r/onejoke • u/Universe_fs • 28d ago
Nonexistent second joke people when 7 letters instead of 3
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u/Universe_fs 28d ago
There was atleast a dozen more of these in the comments but this one was clearly the one with the most effort lol
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u/mediumcarrotteacher 28d ago
Still trying to figure out how many keyboards they must have had to use
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u/Coco_JuTo 28d ago
Was about to comment: "can we, at least, appreciate the dedication of activating, switching and selecting all those different keyboards for those characters?"
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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 28d ago edited 28d ago
Wait till they find out about my subreddit I made which has many many letters just for fun
LGBTQIAPNKXMF+
(the one post on the subreddit explains why the name is like that. Safe LGBTQIAPNKXMF plus)
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u/Tetracheilostoma 28d ago
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans, Questioning, Intersex, Asexual, Pansexual, North Korean, Xenogender, Muslim, and Furry
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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 28d ago edited 28d ago
🤣🤣🤣
Lesbians Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer/Questioning Intersex Aro/Ace/Ally Pansexual NonHuman/Nonbinary/Neo Kin (like otherkin, etc) XenoGender Multigender/Mutosexual Ficto +
Or whatever labels you can think of that fit under those letters.
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u/HatMcHatty 28d ago
Aro/Ace only it’s not ally there bc they are not queer
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u/Squizei 28d ago
it’s about inclusion, not exclusion
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u/Robota064 28d ago edited 28d ago
It's about being not straight...
Edit: or cis
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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 28d ago
As a straight transgender person, wtf?
You mean not being queer. Queer = Either not Cis or not Hetero
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u/Regulus636 28d ago
And do heterosexual trans people cease to be trans within the LGBT acronym? lol
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u/Robota064 28d ago
...or cis
Really had to pick at my (non-binary, aka trans) wording, huh
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u/Regulus636 28d ago
I thought the idea of responding consecutively was to include more and more niches within the acronym, didn't intend to criticize gratuitously, sorry...
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u/LOSNA17LL 28d ago
*It's about being not cishet
A white anti-racist is still not a PoC
Allies are welcomed, but they aren't part of us
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u/Regulus636 28d ago
I thought everything here had a comedic tone, but it suddenly became very serious. yes, that's the real meaning. the idea behind my comment was that I thought we were going to continue with more inclusions of niches in a satirical and inclusive way. apparently, I misread the comment.
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u/LOSNA17LL 28d ago
(was a "serious" nitpicking about the joke comment, and it snowballed from there)
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u/Squizei 28d ago
if not being cishet is the only requirement, then would you consider a gay cis transphobic man a member of the lgbt community?
it’s a community about standing up for the rights of queer people, it doesn’t matter what category you do or don’t come under. in fact that’s the whole point, not letting people define you based on what you identify as or who you’re attracted to
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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 28d ago
You can be queer Sexuality wise and a trans ALLY or trans and a queer Sexuality wise ally.
Since there are homophobic trans people and transphobic sexuality queer people.
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u/HatMcHatty 28d ago edited 27d ago
if a person is an "ally" in the broad sense of LGTBQIA+ issues, that means they are cishet, thus not queer
because those other allys would already have spots in the acronym
Like if someone says they are an ally im going to assume that they are cishet. If they are gay and a trans ally they probably would say “im a trans ally” than just ally
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u/SomniIsGay 28d ago
Hey just wanna warn you that sometimes queerphobes will us LGBTQIAP to try and make it seem like we support pedophilia
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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 28d ago
GOD DAMNIT THOSE PEOPLE GOTTA RUIN EVERYTHING!!
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u/SomniIsGay 28d ago
Yeah... I really hoped it was pansexual too but unfortunately it had to be ruined by radqueers and queerphobes....
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u/Embarrassed_Mail6752 28d ago
Alright. Give me a moment. I have too many thoughts and a lot of typing I can do.
LGBT if you need the quick version. LGBTQ, same deal.
LGBTQ+ for the shorthand inclusive. Like for quick writing and quick texting.
LGBTQIA for the longer explanations. Might be the best place to stop.
LBGTQIA+ for the longer inclusive.
LGBTQIA2S for texting and the longer explanations, LGBTQIA2S+ for the “there’s more”. That’s actually as far as I know the letter chain goes.
Queer if you use it and need the extremely short version. Great if you want to highlight the entire community in one word.
(label) folk if you’re highlighting a specific label, like aroace folk, trans folk, gay folk, demigender folk…you don’t even have to limit it to queer labels, you can just put “folk” at the end of a label. (I just typed “folk” so many times that the word “folk” doesn’t feel like a word anymore. Why does that happen and can I map it?)
Personally, I just use LGBTQIA+ or LGBTQ+. They’re quick to write, text, and say, and the + catches the rest.
— Somebody with way too many thoughts about this (and who won’t be giving up their em dashes because they’re doing a sign-off).
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u/Embarrassed_Mail6752 28d ago
An add-on to this comment: LGBTQIA+ (LGBTQ+ as short) and queer could be used interchangeably, I believe? My thoughts writing this was “How would somebody write this or say this referring to this community,” so I have been running on the following sentence:
“The (abbreviation of choice) community…” with (abbreviation of choice) being anything in the original comment. As a few examples: “The LGBTQ community,” “The queer community,” “The LGBTQIA+ community.”
You can also use “(label of choice) folk…” for specific labels. Any labels, doesn’t have to just be queer ones. I say it’s sometimes better than “people” depending on context, such as “neurodivergent people” versus “neurodivergent folk”. The latter has a more informal feel to it, and I again personally use folk more (especially when it comes to writing about any specific communities).— Signed, one very tired enby.
P.S. If you wish to avoid using queer to describe the LGBTQIA+ community, please know it’s fine and that as long as people know what you’re saying, it’ll be fine. I can’t explain my brain, but if you wish to not possibly offend anybody by using queer to describe the entire community, just use the community abbreviation/acronym (LGBTQ+ or LGBTQIA+). If you can reclaim queer and you use it, use it. I’m not the word police.
— Signed again, a queer (and still tired) enby who will not take offense to the word, and an enby who words things bluntly and constantly worries about the blunt phrasing at times if it even is blunt.
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u/Neoma08 27d ago
2S is also specific to native Americans, so it's not comply used outside of America. I've never heard anyone use it in Norway unless we're referring specifically to the American queer community. The Sami people (northern indigenous people) have Sami Pride, they have a flag, but no specific letters because there is no specific sexuality or gender identity belonging to the Sami people.
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u/ItzMeSneaky 26d ago
Regarding your question about typing the word "folk" so many times that it stopped feeling like a real word, that's because your brain keeps itself from overloading one exact section of it so if you say any word too many times it will stop feeling like a real word
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u/marchalves6 28d ago
dude forgot the § at the end, queerphobic fr.
/j
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u/BinglesPraise 16d ago
Is it in the acronym to represent The Sims/SPORE characters, or Minecraft Bedrock players?
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u/RevolutionAccurate56 28d ago
LGBT is ok, it gets you a lot of common identities
LGBTQ is what I use, queer is an all encompassing term to be so it covers everything
LGBTQIA+ is the most id consider reasonable, it directly recognises intersex and asexual people and both are criminally underrepresented a lot of the time so if you want to use it the fuck yeah, do what you want
Anything more is just a bit much imo? Like at a certain point it just looks like a bunch of letters
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u/M4TTEO_S 6d ago
queer is an all encompassing term to be so it covers everything
Then why don't you just use the word queer
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u/Conscious_Reach_1655 28d ago
I just say lgbt as the shortened version, I dont see it as excluding people as I am the A and the full thing needed a + anyway
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u/Prometheos_II 27d ago
They say that as if it wasn't transphobes that always are like "What's the P?", "What's the +?", or even explicitly cropping the TQ+
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u/lunar__boo 28d ago edited 27d ago
all I got from this is that this person can... kind of count to 10?
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u/Aromatic_Shoulder146 26d ago
frankly at this point the acronym has become to large and just saying "queer" makes more sense
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u/M4TTEO_S 6d ago
Trying to say in a real conversation an acronym made mostly of consonants just sounds weird in general, so queer it is, i think. Anyway as for text i prefer lgbtq+
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u/Jbolt3737 28d ago
Has this person never seen it with the +? I feel like they got this idea from a bigot because I have never heard a queer person get mad about not including letters, maybe besides when someone intentionally edits a document to remove letters that were previously included
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u/espa101 28d ago
i generally go for GSRM cause you dont need a plus to include everyone :)
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u/Prometheos_II 27d ago
Honestly it's really a shame GSRM, MOGAI or MELTING HEARTS never picked up, since they are unambiguously inclusive of trans people and other minorities without being a growing alphabet.
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u/ParticularOkra7432 27d ago
I just do LQBTQIA because it rolls off the tongue nicely, and taste pleasant to say. Sometimes I add in the plus for a little extra spice
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u/redstowen 27d ago
Ah yes, diameter (ø) gender, my favourite
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u/AllHailTheApple 25d ago
That can also mean empty (idk if that's what it's called in English) so it could work for the As like "nope nothing here. Was there supposed to be something?"
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u/5D_Fanatic 27d ago
I just say gay if it's a sexuality and their gender identity if it's anything else, y'all are putting in too much work
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u/Johnirequirelasanaga 25d ago
The more letters you include, the more you'd have to include. LGBT is fine, no more letters needed
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u/dunkernater I'm behind your ear 25d ago
Instead of 3? Hasn't it always been lgbt?
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u/Universe_fs 25d ago
Yes, but a lot people try to cut out the T. "LGB" without the "TQ" stuff like that.
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u/JaylaTheGayla 25d ago
*cracks knuckles* *inhales*
Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, intersex, aspec, 2-spirit, caedspec, demispec, enby, finsexual, HRT, jackalope, keinfluid, M-spec, non binary, omnisexual, pride, unsure, voidpunk, wlw, xhelp xme, yaesexual, zeloromantic, oh 13456789, ...holy shit. Well, here goes nothing, *inhales* *explains, but you can't hear me because I am now in the 17th dimension*
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u/TheRandomRadomir 24d ago
I mean i always use LGGBBDTTQQUIAAAAPPP2SNBGVGQGNC+ and I don’t know why anyone would use any less
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u/WikiRaze 24d ago
I use "LGBTQ+" not as a abbreviation for the specific words they're supposed to stand for. Instead I use it as a wider known synonym for GSRM (Gender, Sexual and Romantic Minorites).
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u/Future_Sock_4927 24d ago
See that's the thing, they'll just keep cutting and cutting till they find a different thing to cut.
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u/Kodo_yeahreally 23d ago
to be honest, i always just use LGBT instead of the whole thing, but like i do it for convenience, because everyone knows the community more as "LGBT" rather than the much longer "LGBTQIA+" (keep in mind i still support everyone in that community, despite me not uttering every letter.
on the second hand i CAN'T STAND those who say "LGB", they can go to hell.
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u/amanda_huggin-kiss 23d ago
after the first 4 letters it just gets redundant
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u/RamRenegade 23d ago
LGBTI+
I dont use Q or A because
Queer is repetitive since that's the whole thing (I dont call the whole thing gay because gay is guy specific)
& Aero/ace by itself isn't queer at all because it's not gender changing or gender preference related (lack of attraction isn't a gender preference)
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u/Estus_Flask_ 23d ago
LGBT+ or LGBTQ+ was where I stopped, the later one already having two big encapsulating terms
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u/lunswolfy21 21d ago
I can confirm that the full name of it is: LGBTQIAnd Gandolf the Gray, and Gandolf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight!
(I don't know if this is offensive, sorry if it is. :'3)
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u/OrangetangyOrka 17d ago
theres like, levels to how many letters you can leave off of lgbtqia imo
- LGBTQIAA2SP+ is new, you don't hear it much
- LGBTQIAA/LGBTQIA+ is like, professional level
- LGBTQ is more common in casual conversations
- LGBT is similar and I'd argue atp is the acronym of the acronym
- LGB is transphobic
- LG is a television company
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u/_i_dontkno 28d ago
Shoutout to my 2SLGBTQIA+ homies
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u/Enchxnted_Crxstal 28d ago
I always wonder how this specific one came about. The L being at the beginning has a lot of historical significance
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u/Prometheos_II 27d ago
I guess it's because Two Souls was a thing probably even before the Europeans imigrated? But at this point, we should probably add H (Hinja and HIV victims) at the beginning too.
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u/CalculatedGoofball 28d ago
i just say "the queers" (or "the queer community" if i'm feeling formal) bc it just takes too long to say all the letters (and also kind of feels like we aren't human idk, it feels like LGBTQIA+ just feels like the name/serial code of a robot from wall e or smth, "queer" just feels more natural and pleasant to me)
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u/Conscious-Use9772 28d ago
Oh yes the genders: Lesbian Genderqueer Bisexual Transgender Questioning Asexual/Aro/Ace/Ally 2gender Sauauajw Cat Djahsj Ejshis Fisis Hsibd Jaibenw Ksihsjw and more
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u/Open_Price_1049 27d ago
With the pic cropped, it looks like the user is having a mental breakdown writing that
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u/putbeansontoast 28d ago
I always use LGBTQ, dispite... Me being the A in LGBTQIA...