r/onejoke • • 6d ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! Opera on Threads

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u/artm04 6d ago

Wait but… Opera IS a browser. What’s the joke then?

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 6d ago

Nah, that's just propaganda that google wants to spread, you get chrome or you get firefox, and that's it.

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u/DeusExMarina 6d ago

Edge and Safari will be very upset.

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 6d ago

Edge is chrome-based, safari is only for people willing to spend five times as much for the same product

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u/Hakuchii 5d ago

i use apple products for work, let me tell you... safari is the ms edge of apple... its use is to download other browsers (or in my case have an additional browser to test websites to make switching between 2 browsers more obvious (different icons and layout)

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u/alterom 1d ago

Edge is chrome-based

So is Opera. Sadly.

cries in Presto engine

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u/Chilzer 6d ago

Edge is still Chromium-based under the hood though, but you are right about Safari.

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u/EarthToAccess 6d ago

Inb4 someone breaks Apple’s rules and makes a new Safari-based browser

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u/BurningPenguin 6d ago

Safari uses Webkit engine, which is open source.

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u/oraw1234W 15h ago

Also the App Store on iOS forces browsers to use Webkit.

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u/EarthToAccess 6d ago

Webkit itself is, but I was talking more akin to how Edge is basically a reskinned Chrome type deal — basically, someone just yoinking Safari and changing things up

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u/PoxyDogs 5d ago

That’s what every browser on iOS is and Orion on Mac is.

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u/EarthToAccess 5d ago

So I mean, iOS I guess I hadn’t thought about

…What is Orion?

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u/PoxyDogs 5d ago

Orion is a WebKit based browser for Mac and iOS made by the people who make the Kagi search engine. It’s actually really cool on iOS because it lets you install chrome and Firefox extensions on iOS.

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u/OrangeisBadforYou 5d ago

There's no such thing as "Edge" or "Safari"

God gave us two browsers, Chrome and Firefox. Anyone claiming to "use" something else is just lying to themselves.

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u/TheSWATMonkey 5d ago

safari came first tho

chrome split from it

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u/No-Heat-6149 6d ago

I use Firefox on PC and Opera on mobile. It is just more efficient for me.

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u/Ok-Show-7438 I identify as an attack helicopter pls laugh 4d ago

All browsers are either Netscape or Internet Explorer at the end of the day

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u/DontBeASerialKiller 6d ago

yeah that's the point i think. the structure of a onejoke but in the opposite spirit.

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u/alterom 1d ago

Wait but… Opera IS a browser. What’s the joke then?

That it protects your privacy and doesn't identify as any particular browser, so it'll be harder to fingerprint you.

At least it's been a feature of Opera for, like, 25 years (back when you had to fake the User Agent string to get a reasonable website instead of "This Page Can Only Be Seen With Internet Explorer" error), but with so many trackers on the web, "I identify as a browser" is wishful thinking at best.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/jahguswrld999 6d ago

right wingers trying to be hip with kids: "okay we're gonna make the same joke we've been making every day for the past 12 years. i identify as-"

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u/MallAgreeable5538 6d ago

Wait since when is opera right wing? Or was it Mozilla with the based takes a few years ago?

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u/ApprehensivePlay50 6d ago

I cant tell if this is transphobic or not because they ARE a browser

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u/Dry_Ear_3631 6d ago

Knowing what they post on Twitter, they are absolutely not transphobic

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u/alterom 1d ago

I cant tell if this is transphobic or not because they ARE a browser

Not transphobic.

You can change the way the Opera browser identifies on the web without any add-ons (i.e. make the server think you're using any other browser).

It's been a feature back from the old days when some web sites wouldn't even load if your browser was not Internet Explorer.

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u/hyperbitey 6d ago

Disappointed

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/The_Stryker 6d ago

All browsers spy on you, why do people only care if it's China?

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u/tycraft2001 6d ago

Not all browsers.

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u/AltDetom555555b 6d ago

FIREFOX KEEPS WINNING

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u/stopeatingminecraft 6d ago

I means the fox isn't that great either, since telemetry is enabled by default BUT AT LEAST WE CAN TURN IT OFF

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u/TheSWATMonkey 5d ago

the humble librewolf:

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u/The_Stryker 6d ago

Well I mean the common ones besides the goat

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u/YTriom1 uω⁠u 6d ago

I do care and that's why I use open source community maintained forks of the big 2

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u/WetOnionRing 6d ago

why china lmfao? It's the CIA doing the spying

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/WetOnionRing 6d ago

It runs off of Chromium which is what's important anyway. Also, it's the CPC, the CCP isn't a thing

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u/WetOnionRing 6d ago

"CCP" is a western invention. Why is that thing a video

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u/WetOnionRing 6d ago

Is that the work of the super scary evil ccp too?

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u/Unknow_Handlebar 6d ago

Oh I hope they do

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 6d ago

Hopefully this is just a distasteful joke rather than genuine transphobia cause this joke is coming from the company that turned their Twitter pfp into two men kissing for pride month. Different socmed manager, probably.

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u/NatiRivers 6d ago

The specific image they used has been most commonly used as a meme rather than genuine support, by the way. So, that doesn't really mean much.

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u/Jhud6669 6d ago

I don’t know if normal Opera account is run by the same people as Opera GX (technically two separate browsers), but even if it was then I would not be surprised if it was at least semi-bigotry lol. The opera GX social media guys were Polish and as a queer Pole I know first hand transphobia is still considered „funny”, here people often have this attitude that as long as you don’t literally want a minority dead then you can’t be bigoted. It’s stupid but that’s how it is here.

Also that image is a meme and is rarely used in a sincere way, it’s usually more like „haha look two black men kissing so funny”

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u/Depressed-Dolphin69 5d ago

Yeah now that I say it out loud I do realize my comment was kinda dumb oof

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u/DawnTheFailure 6d ago

Just another reason opera is garbage

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u/dancingthroughstars 6d ago

either opera is being supportive or a chud piece of garbage

because it IS a browser

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u/TheStrikeofGod Reformed Anti-SJW and Ex "Comedian" 6d ago

Yay transphobia being parroted by corporations now :(

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u/hu-man-person 5d ago

But they are a browser

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u/Syphist 6d ago

I mean they made a stupid "gamer" browser. Of course they say shit like this.

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u/Orichalcum448 5d ago

daily reminder to install firefox

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 6d ago

Ts is why I use Librewolf and Fennec

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u/AccomplisedDeer local deer 6d ago

Librewolf, my beloved <3

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 6d ago

every day i learn about the existence of more browsers

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u/mnyrtt 6d ago

opera is ass anyway

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u/alterom 1d ago

Vivaldi all the way <3

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u/Enderbraska_CZ 5d ago

Is the "joke" in the room with us?

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u/lexi_fan 5d ago

I mean... Technically

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