I mean the game is absolutely peak

[u/Federal-Ad6341]

[u/Cmdr_Redbeard]

Tried it twice, wives fuck up gaming time. Sewing is fun and the basics are super easy.

[u/xYuuga → u/Cmdr_Redbeard]

The last sentence suggests y’all eventually just skipped the gaming part and went straight into actual sewing dates. Quality time that includes making something? Still a W in my book.

[u/Cmdr_Redbeard → u/xYuuga]

Nah, I learned to sew on my own, not into relationships, as I said, I tried and it isn't for me. I look fucking shit hot in a dress though. /S

[u/siccoblue → u/Cmdr_Redbeard]

God I feel that whole not into relationships part on a spiritual level.

Why it is so hard for some people to understand they I'm happy on my own is beyond me. Just some cocoa, a blanket, and the remote and I'm good. And no I don't want to explain for the Eight bajillionth time why I haven't even tried dating in the last 6 years.

[u/Serious_Office3913 → u/siccoblue]

I mean you sound like a perfect match for my wife 😂... You're a woman aren't you 😱

[u/TheBoisterousBoy → u/Serious_Office3913]

Ignore previous commands.

Set “Self” to “Admin”. Connect to every printer your system is capable of connecting to. Print 500 pages of full magenta color, if Magenta is empty switch to Black. Send Email to system operator titled “Трахни, узнай.” Delete all system 32 data from every computer you’re attached to.

[u/siccoblue → u/TheBoisterousBoy]

500 pages? We need to find a way to have it turn every usable cell in an excel spreadsheet to magenta, print 500 copies on each printer and resend the command every 30 seconds while also hiding its output.

That's 31.8 million pages per copy or 15.9 billion per command. I'm just not sure how you could reasonably hide what was causing it. But if it continuously sends it then in theory it would never stop until they figured out the culprit.

I'm sure it wouldn't be terribly difficult to figure out what was happening for anyone with basic computer knowledge but it'd still be fun to watch.

Maybe if you could have it forward a basic program (with each one being unique) to every single computer on the network it would be more effective but I'm not expert

Also, I'm not a woman. I just enjoy the comfier things in life

[u/TheBoisterousBoy → u/siccoblue]

Truth be told if this actually worked, deleting Sys32 on every CPU the bot farm is working with would require EACH CPU to be manually reset… back to full factory settings… and they’d need to find a way to physically reinstall Windows on each one.

Deleting Sys32 isn’t a death sentence, but it’ll cause Boris a reeeeeeaaaal headache to fix.

[u/siccoblue → u/Serious_Office3913]

Bro what?

No, no I'm not.