r/rareinsults • • 3d ago

Found this gem

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u/DramaticFeed6522 3d ago

Someone call this cringemaxxer a priest!

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u/Twister_Robotics 3d ago

Did you mean HAUNTED eyes?

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot 3d ago

Bro has white walker eyes

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u/Ongr 3d ago

Bro has that Dell lady eyes.

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u/pelonier 3d ago

Dell lady? But I’ve never heard of a Panasonic lady??

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u/HungryLikeTheHenry 3d ago

Out here looking like a possessed make-up brush

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u/Character_Sail5678 3d ago

I feel quiet hungry!

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u/Dry_Duck3011 3d ago

Looks like the the serpent at the end of beetlejuice with that neck. Surprised it supports his head. Must be pretty light I’ll wager.

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u/wytewydow 3d ago

Lookin' like Susan Dell

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u/Iki_the_Geo 3d ago

Bro went 🧿👄🧿

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u/Snoo-11553 3d ago

Is the fat guy in the profile pic implying that he is also the guy with two necks stacked on top of each other? 

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u/jroenskii 3d ago

Thats gorlock the destroyer

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u/Chrome_0zone 3d ago

Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice.

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u/BackItUpWithLinks 2d ago

Looks like a 5 year old painted eyes on his closed eyelids when he was asleep

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u/spotsthefirst 3d ago

WHAT IS WITH THE ALPACA HAIR ON ALL THESE DUMBASS LOOKIN KIDS??????

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u/jagadoor 3d ago

Tf are hunter eyes ?

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u/va_rg 3d ago

Looksmaxxer BS. When your brow bone(Supraorbital Ridge / Supraorbital Torus) is low and /or fat tissue and collagen covers your upper eyelid. Sort of like the model Sean O'Pry. Looksmaxxers are the pinnacle of human devolution.

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u/jagadoor 1d ago

Damn people are weird sometimes. But I dont mind it as long as they dont do any harm. I feel kinda sad for them tho. Feels like they think they are not good enogh and try to cope by looking for things that raises the low value they think they have. I mean sure we all wanna look good and be liked by other people and feel like we are worth sonething. But obsessing about your features like that seems unhealthy. I hope this boy ends up in a better place mentally accepting himself the way he is.

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u/BatScribeofDoom 2d ago

Be glad you don't know.

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u/DoookieMaxx 3d ago

Bonnie Blue victim …. Her kid came out of her full grown and making this face.