r/politics • Canada • 15h ago

No Paywall U.S. ambassador warns Canadian politicians: ‘Keep your nose out of American politics’

https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/article/us-ambassador-warns-canadian-politicians-keep-your-nose-out-of-american-politics/
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u/Melodic-Frosting-443 15h ago

You first mother fucker!

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u/mootmutemoat 15h ago

Please, they consider that deeply offensive. "Daughter fucker" is the preferred term.

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u/Academic_Olive_43 15h ago

Child fucker

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u/Theferael_me Europe 15h ago

Animal.

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u/Cybertronian_Fox 14h ago

No that’s the FBI, Federal Bovine Impregnator.

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u/GriffinFlash Canada 15h ago

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u/FluffyPantsMcGee 15h ago

Yup, America is trying to pull Canada apart - then wonder why we have a problem with them.

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u/oroborus68 15h ago

Well, America's politics is Russian and Chinese territory.

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u/Biggieholla 14h ago

It is propaganda. They are trying to label us as the bad guys. They are stoking the flames to convince their maga base that Canada is and always has been trying to screw America.

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u/GriffinFlash Canada 14h ago

right before their midterms and during the Alberta referendum too.

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u/QuietParsnip 13h ago

And when the election doesn't go their way they'll point to these 'warning' as justification to go after Canada. "Hey, we warned them, and look, we didn't win, they obviously interfered, so we have to protect ourselves."

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u/WorldofNails 14h ago

That would be a hard row to hoe, though. 57 years experienced and Canada has been only the best neighbor and trusted friend. I don't know anyone that feels different. Sadly, I have to defend a Nation other than my own because we're the bad guys.

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u/Dangeroustrend Canada 13h ago edited 13h ago

His base literally eats this up and believes every word of it

We’ve had these disputes under every president, democrat and Republican. It’s your America first and American exceptionalism that is the cause of this

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u/EntrepreneurTop5670 13h ago

Including their ridiculous religious hokum they refer to as “Manifest Destiny”.

American politics is totally fucked up by billionaires buying elections and the inclusion of goofy religious beliefs.

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u/sharp11flat13 Canada 8h ago

American exceptionalism

American exceptionalism consists largely of Americans’ belief in American exceptionalism.

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u/PNDMike 14h ago

Someone in the administration watched Canadian Bacon and thought it was a good idea.

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 15h ago

Meanwhile, US keeps its nose in Canadian politics. Real DARVO energy.

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u/joeykins82 15h ago

Every accusation is a confession from these bastards

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u/Winston00044 14h ago

This is modern “conservatism” in a nutshell. Projecting, fascist hypocrites.

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u/mactac 15h ago edited 8h ago

I've noticed lately a lot of warnings about Canada not to interfere with the elections in the US, with no evidence, no explanation. It almost seems like a setup - keep warning about it to build up suspicion, then when the midterms are lost actually explicitly blame Canada for it, and do something to "get them back" for it.. somethign they have been planning all along. Or projection.

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u/Cruyelo Canada 15h ago

They've also been arresting people at the border and accusing Canadians of election fraud. They're just planting seeds for future bullshit.

I wouldn't be surprised if they invaded Canada by claiming "it's not an invasion, we're just securing the border, it's your fault for cheating in our elections".

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u/Tim_Soft 14h ago

My wife, from the US (we married in the 90s! 🙂) is in Florida right now because her uncle died a few days ago. She understands why, as much as I love her family, I was afraid to go with her.

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u/biscuitarse Canada 14h ago

Trump and MAGA are already laying the foundation

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u/DustyStar222 14h ago

Its projection. See Quebec and Alberta currently.

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u/spocknambulist 13h ago

“It almost seems like a setup”? Yes, this is the plan. When they lose the midterms it’s going to be Canada’s fault, and we’ll suffer the punishment.

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u/Walkingstardust Florida 14h ago

A little from column A, a touch from column B

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u/Fyrefawx 12h ago

They are doing this to justify when they do it to Canada (which they have already done and continue to do). They are meeting with and backing separatists in Quebec and Alberta.

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u/Expert-Mode2009 8h ago

South Park.

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u/supercyberlurker 15h ago

Abusers often use Projection and Victim-Blaming.

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u/Ok_Flatworm_3855 15h ago

I kinda hate the abuser metaphor. I see it a lot and don't get me wrong it's pretty accurate but don't anthropomorphize a government. I feel like it gives them the chance of redemption. Because people can change but an autocratic war machine doesn't feel it only sees dollar signs because it's made up of corruption and greed

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u/Everyones__Therapist 15h ago

You have it wrong I think. Do anthropomorphize governments. All institutions, groups, and movements actually. They are all human super-organisms, and social and psycho analysis is frequently surprisingly applicable.

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u/Ok_Flatworm_3855 15h ago

Fair input. I agree on the analysis bit the reason I disagree is that humanizing the current administration in the face of the last few years only serves to help them get away with it. Nobody gave the same grace to Germany during the trials and they shouldn't do so now. Humans can change and grow. These monsters only know how to destroy and slander so their government body is the same..

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u/Everyones__Therapist 15h ago edited 13h ago

Humanizing is different than anthropomorphizing. Humanizing implies softening, sympathizing, viewing gently. I'm not saying to do any of those things. That doesn't mean the model of organizations as quasi-human organisms that behave according to human social and psychological laws is wrong tho.

I think it's a common but regrettable self-defense mechanism to DEhumanize acts of monstrosity, but the reality is that humans can be monstrous.

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u/TheMalibu 15h ago

The same grace wasn't given to the Nazis. Germany however, has been given the opportunity to rebuild and make amends. 

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u/supercyberlurker 15h ago

Oh I was referring to the ambassador.

He is using the same tactics abusers use, and should be called out on it.

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u/Ok_Flatworm_3855 15h ago

Ah fair play. Thanks for explaining. Like I said I see the metaphor a lot and it gives the current administration to much humanity lol

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u/supercyberlurker 15h ago

No worries I get it. I see similar discussions about anthropomorphizing AI inappropriately too.

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u/CV90_120 15h ago

A government is people. Its perfectly fine to anthropomorphize people.

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u/dodgertodger 14h ago

Can I proffer something?

Canada has deeper ties to the U.S. than most nations. Subnational governments have official offices in cities in the U.S.; execs work with subsidiaries on both sides of the border. Governors routinely meeting with their Canadian counterparts, and it's commonly popular in the US northeast, but also the US west. The Governor of California often meets with leaders from BC and Ontario.

Canada has deep ties to the U.S. and they are all going around the US ambassador. The previous Trump ambassadors to Canada worked well with Canadians and had the respect of Canadians. They were meeting with Premiers and federal officials. They had formed close ties with Canadian industry leaders. For Pete, it hasn't been the same and he's largely an outside both in Canada and the United States and that has undermined him.

I suspect he's getting a lot of pressure to better handle issues, and he's not. He hasn't become an effective mediator and go-between. I think he sees himself getting sacked in the near future.

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u/RecordingBoothHermit 15h ago

Also America: But we should get to dictate who you trade with.

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u/ClusterMakeLove 13h ago

And to meet with separatist leaders who don't hold any Canadian office.

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u/AINonsense 15h ago

Send him back.

He’s faulty.

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u/GriffinFlash Canada 15h ago

what's the petition at now anyways? Haven't heard about it in a while.

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u/Purify5 14h ago

275K but it only needed 500 I think to get an official written response from the Government.

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u/tommm3864 15h ago

We don't want him back.

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u/AINonsense 11h ago

Lake Trump, then?

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u/tommm3864 11h ago

Careful there. A former FBI Director was indicted for fashioning seashells into 86 47. :-)

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u/Shakewell1 10h ago

Meanwhile the us gov is trying to decide whether it's morally acceptable to live stream the capital punishment of a disabled man.

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u/tommm3864 9h ago

Morality has nothing to do with it. It's about cruelty. Maxxcruelty.

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u/Ellusive1 9h ago

I’ve never even understood why we need an ambassador, the whole country is a stone throw away. Canada doesn’t need a designated forgen influencer

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u/borntolose1 Arkansas 15h ago

Only Russians and Israel are allowed to interject themselves in to American politics

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u/Funkymonkeyhead Canada 14h ago

And the Saudis, Emiratis, Chinese, Indians, etc, etc.

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u/Sethmeisterg California 15h ago

Fuck off. And I say that as an American. Go Canada!

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u/HouseofMarg 15h ago

Thanks, bud 🤝

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u/Flying_Woodchuck Canada 15h ago

I did my first ever bit of political lobbying following the last time he made this sort of statement. Looks like my work isn't done.

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u/Motormand 15h ago

How about he fucks off?

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u/Upstairs_Owl_1669 Canada 15h ago

He’s just a walking living embarrassment

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u/pantsmeplz 15h ago

Kind of difficult for Canada to keep it's nose out of America's business when we keep sticking our arse in their face.

What a disaster of a timeline. The Republican Party needs to get rolled in this election, and in 2026, to the point they either cease to exist or completely change leadership and policies.

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u/Feral_Sheep_ 15h ago

That's what happened in 2006 and 2008, though. They just came back worse than before.

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u/PhatCatTax 14h ago

That problem was that rural Americans connected to the internet and Fox News / Sinclair group had already bought up all their little rural "independent" radio stations.

Basically a bunch of idiots learned how to use a keyboard.

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u/Feral_Sheep_ 14h ago

That problem still exists. The propaganda machine will start blaming the incoming Democratic Congress for everything going wrong within nanoseconds of the election and the rubes will eat it up.

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u/city_dwellerZ I voted 14h ago

It’s these Canadian bot farms filling Americans heads with the ideas of universal healthcare, affordable childcare and an economy that works for everyone.

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u/ChessFan1962 13h ago

This. And, you rock.

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u/JohnTheResistant 15h ago

Because Canada does politics way better than us?

Because the Canadian government doesn't protect pedophiles like us?

Because Canadians doesn't have immigration control going around killing their own citizens?

Because Canada actually has a health care system that doesn't exploit their citizens and actually wants to help them?

Ah. I get it. You don't want Canadians to actually to speak common sense to American citizens to wake them up.

Fuck off. I stand with Canada.

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u/scanaran 15h ago

Hey Pete,

Maybe get your head out of Trump's ass, and maybe you'll notice that your Republicans have been messing with our elections

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u/Ask_DontTell 14h ago

this guy needs to be expelled. Belgium expelled him. Canada should to. The Trump administration is clearly trying to lay the groundwork for a gray operation to take over Canada

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u/Theotherdeadmeme92 Canada 14h ago

I mean they can fucking try lol, it will not end well for them.

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u/ThinkRationally 11h ago

Country that forcefully inserts its nose into the politics of many other countries tells those other countries not to do as they do.

So is Canada a weak, not-even-real country from which the US needs nor wants anything, or is it a country capable of manipulating and taking advantage of the wealthiest, most powerful country on Earth? It's both, depending on which side of their mouths they're speaking from.

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u/Sigmar_Heldenhammer Canada 11h ago

That’s a core belief of fascism. The enemy is both weak and dangerous at the same time.

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u/ThinkRationally 11h ago

Yup, just making the point specific to the situation.

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u/Ecstatic-Plantain234 1h ago

Well, apparently they're now hiring people who passed the bar in China, so uh, yeah. There's that.

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 15h ago

They love gaslighting everything and everyone. But not enough gaslighting to bring prices down lol.

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u/chicletgrin 15h ago

Every accusation is an admission.

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u/FormalWare 15h ago

Projection.

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u/RiggityRyGuy 15h ago

The president has literally threatened their sovereignty. 

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u/Sojum 15h ago

Maybe the US should stop dragging them into it then?

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u/thedrmadhatter 15h ago

Oh the irony.

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u/OzTheMeh 15h ago

Now do Russia!

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u/Future-Guarantee-573 15h ago

Ukraine already took care of that for us.

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u/OzTheMeh 12h ago

That recent attack was probably one of the most influential moves Ukraine had made in their war: shut down the social media influence of Russia. I am thankful they are enabling us to have a slightly more influenced election.

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u/Exciting-Record8101 Europe 15h ago

An immigrant from the Netherlands being in US politics and being ambassador to Canada is, on the other hand, great according to Piet! Poor Piet, who somehow forgot how to spell his own name upon moving to the US.

After his dismal showing here in the Netherlands during the Republicans' previous presidency, where he amply demonstrated his inability to hold any form of public office, sending Piet to Canada is just insulting. Which is probably intentional. I wonder if Piet is smart enough to realize that, or if he thinks he's actually supposed to be a real ambassador now.

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u/biscuitarse Canada 14h ago

The only guy from the Netherlands I've ever heard of who hates Canada. Were his family Nazi sympathizers or what?

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u/ShadowPostr 14h ago

His family was in one of the areas liberated by the Canadian army, allegedly.

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u/negativepositiv 15h ago

This is like when you know someone who is a complete piece of shit, and every time you suggest ways they could be less of a piece of shit, they're like, "Look. I've heard just about enough of your judgemental crap."

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u/Daravon Canada 14h ago

Gotta start prepping the party faithful to blame Canada for the results of the midterms, eh?

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u/Theotherdeadmeme92 Canada 14h ago

The chances of this actually working are literally lower than zero, like genuinely if Carney gets accused of this I have no idea how he'd respond in a remotely serious way.

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u/Daravon Canada 13h ago

I think it doesn't matter. If there's anything that the last year has taught us, it's that a bunch of evil MAGA Americans are just desperate for their Strong Daddy to tell them what to think and say. All they need is to be told what to do.

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u/External_Beat8153 11h ago edited 10h ago

Hey fuckface, tell your State Department to stop interfering with our national sovereignty. Your government should have sent those Alberta separatist wildlings back home instead of conspiring with them to break up Canada.

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u/Fancy-Inspector6615 Canada 15h ago

Christian Nationalism is a threat to everyone, turning a blind eye would only help them

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u/the_ungus 11h ago

Fuck off u.s. ambassador.

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u/tritiatedpear 15h ago

Why hasn’t he been expelled yet ?

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u/ShadowPostr 14h ago

Petition open until Nov 18. Then it goes to the House of Commons to be spoken to.

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u/NaturePappy 13h ago

We are at 275k votes, come
On people vote!

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u/ShadowPostr 12h ago

I think you mean sign. The petition isn't really a vote. Elizabeth May said that they multiple petition signatures by 4 -- they are sure they can find 4 Canadians who agree with the petition, but chose not to include their name. That said, it's more than 1-million.

The minimum has been long passed. The House will have to hear the petition and provide feedback or action within 45 days of closure. So, we should know what they want to do about it by NYE.

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u/NaturePappy 11h ago

Yes, sign/ complete the petition to send him home.

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u/sailriteultrafeed 14h ago

Canada should build a wall. I'd be working overtime to disentangle Canada and the US. The US is an abusive partner and should be broken up with.

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u/Theotherdeadmeme92 Canada 14h ago

A lot of people over here including me still have hope that this can end with Trump and things can be salvaged from there. If the midterms go to shit though separating ourselves further will probably be the best course of action.

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u/Nikiaf Canada 14h ago

Rapist mentality, as usual.

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u/Ethereal123 11h ago

Pete hoekstra should be kicked the fuck out of the country

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u/Varesk 15h ago

Hypocrisy at its finest

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u/WillfulIgnorance8647 15h ago

Go blow it out your ass, Petey.

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u/casual-observer365 15h ago

I wanna say you can’t be this stupid, but they prove me wrong every day.

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u/PeopleSayWords 15h ago

It's not just stupid. It's evil.

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u/casual-observer365 15h ago

¿Porqué no las dos?

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u/PeopleSayWords 15h ago

'Stupid and evil' sums up America pretty solidly

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u/Professional-Fun-838 Washington 15h ago

Well, that’s rather hard for them to do, Pete, when Trump keeps threatening them.

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u/random_cartoonist 15h ago

You first. The US has no say about Canadian politic or any other country's politic.

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u/mnorthwood13 Michigan 15h ago

I live in Michigan, I want Canada to be at the seat of certain political actions in my state. I value the friendship and dialogue.

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u/Jasoncatt 15h ago

Whilst funding seperatists.

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u/Bad_Day_Moose 15h ago

Stay out of ours first.

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u/Just-Smart-Enough 14h ago

That's rich.

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u/dskippy 14h ago

The United States telling any other country to keep their nose out of US politics is fucking hysterical to me. I say this as an American.

We have up our rights to tell other countries they can't medel in our politics a long time ago.

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u/Parking-Finger-6377 14h ago

Bite me, (American here)

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u/AlexRyang 14h ago

Holds up mirror.

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u/ShadowPostr 14h ago

Sign the petition to PNG Mr Hoekstra, fellow Canucks!

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u/Armedfist 14h ago

Wish we can boot his ass out of Canada

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u/aukinon 14h ago

The projection is next level with these guys

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u/ninjplus 14h ago

The balls on this motherfucker. Running his mouth while living in Canada too? How is his house not egged and TP’d daily is my only question.

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u/LabPowerful9983 14h ago

Now excuse us while we make agreements with your separatist movement 

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u/mobuline 10h ago

Same to you.

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u/Bikin4Balance Canada 9h ago

Never have so many Canadians hated any single person so hard

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u/PapayaBloom 15h ago

That’s rich coming from the U.S. — are we on season 12 of this drama yet?

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u/ItsAllOnUHF 15h ago

US Ambassador to Russia: "Please, whatever you can do to help."

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u/No_Diver6131 Wisconsin 15h ago

Ugh. Maybe we should take our own advice dipshit. 

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome America 15h ago

I'd like to see this ambassador's list of accomplishments

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u/CV90_120 15h ago

Projection.

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u/sportow 15h ago

This asshole has been interviewed on every fringe alt right YouTube channel in Canada. Threats and lies with the goal of sowing dissent. A walking, talking US bot farm…

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u/DarthWren 15h ago

Ban this stupid fuck from Canada already

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u/Winter-Type-365 15h ago

That seems unreasonable and unfair, considering that Trump was going to annex Canada.

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u/valueofaloonie Canada 15h ago

I just…do not enjoy this man.

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u/2gunswest 15h ago

Yeah keep your Canadian nose out, only Russians are allowed to meddle!

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u/FluffyPantsMcGee 15h ago

Projecting asshole. US has been interfering everywhere so please shut the fuck up.

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u/Habsin7 15h ago

As the USSA feels free to stick their nose and mitts in the politics of every country in the western hemisphere we should say no.

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u/blazed55 15h ago

Maybe this pr*ck should do the same

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u/Commentator-X 14h ago

How bout you get your ignorant piece of shit ass out of our country and stop messing with our politics.

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u/Tim_Soft 14h ago

Especially coming from this PoS, my reaction is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCZOhuDA5A

(Yes, I know, perhaps ironic using a US cartoon, but it's an old time favourite of mine! 🙂)

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u/CarltonCatalina 14h ago

Maybe he should keep his nose away from trump's asshole.

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u/whoisnotinmykitchen 14h ago

Rules for thee, but not for me. How American.

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u/Pofygist 14h ago

Can we expell him yet ?

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u/Werftflammen 13h ago

Hoaxtra we call him at home (Tthe Netherlands) such a sorry asswipe, I am sorry Canada.

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u/JayPlenty24 Canada 11h ago

Lmfao. Pot. Kettle.

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u/stunneddisbelief 11h ago

Ironic considering the US is actively sticking their nose into Alberta/Canadian politics.

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u/wahwahwashbear 11h ago

That's rich. 

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u/Street_Anon Canada 11h ago

Oh, the Trump going to play Blame Canada for losing the Midterms?

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u/chaoticsky 11h ago

aw isnt that adorable?

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u/Agent-Adept 11h ago

Only if American politicians, specifically Trump, keep their hands out of Canadian sovereignty.

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u/m0ezart 8h ago

Guys that has its nose in Canadian politics warns Canada about keeping its nose out of American politics

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u/fijimann 7h ago

We all know where Hoekstra’s nose is.

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u/Sunnydaysomeday 6h ago

Their accusations are always confessions.

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u/ChuckVader 6h ago

Lol, who gives a shit

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u/Alert_Examination544 6h ago

Motherfucker and chief today in Arizona still spouting his insults about 51st state threat bullshit.

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u/Isildurs-Game 5h ago

basically, amerikkka can go fuck itself.

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u/Belichick12 15h ago

Go back to the Netherlands

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u/jkvincent 15h ago

MAGA is cool if Russia and Israel stick their noses in though, and any other appendage they want...

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u/Zaius1968 15h ago

And vice versa…

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u/Sapphyria 15h ago

Why can't we be telling Apartheid Clyde to stay tf out of our politics too?

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u/BUSYMONEY_02 15h ago

Nope you guys don’t why should they?

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u/TD12-MK1 15h ago

Hilarious

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u/Shag1166 15h ago

Don't call Trump, Deputy Priminster of Canada Trump?!

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u/tommm3864 15h ago

GOP = Gang of Pedophiles

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u/_L_R_S_ 15h ago

There's an ironic oxymoron in that headline.

Quite fitting.

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u/TellTaleTimeLord Indiana 15h ago

Ironic

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u/Groundbreaking-Ask-5 Washington 15h ago

"But you Russians: Here's the master password to all of our political social media channels. Keep those memes coming!"

Also when we getting those unredacted Trump files...

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u/Ness-Shot 15h ago

Yes, leave more room for Russia

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u/C_Woodswalker 14h ago

This shit-rat needs to go back to the hole he came from, and never return.

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u/JimmyDelicious Canada 13h ago

He can fuck right off back to his rapidly crumbling empire.

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u/mikeybagodonuts 13h ago

How bout bite me

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u/Zanac36532 13h ago

Maybe Hoekstra et al. need to keep their noses out of Canadian politics, insofar as suggesting that Canada should become the 51st state, or that Quebec or other provinces should secede and join the US. Shut your pie hole, Hoekstra.

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u/Nickleten 13h ago

Isn’t suggesting Canada become a 51st state getting into Canadian politics?

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u/nav13eh Canada 13h ago

Pete doesn't own a mirror.

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u/Shiftymennoknight 13h ago

They say as they stick their noses in everyone else's politics

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u/LeonTrollski1 13h ago

It sounds like Ambassador Hawk-Tuah has an unnatural fear of all things Canadian. Perhaps it's time he went home and left the job to someone who actually cares.

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u/NaturePappy 13h ago

That’s laughable coming from him

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u/Different-Light-415 13h ago

Maybe you do the same for Canada ambassador is not what I would call you 🤔

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u/ConstructionLong8489 12h ago

This fucking mutt needs a new job

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u/ArugulaElectronic478 Canada 12h ago

Eat my ass bud!

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u/Vyradder 12h ago

The hypocrisy is astounding.

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u/Amazonred10 12h ago

This effing assjole

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u/motherseffinjones 12h ago

From the party that said Hilary is a p*do, Dems love war, Dems make things more expensive etc. They love to blame others for what they are doing.

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u/Shadow_Breaker Wisconsin 12h ago

Oh right, like we're doing? Get fucked, Pete.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 10h ago

Maybe Canada should annex Michigan. Half of us would cheer.

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u/Capolan 10h ago

Im sorry we are so horrible.

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u/fiesty_canuck 8h ago

How cute!

🖕🖕

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u/Alert_Examination544 6h ago

Oh buba motherfucker come and visit my nose

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u/knarf3 38m ago

Rules for thee, not for me.