r/rareinsults • u/hungry_hazelnut • 10d ago

sensor measures 2 things, jack and shit

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u/LeRoiCasoar 10d ago

...and Jack just left town

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u/ddeads 9d ago

Well, hello, Mr. Fancy-Pants...

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u/Alvin_h_davenport 9d ago

He had to hit that road

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u/Nervous_Writer_2632 9d ago

Really liked your response, it gave me a chuckle as well. A nice conclusion to the burn, now it’s crispy. Well done. 😁

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u/Wermine 9d ago

May I recommend a movie for you: Army of Darkness.

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u/Nervous_Writer_2632 9d ago

I will most definitely check it out. Thanks

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u/Nervous_Writer_2632 9d ago

lol, yup I see whatcha mean… it was almost an origin story 😆 love that

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo 9d ago

Lanters

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u/AkhtarZamil 9d ago

*Lanterns

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u/Nervous_Writer_2632 9d ago

I actually laughed at this one. Nice.

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u/half-baked_axx 8d ago

I mean it's a watch that can tell you the time and answer texts/calls. Why would you need biometric sensors strapped to you all the time.

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u/Grayboot_ 8d ago

Why would you need to answer texts/calls…

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u/deadface3405 4d ago

To feel like a spy

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u/Squeaky_boi 7d ago

So that Apple can sell your biometric data to insurance companies. Duuuuuuuh