r/shitposting • • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 14h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/SerDeath 1d ago

Wholesome bullying. Very cool.

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u/Hekkle01 22h ago

zalinki!

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u/SerDeath 21h ago

Papa bless!

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u/rohaan1002 22h ago

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u/Current-Knowledge336 16h ago

I love these types of images

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u/Dense_Priority_7250 14h ago

Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.

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u/Ratouf26 Stuff 11h ago

Wait if hell is full doesn't mean it's auto heaven for anyone who dies?

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u/Current-Knowledge336 10h ago

Nah, just a very long line as they make more room. So you get added hell to hell

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u/Zekava 9h ago

What is worse, hell, or bureaucracy AND THEN hell

...just realized that that's already the case in reality, if hell exists. There's no escaping bureaucracy while alive.

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u/LicknDragon 1d ago

Those that matter already know I'm a connoisseur of flatulence

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u/Butt_Robot 1d ago

You must be a gas at parties

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u/Tron_35 Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

We need more good forms of bullying.

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u/PerpetualHappines 1d ago

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u/a7n5 20h ago

Sorry πŸ₯Ί πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

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u/SorbyGay 1d ago

they already know now so theres no point

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u/HassanAchievedIt 16h ago

I've seen this dude irl

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u/Snaper_XD 11h ago

Thats not true, its lifegem

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u/Fwant 21h ago

Chaotic good

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u/dizzywig2000 1d ago

β€œHere lies zeriael, beloved friend and avid fart fetishist”

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u/LittleMlem 16h ago

IIRC there was a girl who died years ago (possibly by her own hand, I don't recall) and people misread her note or something and ended up thinking she had a poop obsession and made a mural with a flying poop. This is pretty old at this point so I really don't remember the details (or if it's real, or an elaborate shitpost)

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u/Valkeyere 1d ago

Toot toot ;)

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u/BlehBlah_ 19h ago

Shit I am using this on my friends who may or may not be depressed all the time.

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u/Mr_RaincloudGuy9 15h ago

technically they told us (everyone) via this screenshot... rip

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u/Worried-Caregiver325 17h ago

And so our hero lived until the age of 97, when he died peacefully in his sleep