Did I leave Zone 2 in Kilometer 9?
(/uj Finally part of the Sub-1 Club)

Originally cross posted from r\unexpectedfactorial, lol.

When Hyrox’ing has gone too far. Let me know in the comments whether there is scientific evidence that proves that covering your skin in shit improves a runner’s cold tolerance, since we’re now entering winter.

I’m still deciding on shitting myself instead of buying Puma gear, because those losers refused to make brown pants or shorts. They tried to distance themselves, but imma boycott them until they’ve got thermal poo-ware.

Want to claim Garmin time because it's always faster.