r/shitposting • • 18h ago

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE Don't do that

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u/qualityvote2 18h ago edited 6h ago

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u/Kev100xx100 17h ago

Terrible advice

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u/LegalDeseperado 16h ago

Even as a solo man I wouldn’t

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u/Barkinsons 15h ago

Our government had to bail out a police couple that went there and got themselves kidnapped for ransom

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u/LegalDeseperado 14h ago

I knew a guy who went there alone, met some people, got drugged, and barely escaped kidnapping or even worse.
Not saying the whole country is insane, but it seems easier to get in endangered situation.

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u/ldontcares 15h ago

i wouldn't if you paid me

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u/joseph131 9h ago edited 8h ago

Been to Lahore solo (did know someone there though to go around with). It was pretty interesting having the car we were in searched for bombs when going to the mall. Also going to McDonalds at a service station and seeing a guy holding an AK in the drive thru is certainly something xD.

Other than that though, it was like any other trip I’ve been on

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u/United-Scene2261 6h ago

have you been to Iceland? I want to see the volcanos 🌋

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u/Dk785 4h ago

Was it a guard you saw holding an AK? Because it’s rather normal for the guards in most places even fast food restaurants, to have a rifle on them.

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 12h ago

I have a friend from Pakistan and he has to get bodyguards to accompany foreign guests when they visit

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u/DogeyLord 13h ago

I would just not go... not even with a private millatery escort

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u/samacher I want pee in my ass 11h ago

Prejudice

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 15h ago edited 14h ago

Surely it can't be much worse than traveling to most developing countries can it?

Edit: because of downvotes and comments decided to do my own research and it looks like it is relatively dangerous though similar to Mexico in that it really depends where specifically you are with fairly safe and very dangerous cities

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u/Kev100xx100 15h ago

Two foreigners came, got 🍇 and the people responsible are roaming free

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u/Zeptim 14h ago

Well, in a certain western country you can become president after that, soooo...

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 14h ago

That's not an exclusive phenomenon to Pakistan though

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u/intothewild72 stupid fucking, piece of shit 14h ago

There are very few places that are worse for traveling. Most of those are active war zones. There are war zones that are safer to travel to.

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u/backfire10z Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 14h ago

Lmao

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u/Raizel71 8h ago

Not all developing countries are the same, for example even in the SouthAsia region I would say Maldives, Nepal (not counting the unfortunate floods), Bhutan are safer than their neighbors.

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u/Ordinary_dude_NOT 17h ago

We know who got paid a “lot” 😂

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u/jbbarajas 16h ago

Would it be fair advice if it's at the bottom of the list?

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u/BeanRub 17h ago

How to get trafficked 101

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u/k5pr312 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 11h ago

Author probably gets a kickback

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u/mammalian_alien 17h ago

"Why Land should be on every solo fish traveler's bucket list"

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u/realultralord 16h ago

Why [peanut butter factory] should be on every solo [deadly allergic to peanuts] person's bucket list.

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u/Robrogineer 12h ago

Sorry. I can't go to Pakistan. I'm allergic to being trafficked.

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u/Lichruler 8h ago

Why the KFC factory should be on every solo chicken travelers bucket list.

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u/GeoMagicCrafter 13h ago

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u/The_James_Bond 2h ago

Average building in Ready or Not

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u/DrVegaPunk311 8h ago

You are confusing it with India

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u/taken_name_of_use Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 4h ago

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u/Epicvanillalover 7h ago

Bruh both suck, you never want to be a solo female traveller in that region.

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

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u/GeoMagicCrafter 7h ago

True for both cases

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u/DanePlayZ 4h ago

Water vs H2O

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 17h ago

If anyone's wondering I tried to fact check this tweets existence and it seems real. It looks like it's deleted but people's replies to it are still up. Also the article it looks like they were linking to is still up, it's an interview with a female travel blogger https://www.forbes.com/sites/breannawilson/2019/10/11/this-popular-solo-female-travel-vlogger-thinks-pakistan-could-be-the-worlds-1-tourism-destination/

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 16h ago

"Why hungry grizzly bears should be on every hiker's must meet when out of bear spray list"

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u/Captainunderpants86 14h ago

"Why turkeys should vote for Christmas and chickens for KFC"

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u/Dead-in-Red 10h ago

Why turkeys should vote for going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

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u/-TV-Stand- Literally 1984 😡 8h ago

You eat turkeys during christmas?

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u/Captainunderpants86 6h ago

Yes we eat Turkey for Christmas here in the UK.

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u/CandyNecrosis 4h ago

In my country we eat Chicken with lots of potatos and lots of Salad.

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u/sladebonge Literally 1984 😡 13h ago

Thanksgiving was right there...

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u/KnightAngelic 12h ago

English folks do turkeys at Christmas and only the US does Thanksgiving so I assume the other guy's English

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u/hissiliconsoul 10h ago

Canada has a Thanksgiving, but it's not quite the same.

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u/FakeMcUsername 10h ago

That's because there is no reason to be thankful if you're Canadian.

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u/X_Luci 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 9h ago

There's one, you can be thankful that you're not American.

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u/Subject_Sigma1 10h ago

They took it off the menu

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u/Zikkiamar 16h ago

Are you a rich kid? The favelas in Brazil is the best place to travel.

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u/LargeBrainGoblin Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 10h ago

Specially if you walk around flashing your expensive shit, the locais are going to think you look incredible!

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u/Novafro 8h ago

I wonder who paid what to write that article

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u/United-Scene2261 6h ago

I wish I could answer but I don't want to get banned again

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u/Twinkletoess112 5h ago

if you think Pakistan is paying anyone, think again lol, they can't even pay their government employees a basic minimum wage

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u/Rakeboiii 16h ago

Bruh, I'm Pakistani and I even say this is terrible advice.

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u/Stand_kicker 17h ago

Last place you visit before you kick the bucket, or they kick it for you. 

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u/byyhmz I want pee in my ass 4h ago

Is this that article that was written by Human Trafficking?

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u/CuackDuck 16h ago

Sure as long as you stay away from literally any village, town or city in it and hope you don't meet any locals on the road

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u/Balavadan 15h ago

Cities are probably the safest

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u/rohaan1002 12h ago

You may contract lung cancer from the air quality here tho

I would know because my city reached an AQI of 700 (2x the hazardous limit)

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u/Balavadan 12h ago

We’re talking about tourists. You aren’t going to get cancer from a quick visit

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u/rohaan1002 12h ago

Yeah but still, it's way worse than air quality in other countries (whether or not they are developed)

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u/cjm0 14h ago

Reminds me of the Black American woman who got catfished by a young Pakistani man after he convinced her to come to Pakistan to get married. After it didn’t work out, she held a press conference in a town square where she demanded large amounts of money from the Pakistani government as compensation and claimed she was going to fix the local infrastructure which she found to be inadequate. It was hilarious because the local government officials and passersby were just… standing there silently and letting her make these demands. Perhaps in confusion or perhaps they wanted to hear her out. But she seemed to make it home okay. Likely because she was American and she had attracted international media attention.

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u/ProcrastinationSite 10h ago

This story could have gone so wrong. I think she's very lucky

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u/heartshapedprick 9h ago

She was really lucky, the article says she had her visa extended by a governor and was taken in for a psychiatric evaluation where she was diagnosed as bipolar before leaving the country

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u/zuss33 8h ago

Better healthcare then the US lmao

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u/heartshapedprick 8h ago

If someone from Pakistani got trapped in the US I heavily doubt they would be met with the same kindness haha Ur right

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u/vapeshapes 8h ago

lol exactly.

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u/randomcanadian12345 50m ago

She didn't get catfished, she was the catfisher. The Pakistani though he was marrying someone closer in age (19), not a 33 year old. That's why the marriage fell through.

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u/Global-Tie5501 16h ago

Did human traffickers write this?

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u/mantis_blade_mariner 15h ago

It's not even safe for normal men

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u/Sulfefnirs 3h ago

I actually watched a shit ton of vlogs on traveling to Pakistan last night. Which is what makes this thread crazy but I literally could not find a bad video of people talking about traveling there. Everyone was being super nice to the tourist and multiple essentially had all of their shit paid for by the locals. It was really sweet actually.

But there were only a few women in all those videos. Most acted like everything was fine. I’d assume it’s just like any other place in the world. There’s good and there’s bad

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u/old-bessey 14h ago

Yes it is mate, just making shit up. My friend was just there solo for 3 months said it was amazing

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u/DistortedNoise 13h ago

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u/juicebox1711 10h ago

Ohhhhhh this was the point of that reel...

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u/Jlipps37 9h ago

My friend was there solo for 67 months and wishes they never had to leave

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u/old-bessey 6h ago

I’d love to go. Next time

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u/Flimsy_Leader_243 8h ago

Ok, Jamsheed

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u/old-bessey 13h ago

You’re all scared

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u/ninjadude1992 12h ago

Did they post about it on some social media? I'm genuinely curious, not trolling

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u/old-bessey 6h ago

Yes and im with him now in india. It looked seriously amazing. Beautiful hikes, and unspoilt villages, osama bin ladens compound ect.

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u/ChangingMonkfish 10h ago

Liam Neeson when his daughter excitedly shows him this at the start of Taken 4

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u/MrUltraOnReddit 14h ago

Did human trafficking write this?

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u/AttemptNu4 13h ago

"Why a tank full of hungry sharks should be the on every chum covered person's destination list"

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer 12h ago

10 / 10 would recommend to cunts

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u/accountdrakula shitting toothpaste enjoyer 12h ago

Did a machete write this?

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u/FakeMcUsername 10h ago

Sponsored by The Darwin Awards

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u/Salt-Brakish_Fty_Fty 16h ago

It's all fun and excitement not until a hordes of men surrounded her and gang up her like a troops of baboon

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u/Playful_Giraffe_9213 16h ago

Well it definatly takes care for the list being a bucket list then ... that is kind of logical.

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u/idk_maybe_your_dad put your dick away waltuh 6h ago

Some white girl out there just found her perfect solo trip destination

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 6h ago

This tweet was written by a horny Pakistani man

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u/General_Tangelo_1032 1h ago

How to get 🍇

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u/HearMeJoy 8h ago

Well its sure still better than india lol

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u/Key-Cabinet-5329 10h ago

lol. I’m a Pakistani expat and NO WAY can this be a real article

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u/TumbleweedOver9000 8h ago

Ah I remember when a woman, Spanish motorbike traveler passing through Pakistan with no problem.

Meanwhile passing through India something happen

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u/RelativetoZero 12h ago

I remember that idea. Im not sure I believe the details anymore, but I am pretty sure we all agreed she died.

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u/Beamo1080 12h ago

Just put it at the end of the list

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u/i_agree123 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 11h ago

Why “puppy murder town” should be on every innocent puppies bucket list

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u/Upset-Diamond2857 10h ago

You go and won’t return

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u/Professor_Game1 9h ago

I wouldn't go there with an AR15 on my shoulder

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u/Bastosek 9h ago

Just make sure is the last item on the bucket list.

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u/DickPin 8h ago

What next? Why every flamboyant homosexual should visit the UAE?

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u/stray-lyght 13h ago

uhhhh???!?!

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u/Alfiy_wolf 13h ago

I just unpack my Stan

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u/Unoriginalcontent420 11h ago

Why the moon should be on every Orca's bucket list

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u/Hugo_Selenski 11h ago

Come visit the largest black market in the world!

what do they sell in a black market aside from illegal weapons?

you ask a lot of questions.

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u/ApexGT44 10h ago

I like the version of this post with the comment saying "was this written by human traffickers?"

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u/derp0815 10h ago

I've seen their tourism effort in a documentary but rest assured the woman won't be solo, she'll have to get some tour guides.