r/pics • u/SirTheBob • 1d ago

Someone left their debit card behind at my workplace

Post image
4.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

91 comments sorted by

538

u/Shadowlance23 1d ago

Hope you washed your hands after handling that.

38

u/Firestorm0x0 15h ago

Washed it with baby oil

22

u/Abbot_of_Cucany 12h ago

Olive oil is made from olives. Peanut oil is made from peanuts. Baby oil?

287

u/DinoZambie 1d ago

Diddy Debit

43

u/scorpyo72 1d ago

He Diddy.

13

u/nevergnastop 22h ago

Wonder if he has lots of Diddy dollars or if he's in Diddy debt

133

u/running_on_empty 23h ago

It must have slipped right outta their hands.

•

u/uponmydoor 9h ago

Working in a financial institution you see wild shit like this all the time. I have seen cards with the Riley Reid meme that say "oh fuck you're going to make me pay" people are absolutely unhinged.

•

u/nleksan 5h ago

That's genuinely hilarious and also wtf

•

u/Ociex 8h ago

Almost like we are animals.

368

u/N0_War_In_BaSingSe 1d ago

10% cash back on Johnson & Johnson baby oil purchases.

29

u/GoingAllTheJay 20h ago

Deshaun Watson has entered the chat

•

u/auburnman 11h ago

Worried about bills? Control your spending by getting a bank card you're ashamed to take out of your wallet

72

u/communistjack 23h ago

It's a sticker you can buy

A couple peeps have stickers over thier cards

36

u/elFistoFucko 19h ago

Yep, I slap one of these bad boys on every time I buy a thousand bottles of baby oil from Costco.

18

u/1fatfrog 13h ago

This is absolute gold. I want one.

•

u/LarryDavidntheBlacks 10h ago

OP has it confused, it's not a debit card, it's an invitation.

3

u/sxyvirgo 14h ago

So nasty

5

u/vsingh2100 12h ago

Somewhere in the CIA there’s a group of people popping champagne and giving eachother high fives right about now

•

u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax 9h ago

We are aware this was meant to be funny and ironic right?

75

u/ceruleania 1d ago

Imagine loving rape and pedophile “humor” so much you get a debit card themed after it

87

u/ProfaneWords 1d ago edited 12h ago

I don't think either of those things are funny and I think this is hilarious. Having to hand this to a waiter or cashier is a funny joke at your own expense.

1

u/Jacktheforkie 18h ago

You don’t hand it to them, just tap it on the reader or stick it in the slot and put your pin in

5

u/Ivelostmydrum 15h ago

Not in america

13

u/ProfaneWords 12h ago

In America servers have to take your card to the back and gently bite down on it like it's a gold coin to verify it's authenticity

•

u/MrZephy 10h ago

I don’t believe you

•

u/MechanicalCheese 5h ago

Of all things to be unbelievable.... Genuinely why this?

Some places have mobile card readers, but most traditional full service restaurants take your card to their computer in the back - this continues to be by far the most common practice across the country.

•

u/FauxReal 8h ago

Out here on the west coast they bring the reader to you and you just tap.

Except for most bars, where they turn around and swipe it on a machine.

1

u/porcelain_doll_eyes 21h ago

If I wad your server and you handed me this card I would feel the strong urge to tell you to never come again

•

u/BlakkandMild 11h ago

You aren’t built for the job. If I pull that, I might do a lap around the restaurant if I can’t find enough coworkers to show it to in my immediate vicinity.

•

u/MrZephy 10h ago

This is why you don’t have a job

•

u/porcelain_doll_eyes 10h ago

You know nothing about an internet stranger and you say this. Ok

•

u/ceruleania 10h ago

Thinking a card with a rapist on it is funny isn’t a requirement for being a server. They just said they would “feel the strong urge to tell [them] to never come again” not that they couldn’t handle serving them.

•

u/MrZephy 9h ago

Did I specify server

-3

u/Ekaterian50 23h ago

I actually like that misspelling. As if one's own stupidity must be as vacuous as a hall to find this funny.

22

u/Great-External-2439 16h ago

I think acknowledging the sheer absurdity of the situation through humor is not "loving rape and pedo humor". I feel like you're stretching that a bit

-3

u/ceruleania 14h ago

I get that, but having a debit card printed in honor of that humor is just weird. It’s not joking with your friends to deal with the absurdity of the situation.

•

u/chunkeymonke 11h ago

There is nothing absurd about rich and powerful men being predatory rapists. Thats literally just the reality of our world. Joking about it / treating it like its absurd instead of the norm just serves to perpetuate the culture.

•

u/Great-External-2439 10h ago edited 10h ago

Moral grandstanding over a debit card sticker is crazy. And yes, it is absurd. you should look up the definition.

•

u/chunkeymonke 9h ago

I'm not moral grandstanding, I assume its a pretty safe assumption you do not approve of what Diddy did. 

Absurdity is defined as something "unreasonable, meaningless, or so unsound as to be irrational." My point is that you describing it like that communicates a degree of either willful ignorance or naivety as to the fact that 95% of the powerful people in the world are either Diddys or Diddy enablers. Its not an absurdity its tragically depressing norm. 

4

u/GergDanger 17h ago

I’m hoping you don’t make jokes about Trump by that logic then?

-1

u/ceruleania 16h ago

It depends on the context. You can make jokes about Diddy too, but this is fucking weird and I would side-eye anyone who thought this was funny.

7

u/KingVarun 22h ago

I would never do it but I lol’d

1

u/embee81 12h ago

He was a pedophile, too? I thought that was R Kelly.

•

u/ceruleania 10h ago

Totally different weirdos, but I thought there allegations against diddy about minors too

1

u/Next_Dragonfruit_415 17h ago

I have an reusable air freshener in my car, it’s Epstein captioned “This air freshener didn’t hand itself”

11

u/OldReplacement5965 1d ago

The ones they sell on Amazon aren’t as cool as this

12

u/NOTcreative- 1d ago

Yeah this one prob not allowed by Amazon but it's on eBay

7

u/WHACKADOO1997 22h ago

Coworker humor

5

u/favnh2011 1d ago

Tell your store

11

u/Luna-Fermosa 23h ago

This kind of stuff is just horrifying. People make such a mockery of real people being raped and abused, it’s sick.

2

u/super_starfox 22h ago

There's no way this is in Oregon, right?

1

u/Stompy04 14h ago

The Diddy Debt

•

u/Leprechaunaissance 9h ago

You gotta pocket that thing and use it to get in to the first freak off that takes place after his release 'cause you KNOW it's gonna be a motherfucker.

•

u/Rho42 9h ago

They're dumping evidence that could be used against them in a pending criminal investigation. 

•

u/Chassian 3h ago

People got raped at those, absolutely not funny.

1

u/spish 22h ago

Dibbit by Diddy

0

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

9

u/smothered-onion 1d ago

design your own Cash App card lol

6

u/SomethingGouda 1d ago

A lot of cards are now putting the numbers on the back because people like posting the cards they have online

3

u/Byaaah1 1d ago

You can buy stickers with various things like this (usually less wtf) to cover your card face, I'm a teller and see them all the time

3

u/sugar_infused 1d ago

I have one with a green Uno reverse and an old expired one with Grumpy Cat (RIP) to try and cull unnecessary purchases. There was a store near me that sold a shitton of stickers they custom printed and actually had a binder set aside just for the card ones. 

0

u/farmifahmi 19h ago

Processing img q36pmhrzgevh1...