so they weren't little kids. I agree that women often become more mature about these things as they get older but that doesn't mean jealousy and competition for male attention magically disappear at a certain age. Some women genuinely do put other women down because they're getting attention they wish they had. Obviously, not all women are like that!
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u/biweed666 8h ago
that’s fair. 19-21 is definitely the tail end of the immature behavior for the most part. i was just pointing that by the time you hit a certain age, you’re very much ostracized and seen as weird for still acting like that. that’s where the “girls girl” thing came from. women who act like this don’t keep the same friends for very long in my experience.
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u/Fair-Bus-4017 7h ago
There are too many people who simply don't mature. You hear it being talked about plenty with men, but women aren't any better when it comes to this. Some people are just obnoxious, and some straight evil.
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u/biweed666 6h ago
agreed. those who lack the maturity have to find others like them. maybe i’ve been in more progressive circles, but this particular type of immaturity is very much not accepted in most adult spaces.
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u/Fair-Bus-4017 5h ago
This has nothing to do with people being progressive or not. And yes it is not accepted in most circles, but that is about all bad and vile things.
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u/TheCaptainOfMistakes 7h ago
I know this is wrong because nearly the entirety of the right wing party are adult toddlers. And there are a lot of them
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u/FewInstruction1020 it is MY bucket 5h ago
i know this is wrong because nearly the entirety of everyone who brings up politics for no reason are adult todlers. and there are a lot of them.
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u/Tha_riddler 6h ago
“You realize that male attention is the most empty and lonely experience possible” 🧐🤨😂😂
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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 5h ago
Who the fuck is downvoting this?
Seriously, what's wrong with people on this sub.
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u/DeuceMandago I came! 5h ago
Probably for a number of reasons. The comment about male attention implies hetero couples are unable to develop deep, meaningful connections. She’s also making a sweeping generalization that all woman become these wise, warm, and compassionate people by the age of 25. Which is just not true. I love women. The women in my life have showed up for me in ways that I can’t even capture in words.
But let’s not act like their aren’t immature, or downright vile woman out there.
I’ve seen 30 woman pull chunks of hair and scalp from each other in club bathrooms.
People are complex and nuanced. No one demographic is all good or all bad. Everyone has their faults.
I personally also find the distinction between men and boys, woman and girls to be vapid at best. The words can be used interchangeably.
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u/biweed666 5h ago
sure, i was specifically talking about attention not friendship or romantic interest. the kind of attention you attract from men by putting down the women around you is empty and lonely.
sure there’s been fights in club bathrooms, okay. absolutely no claim will ever fit every person in any given group. denying any form of anecdotal evidence from the group you’re you’re making claims about on this basis is pretty disingenuous. i hope my comment made at least 1 dude think twice before participating in the empty attention economy. of course no one is getting meaningful relationships out of it.
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u/doe121 8h ago
may i suggest a quite interesting read DOI: 10.1016/j.paid.2023.112406 https://www.researchgate.net/publication/373900684_Off_with_her_hair_Intrasexually_competitive_women_advise_other_women_to_cut_off_more_hair
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u/Okamana 9h ago
Who dat in the bottom right tho? I love brown women
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u/Scubasteve620 9h ago edited 3h ago
Salma Hayek Edit:why am I getting down voted for giving sauce .
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u/Fine_Foundation8943 9h ago
Names pls
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u/mezdiguida 9h ago edited 8h ago
From left to right, top to bottom
clockwise: Sydney Sweeney, Madison Beer, Chase Infiniti, Shambhavi Singh. (I'm not a gooner expert, I just used Google Lens lol)Edit.: I'm dumb
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u/Drkmttrjr 8h ago
Don't know why you even mentioned clocks if you were just going left to right, top to bottom.
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u/Free_Elderberry1791 9h ago
Yeah my mom got a lot of hate for being petite and robust while in her younger 20’s by a lot of different woman.
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u/Penis_Connoisseur stupid, fucking piece of shit 2h ago
I'm here imagining how funny it would be if men did this.
You got bigger balls than me? Fuck you man, I hate you
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u/Scheckenhere 7m ago
Maybe if men started wearing a bit more revealing clothes. How would a cleavage on balls look like?
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u/TheSodomizer00 9h ago
Are Sweeney's boobs even that big? I just think she wears a pushup bra most of the time so they look a bit bigger but in some photos they just look average sized.
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u/Kornik-kun Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8h ago
Where's the joke
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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 7h ago
This sub has always had a lot of incell and horny posting but I feel like it's getting a bit to blatant lately
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u/croftlc12 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 8h ago
Tits.. Tits is the Joke
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u/tayto175 I said based. And lived. 8h ago
Never joke about tits.
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u/DeuceMandago I came! 5h ago
Why? It’s not like they’re sacred the way a large, beautiful penis is.
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u/snozzberrypatch 9h ago
Who are these bitches on the itty bitty titty committee? I thought we were in America
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u/JagPeror We do a little trolling 3h ago
Nice 4 images, I wish there was context. Oh well, I didnt see any words smh
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u/The_0bserver 1h ago
When you bring nukes to a fight, people can be miffed sometimes. Especially if the nukes are missile shaped with pointy ends.
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u/DeManDeMytDeLeggend 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 9h ago
And if you post enough about it from your goon cave you get to cop a feel apparently. Stay at it king /s
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/No-Professional-1461 4h ago
Is it weird to point out that the most unapologetic women with big breasts who use their looks for fame and wealth are the actual girl bosses most other women aspire to? Like, you're mad at them because they won? Get gud
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u/OneeGrimm 4h ago
Duh. Why do you think american AAA videogames went full "normal" women with no-booba? Hiring insecure toads and hogs as devs.
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