r/rareinsults • • 10d ago

Couldn’t have said it better!

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u/StoneTheMoron 10d ago

Why can’t people just let themselves raisin with grace?

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u/Jealous-Knowledge-56 10d ago

Just look at all the horrible comments about Jasmine Guy (who is aging gracefully) in the Different World reboot. You can’t win with some people.

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u/SonicFlash01 10d ago

Matters less what people say than which ones you listen to. Are you making decisions based off catty internet shits? You're gonna go down a rabbit hole and hate how you end up, and/or develop body dysmorphia.

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u/GrowlingPict 10d ago

"your boos mean nothing; Ive seen what makes you cheer!" is an attitude more people should adopt

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u/Far_Detective2022 10d ago

Besides, most comments online are just bots now anyway. Kind of hard to take anything seriously when the internet has every single opinion.

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u/StoneTheMoron 10d ago

Yeah for sure, there’s people that are just gross to the ageing, but you’re gonna be damned either way, they may call you ugly but they’ll respect you while doing it.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 10d ago

Though.. Simon certainly isn't winning.

I think the real issue is how it starts off. People do a little bit of botox and yeah.. you look a bit fresher. But when you start there is no stopping and all to often it escalates.

I reckon a good chunk of these men and women in all fairnes relied for a long time on looks, not so much on acting skills. So when their beauty fades and the roles disappear, it might seem like an easy fix.

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u/short_hair_zuko 10d ago

Some people are like, "why the passage of time exists?"

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u/bentreflection 10d ago

i've never heard of her but i looked her up and she just looks like a normal woman her age? Actually looks pretty good for her age

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u/Jealous-Knowledge-56 10d ago

She starred on the original show almost 40 years ago as a college student when she was about 24. She’s gained a few more wrinkles than most of the other returning cast over the years and it’s spawned a lot of comments.

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u/Fakehiggins 10d ago

you can't win with "people" on the internet. because they're not people and instead bots from foreign nations programmed to sow dissent and make everyone miserable. most complaints people are worried about these days are from social media, and no one should care what social media has to say because it's literally a hostile nation trying to hurt you.

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u/iamkris10y 9d ago

Which is crazy bc i think she looks fantastic.  

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u/mrwigglez3 9d ago

Oh fuck ya she is! Shes a smokeshow! Im 38 BTW!

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u/winterman666 7d ago

I don't get it, she was already ugly before. What are people saying now?

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u/Dashdash421 10d ago

This guy made his living criticizing others, not surprised that he is incredibly insecure.

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u/Justin-Truedat 10d ago

Pam Anderson is doing it right and she looks amazing. Considering she was once the poster child for surgical enhancement, it’s nice to see.

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 7d ago

She does not look amazing.

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u/bron685 10d ago

“Lawd willin I can raisin with grace”

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u/JustineDelarge 10d ago

“Ah, Raisin Grace” is my favorite hymn.

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u/Rocketeer_99 10d ago

This is a prime example of how your social environment shapes your worldview.

When you live in a world where you're constantly reminded about the importance of outer beauty, it becomes understandable why people will go through extreme lengths to try and obtain or preserve it.

Most of us already know what its like to feel the societal pressures of beauty standards through media and pop culture.

Now imagine that same pressure existing in every facet of your life, unable to be escaped even after you put the phone down. You do business with people and see how beauty is more rewarded than character. You're surrounded by friends and family who are also deeply submerged within this superficial ethos and the their tiny comments about weight and wrinkles add up enough over the years to the point where familial acceptance becomes synonymous with maintaining beauty standards. And then when you leave your family and job and walk around the city, agaim you are constantly reminded about how ugliness deminishes your worth as a person.

A similar phenomenon is seen in individuals raised in deeply religious communities. You ask yourself how people could possibly hold such extreme ideas that seem to contradict common sense and your lived experience- but when you live in a community where, in every facet of your life, you're met with other humans are convinced that God himself is watching their every move, the idea that God ISN'T watching over you is the idea that seems insane.

People heavily underestimate the influence our social environment has on us. But if you consider for a moment how detrimental being socially outcast is, not just in our everyday lives but also throughout the histort of our evolution, it becomes easier to understand why we're so susceptible to social conditioning.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 10d ago

Bro I'm looking forward to him playing mummra in the live action thunder cats movie 

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u/PrincipleNo3966 10d ago

Or a putty in a Power Rangers movie.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 10d ago

Now that im looking at him he actually looks kinda like fucking snarf....

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u/Elite_AI 10d ago

You're asking why people whose looks are a major part of their jobs can't age with grace? 

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u/CrazeMase 10d ago

Because Simon specifically quite literally can not. A few years ago he got into a brital motorcycle accident that mangled his face and he needed extensive reconstructive surgery. He wasn't able to get his face back to the proper look though cause of the severe swelling and because at the time, the anesthetics could've killed him. So it essentially landed at "This is literally the best we can do for the time being." A while ago people would post pics of his face when he looked super puffy still, that was because the soft tissue was still extremely swollen. I know the internet is super good at being mean, but let's give some grace when a surgery ends at a "This is the best we can do" and not a "We did it perfectly."

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u/Smgt90 10d ago

I thought he broke his back only. I couldn't find anything about his face being affected by the accident.

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u/Accomplished_Age_553 10d ago

Are you mixing up Simon Cowell and Zac Efron?

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u/Elite_AI 10d ago

Yeah this is Zac. People making fun of Zac are particularly awful 

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u/bentreflection 10d ago

was it confirmed that actually happened? I never followed it closely but there were rumors that it was just a story to cover a surgery that didn't turn out the way he wanted so i never knew what to believe.

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u/OldBonyBogBwitch 9d ago

I thought Zac Efron gave some story about slipping in his house while wearing socks & hitting his jaw on the counter or something when he was accused of botched fillers/cosmetic surgery on his face when he started looking gigachadchin crazy???

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u/tasticle 10d ago

That never happened. Simon Cowell has never injured his face while riding a motorcycle or ebike, he broke his back. He broke his face with botox and plastic surgery.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 10d ago

What you mean? That boy doesn't look a day past 12.

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u/c010rb1indusa 10d ago

Because they get work done that was more subtle and came out well in the past so they think they can keep doing it. See Jennifer Anniston as a recent example. She had lots of work done in the post Friends years and she mostly looked great and was getting away and then she went to far and now.....

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u/No_Midnight_2183 10d ago

She looks fine

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u/One_Clown_Short 10d ago

Which one is the new look?

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u/clevercookie69 10d ago

That's what I'm wondering. Can't be the one on the right, that looks fake

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u/ChuddyMcChud 10d ago

Looks like the baby from Ice Age on the left.

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u/apathetic-fallacy 10d ago

When I went back after reading your comment I cackled. Incredible callout.

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u/Bac2Zac 10d ago

I cannot believe the accuracy here.

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u/shunted22 10d ago

Weirdly happened to be watching ice age while reading this

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u/Toots_Magee_ 9d ago

It’s meant to be!!

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 10d ago

That's because it is fake.

It's the usual: Photoshop a picture of a celeb already looking kinda iffy, making him look like some kind of ghoul, then spread the picture going "Look how awful he looks!", and everyone here eats it up.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 10d ago

I sure hope is fake, because it looks like if Queer Eye for The Straight Guy did Leatherface.

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u/thisisyo 10d ago

Same. Thought I saw/read that he's been cutting back (no pun intended). Same with Billy Crystal

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u/BorderOk7329 10d ago

Both look like they are from the backrooms

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u/jonbodhi 10d ago

Damn! Glad I’m not the only one who didn’t know.

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u/JinkiesGang 9d ago

He gets a new face every season.

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u/OtherwiseCar9851 10d ago

pic on the right is fake

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u/Dawn_razor 9d ago

Thank God!

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u/lopsidedsheet 9d ago

Should be the top comment. Why do we give so much attention to obvious bait

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u/Cultural-Company282 6d ago

The internet is full of master baiters

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u/BenignBarry 10d ago

bro looks scary

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u/ohwontsomeonethinkof 10d ago

Guy is the alien from MiB.

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u/PeteRock24 10d ago

Pretty sure this one is doctored.

The one on the left is accurate though.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 10d ago

No, the picture is heavily photoshopped. Feel free to show me the original if you have it.

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u/Glum-Carpet 9d ago

Why is the media normalizing this shit? "Youthful" is not a word any sane person would use to describe that face.

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u/Jasonrj 9d ago

Is some random person's IG post, "the media," now?

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u/Psychological-Try785 6d ago

Im in my 30s but people think I'm in my 20s. I geniunely believe that people who use botox/fillers end up looking a lot older than they really are. Simon Cowell looked alright before he mangled his face with surgeries/treatments. He looked older because he is, but he has damaged himself to the point that his aging is irrelevant.

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 9d ago

Why can’t he find a good plastic surgeon with all of that money?

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u/Axel_Grahm 8d ago

I think this is just the karma for him being a shitty person.

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u/KonnichiwaKudasai 7d ago

I’ve seen meth abusers that look better than him. Jeez

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u/PoppingPillls 7d ago

He had tons of fillers that he had dissolved a few years ago as he looked like a balloon animal and you can't go back to natural after that mucb surgery so he now looks weird just in a different way.

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u/XOVSquare 10d ago

He looks like one of those pilots just before they pass out during G-force training

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u/Steve_o_3000 9d ago

I haven’t seen “youthful” used as an insult before.

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u/blackfish_1983 9d ago

I read it somewhere "He looks like the corpse of George Michael was a playable character in 007 Goldeneye"

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u/Life-Oil-7226 10d ago

Youthful? I think they need to get their eyes checked

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u/bagelsnatch 9d ago

fresh, new, youthful. three words that should never be used near Simon Cowell

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u/Horzzo 10d ago

This is what a life of smoking and disfiguring plastic surgery can do to you.

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u/wcl5 9d ago

Five nights at Simon’s

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u/SmallPeederWacker 10d ago

He looks like a Five Nights at Freddy’s haunted animatronic

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u/KindredFlower 10d ago

Which one is the fresh new look?!

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u/punch912 10d ago

Just put bolts in his neck hes perfect

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u/affemannen 9d ago

Dude looks 70 and stoned out of his face....

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u/MahoganyMan 9d ago

He looks like an uncle that went to jail for trying to shoplift TVs through the Walmart fire exit

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u/HyenDry 9d ago

He looks like the Grinch without the makeup

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u/PHUNKSPANGLE 10d ago

His Public Relations liars are trying to manipulate his hideous face into being somehow tolerable to the general public.

It's not going very well for them.

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u/Foxxcar 10d ago

Oldzempic.

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u/cficare 10d ago

Dude told his plastic surgeon to "give me the MeatCanyon"

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 9d ago

I genuinely wonder what they think after they see the results. Jim Carrie comes to mind. They look like cartoon versions of themselves

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u/short_hair_zuko 10d ago

I think the person who wrote the top text was the meaner of the two.

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u/Darcy_2021 10d ago

Which one is before and which one is after?

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u/jeffislearning 9d ago

people say you don’t look ugly you just poor but this isn’t the case

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u/KaiserDilhelmTheTurd 9d ago

Cunt looked fucked up enough from the last round of surgery a few years ago. Now he’s just straight up competition for the John Merrick lookalike contest.

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u/drainbamage1011 9d ago

...does "youthful" mean something different now and nobody told me?

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u/Hatzmaeba 9d ago

Bro looks the same, but with drugs.

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u/IllSurprise3049 9d ago

The photo on the left looks like Jack Black if he were cosplaying Simon Cowell

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u/LadyDye_ 9d ago

Did he have a stroke?

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u/Rafasredmen1 10d ago

Thought it was Gazza when I first saw it

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u/krashedyocomputer 10d ago

"youthful" 🙏

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u/SSgtReaPer 10d ago

Help iammm meltttttingggggggg

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u/Hyperactive_snail3 10d ago

You ever see Star Trek Insurrection and the bad guys have that face stretching machine...

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u/MRintheKEYS 10d ago

I don’t even remember what old him looked like anymore

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u/Y2K-enn 10d ago

I can't even tell where he is looking. up? left? right? forward?

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u/CheesyTot 10d ago

He looks like a dropped pie

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u/Elegant_Celery400 10d ago

👏👏👏 I've always loved that one, it's good to see it getting a run out. Many thanks.

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u/Irivin 10d ago

I’m 99% sure the pic on the right is fake or heavily edited

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u/bwoah07_gp2 10d ago

That image on the right is fake!! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/Mayor-Guenther 9d ago

Is there a second face under his chin?

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u/shubham4lk 9d ago

He looks like that kid from ice age

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u/AdTiny2166 9d ago

That’s the face of a man with good taste. I’d trust his judgment.

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u/nihararun 9d ago

Ice age baby lookin ass on the left picture lmao

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u/argleksander 9d ago

He looks like a gargoyle whos had a stroke. Wrinkles would be preferable

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u/NottaNowNutha 9d ago

Looks like one of the old guy muppets that complain at the theatre.

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u/Wrong-Tiger4644 9d ago

He looks like he has Bells Palsy.... But on both sides of his face

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u/pronorwegian1 9d ago

Definitely unrecognizable

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u/Admirable_Beebe_4962 10d ago

He and Seacrest are quite the pair.

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u/AzerothianLorecraft 10d ago

I'm confused what procedure he even had done it looks like his skull was elongated...

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u/meehass 10d ago

Why does he look like an older Mr beast

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u/WinkyNurdo 10d ago

Could really do without seeing this dead eyed morality vacuum on my feed so much

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u/weeblewobble82 10d ago

I can't unsee Frankenstein's monster. Just put a little bolt or whatever through the neck...

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u/ReadySetGO0 10d ago

OH MY GOODNESS!! his eyes!!! 👀

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u/ZabarSegol 10d ago

Another one got replaced

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u/MNConcerto1391 10d ago

He needs to fire his plastic surgeon

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u/Mahaloth 10d ago

This is a terrible picture. Is it real? I've seen him in clips from AGT and while he clearly has had work done, I thought he looked....pretty good(?).

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u/Astralyr 10d ago

He looks like a backroom entity

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u/The_Kreepy_Krab 10d ago

Picture on the right is giving me Frankenstein vibes.

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u/LordJeanDog 9d ago

looks like he spent the last year smoking crystal 24/7

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u/Big_Bar_9832 9d ago

Woah who's that young guy on the right?

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u/Flash-Wilkins 9d ago

The before picture looks like Ice Age baby grown up

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u/FrankyFistalot 9d ago

Fresh new look? Spot on if he was going for Beetlejuice waiting room….

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u/No-reti 9d ago

Why does it look like someone took the picture the exact moment he landed after jumping

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u/steelpanthermaximus 9d ago

Frankencowell

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u/Difficult_Bus2331 9d ago

Mary Shelley will be so pleased. 

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u/Toxic_Puddlefish 8d ago

Is the youthful appearance in the room with us?

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u/Sad_Journalist_4234 8d ago

I look at this when I’m having a bad day..and audibly laugh out loud every time..thank you

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u/Cultural-Company282 6d ago

All he needs now are a couple bolts in his neck.

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u/WiseSalamander00 10d ago

wtf happened to his eyes?

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u/RaidensReturn 10d ago

Blepharoplasty

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u/WiseSalamander00 10d ago

shit well it looks absolutely horrid, can't understand why people can't just age gracefully

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u/RaidensReturn 10d ago

Yeah, bleph is usually performed to help people see when their skin is starting to encroach into the orbital area but when they use it to look younger it just looks… cursed

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u/ThatsRobToYou 10d ago

Simon, are you in there?

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u/NoNipNicCage 10d ago

No he looks like the baby from ice age

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u/GoldenGlazes 10d ago

Dudes gravity on a steady increase 😭

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u/BackItUpWithLinks 10d ago

Looks like a Lego man left too close to the wood stove

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u/soxacub 10d ago

Needs to pull his cap back like in MIB… that would be “better”

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u/WagyuWarranted 10d ago

His new face's starting to rot...

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u/Hi_Im_Ken_Adams 10d ago

In the left picture he looks like Woody from Toy Story when his owner comes into the room.

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u/Lugbor 10d ago

When they call him youthful, what species are they using for comparison?

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u/mcbeardsauce 10d ago

That’s a no from me dawg

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u/hesit_8 10d ago

Homie looks like Frankenstein.

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u/woodrax 10d ago

Edgar. Your skin’s hanging off your bones

Simon: Ahhh yeah. IS THITH BETTAH!? 🫪

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u/SnooGadgets5130 10d ago

He looks as fresh as Greta Van Fleet sound

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u/thatirishdave 10d ago

He looks like he's promoting the new Clayface movie

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u/PyllynKaivelija 10d ago

Barely recognizeable as a human being

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u/InGordWeTrust 10d ago

What role is he going for? A Munster?

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u/JPK-1988-TBC 10d ago

Simon’s hooked on the newest GLP-2 drugs.

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u/Arkitakama 10d ago

What is it with celebrities and refusing to age gracefully? He looked great before! Now he looks like the crackhead that begs for change outside my local 7-Eleven.

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u/Jadedkiss 10d ago

This looks like a drug addicts mug shot

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u/GurpsWibcheengs 10d ago

Looks like he could revive my party in BG3

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u/Yung_Corneliois 10d ago

That’s a Mii

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u/Mundane-Date1732 10d ago

Youthful, I see. Zoinks, Scoob!

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u/SqurtieMan 10d ago

This look was achieved by famed hollywood plastic surgeon, will smith eating spaghetti

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u/dawne_breaker 9d ago

"Fresh new look" is really an interesting take on "looks like his face was eaten by a zombie".

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u/blrtgj 9d ago

"Fresh new look" Yeah, right

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u/Roborabbit37 9d ago

Reminds me of that one caveman kid from Ice Age

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u/coolsam254 9d ago

Bro is just prepping for halloween

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u/IMrBen 9d ago

Looks like the baby from Ice Age in the first pic

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u/georgieramone 9d ago

He looks like the Misfits logo

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u/Mandy_M87 9d ago

Such a weird, yet apt description

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u/ctfks 9d ago

Dude looks like he had a stroke on both sides.

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u/RedPsalms23 9d ago

Picture on the left makes him look like a new character in a Lazy Town reboot

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u/verminV 9d ago

To me to you to me to you

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u/OhManItsShan 9d ago

I can’t look at that picture on the left without thinking “surprise!” 😂

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u/JunkyThought 9d ago

Is anyone else seeing who I’m seeing …?

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u/Due_Cryptographer437 8d ago

What ones the new look 😵‍💫

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u/MastaKink 8d ago

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy

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u/Alienhaslanded 8d ago

"youthful" bro what?

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u/ibyczek78 8d ago

Should have just cast him in the new Clayface movie..

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u/ComicsEtAl 8d ago

Yes, but he looks like a 24 year old loose pizza sliding around the box.

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u/NotConspiracyTheorys 8d ago

MAKE HIM STOP

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u/-ratmeat- 10d ago

looks like he hooked up with Charlie sheen 

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u/she_bacon 10d ago

He just no longer looks like him. I don't know what to think. People change, people age. But this is just not normal aging.

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u/Northern_Grouse 10d ago

I’m not entirely convinced that these are all played actors, because they hid the real celebrities in underground bunkers pending some global catastrophe

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u/Western_Pop226 9d ago

He looks like Johnny Depp if Johnny Depp had work done to look like Jay from modern family

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u/FoundOasis 10d ago

Frankinstein has returned someone call simon belmont

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u/425565 10d ago

I like the old look.

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u/OmegaKarnov 10d ago

He looks like Irwin Keyes

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u/Flashy_Cranberry_161 10d ago

>whitegirl saying ‘nigga’

Sucks like 70% of the humor out of it

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u/CraftedCalm 10d ago

I wonder how much of that is swelling and inflammation that’ll settle down after a bit

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u/crzylgs 10d ago

He looks like the Alien from The 5th Element bulging out of a human skin 😭

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u/EmotionalElk1313 10d ago

What kind of pizza would you like? Let me get that Simon with extra cheese.

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u/Evening-Ad-7042 10d ago

I don't get this one, how does he look like pizza and why does sliding around the box make that different?

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u/dammitbobbehh 10d ago

Literally makes no sense. Also, why is this white girl saying that slur? We need to crack down on this sudden normalisation of it. Makes me sick. Absolute scumbag.

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u/CaliforniaNavyDude 10d ago

Not everyone getting heavy plastic surgery is suffering from body dysmorphia but a lot of them do. There's pressure in entertainment to look good, and those constant little nudges make you hyper focus on your perceived flaws. It makes trying to fix them tempting, and while plastic surgery can be well done, it is definitely a situation of diminishing returns. It has limits, and pushing them makes you look just plain odd. And then you're stuck with that.

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u/Amazing_Karnage 10d ago

Clayface (2026)

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u/AlwaysDTFmyself 10d ago

He looks like a FNAF character.

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u/LadyMirkwood 10d ago

I had the shock of seeing what John Cusack has done to his face today...

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u/Aromatic_Brother 10d ago

Simon Cowl smhhh

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u/SlowAdhesiveness2178 10d ago

youthful hahaha sure