Want to claim Garmin time because it's always faster.

A reflective safety vest can make a real difference when running outdoors. Being visible to drivers, cyclists, and others on the trail is essential, especially in low light, at dusk, or in poor weather. Choose bright colours and reflective strips that catch headlights, helping others see you sooner.

Originally cross posted from r\unexpectedfactorial, lol.

Did I leave Zone 2 in Kilometer 9?
(/uj Finally part of the Sub-1 Club)

When Hyrox’ing has gone too far. Let me know in the comments whether there is scientific evidence that proves that covering your skin in shit improves a runner’s cold tolerance, since we’re now entering winter.

I’m still deciding on shitting myself instead of buying Puma gear, because those losers refused to make brown pants or shorts. They tried to distance themselves, but imma boycott them until they’ve got thermal poo-ware.

Howdy — I’m desperately searching for a CIM marathon bib. Please DM if you have one that you’re looking to transfer. Happy to pay the transfer fee. Cheers!

Typical Tr*"athlete" attempting the 5k ultra...