r/riskofrain • • 2h ago

RoR2 What should the next DLC be called? (Wrong answers only)

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u/zonch84 2h ago

risk of rain 2: 2 risk 2 rain

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u/cohenYOUCANDOIT 1h ago

I think risk of rain 2: 2: 2 risk 2 rain

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u/Spacedaddy117 1h ago

Risk 5: Rain Storm

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u/Sauron_75 1h ago

Cant wait for Risk of Rain 3: Divine Roost Drift

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u/murdersponge 2h ago

Risk or rain returns : returns

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u/ExtensionHorror8998 2h ago

Open Slay, Christmas DLC where you fight Petrichor Santa and their army of indentured servants.

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u/Humerror 1h ago

The red in red plane represents their Christmas hats

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u/DJHammer_222 2h ago

Risk of Rain 2: Fifteen Dollar DLC (it's just a microtransaction with no tangible product for buying it)

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u/artistic_programmer 2h ago

it gives you the voidling as the only boss, with the bugs from release sots, every elite is an alloyed collective elite (pre shields breaking when damaged) and you have a 3:30 time limit

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u/ZealotOfSanguine 2h ago

Risk of Rain 2: Morrowind Remastered

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u/GreenFBI2EB 2h ago

Certainty of Arid: ignoring the weather

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u/TheHangedKing 2h ago

Risk of Rain 2: Any Minute Now

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u/Pun5 1h ago

Risk of Rain 2: Somehow, he returned

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u/Living-Plankton3521 1h ago

Somehow, he (risk of rain) returned

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u/Im_Krzy 2h ago

Risk of Rain 2: Definitive Drought

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u/FunkyDGroovy 2h ago

2 Risk or not to Risk

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u/Yeah_not_a_chance 31m ago

That is the the risk

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u/swordtrickswordtrick 1h ago

Risk of rain 2: we have hemorroids

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u/Stinky_big_toe_yum 2h ago

Chance of precipitation

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u/XIII-0 1h ago

Deadlock

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u/Living-Plankton3521 1h ago

Rapists of the red plane

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u/aunas 2h ago

It pours

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u/Solphage 2h ago

Torment of the Tar

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u/Tohiyama 1h ago

Risk of Rain 2: Return Of That Character You Love(don’t pretend like you care about the rest of the dlc)

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u/Waste-of-Space0429 1h ago

Risk of Rain 2: We lost the F%$king plot

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u/-Camour- 2h ago

No risk of rain. Every stage is raining so no enemies spawn because they dont want to get wet

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u/Fit-Difficulty-5917 1h ago

Risk of Rain 2: Guarenteed Precipitation

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u/Ilovemen411927 1h ago

Risk of rain 2: return to the red plain

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u/bronzef1sh 31m ago

Seekers of the Foid

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u/MarkGurriaran 16m ago

Annoyed collective

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u/Sprucelord 2h ago

Starstorm 3

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u/OmegaNinja242 2h ago

Risk of rain 2 hand-d death

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u/RedstoneSausage 2h ago

Sea of sorrow

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u/mlag05 2h ago

RoR2 of Rains 2

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u/itstheroyaljester 2h ago

Risk of Rain 2: sun

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u/MicrwavedBrain 2h ago

Risk of Rain: voidling everywhere

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u/DonutGirl055 2h ago

I’m stoiding it rn

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u/The_Sussadin 2h ago

Real name? Raiders from the Red Wrong name? Risk of Rain 2: The Great Guppening

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u/BipedalSnakes 2h ago

Risk of Rain 2: Rain of Risk

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u/PresentationOld457 2h ago

Risk of rain 2 returns

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u/carthagoes 2h ago

chance of precipitation : back 2 africa

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u/AbyssalCall 2h ago

“The double trouble wacky wahoo adventure”
(Featuring Dante from Devil may Cry)

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u/Carlex_181 1h ago

Risk of Rain 3. And then 5 years later actually release a game called risk of rain 3

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u/Character-Tennis-327 1h ago

Risk of rain 2: 5th DLC

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u/SwimmingBench345 1h ago

Fillet of the Fish

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u/princezacthe3rd 1h ago

Risk of rain 2; Hellish Monarchy

You go through beetle hives till you end up in hell. You fight imp arch ruler. Primarch beetle queen.

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u/HelloImJenny01 1h ago

Electric Boogaloo

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u/Pheonixinfinty 1h ago

2 Risk 2 Rain

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u/therarestkittycat 1h ago

Risk of rain 2, the rain is a lie

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u/Born-Green-2536 1h ago

Rain of 2: the fuckermother

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u/GefTalks 1h ago

Risk of Rain 2: Sluts of the Red Plane

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u/jeffdabuffalo 1h ago

I feel like you hit the nail on the head already.

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u/RidleyCR 1h ago

Risk of Rain 2: Guns of the Patriots

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u/Zromzrt 59m ago

Risk of rain 2: oiled up confrontation

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u/MysticalNoir 56m ago

Risk of rain 2: Guns love and tentacles

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u/Bloodyknife12 28m ago

Hmmm seems like gearbox already took guns love and tentacles for another project of theirs

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u/MysticalNoir 9m ago

We the people want the borderlands x ror2 collab 🙏🙏🙏

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u/Bloodyknife12 5m ago

There are a handful of ror references in bl3 and 4 but im surprised we hadnt got a Roland/engineer or Fl4k/railgunner or something. (Zer0/Merc skin is the most obvious but that dork already has more skins than everyone else)

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u/Twink_Link_738 46m ago

Risk of Rain 2: Arrival of Gerald

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u/GeorgeNovile 12m ago

Risk of rain 2: The End Of Petrichor V

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u/banofmoobs 9m ago

Chance of precipitation

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u/GreasyGrabbler 7m ago

An expansion of all the clay guys but it gets retconned into being white instead of black

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u/gummyimp 2h ago

The third one

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u/Rough_Journey 2h ago

The next DLC should rename the game to Risk All Whose Rain: Third Count. Just don't turn it into acronyms.

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u/InsomniacKowen 2h ago

I do want the pickaxe character back, so maybe motherload or something magma esk

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u/Buttery_Nipples47 2h ago

Risk of rain 2: Ni-