r/onejob • • 4d ago

Apart from Stitch suddenly growing a tail, this type of wiper will also rip it off his body instead of making it wag

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u/fly_over_32 4d ago

That’s how he lost his tail in the first place

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u/pug_userita 4d ago

it was just simply made for standard centered wiper, and not this offset angled style.

they would've had to move stitch to the left and put the tail on the lower pivoting part bit whatever, but it would've been offset and ugly so this is better

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u/Cheffmiester314 4d ago

Maybe they placed it on the inside?

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u/MayorOfClownTown 4d ago

No no, I thought the same thing. The entire tail will leave the body. Check again

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u/Cheffmiester314 4d ago

Maybe they're just a stitch fan and thought it was funny?? If it makes them happy who am I to judge them. I've done my far share of weird ideas that I'm sure I was judged for but it didn't hurt anyone and brought me joy do oh well

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u/MayorOfClownTown 4d ago

Fair, I was researching got to put retractable truck nuts on my trainer hitch

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u/Cheffmiester314 3d ago

As mayor of clown town I'd assume this hitch is on an old VW bug you share with 40 other clowns

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u/PrettyOddish 4d ago

leave his body and then hit him over the head 😄

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u/FadedPigeon007 4d ago

I use this in all of these scenarios in my life, like football, and American football, which lines cross over the other? In this case the white lines cross over the black ones and that can only mean one thing with a little common sense!

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u/Cheffmiester314 3d ago

Yeah I'm not zooming and examining the picture like im on so e forensic team. But your observation is very astute.

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u/Xayahbetes 4d ago

☝️🤓 Stitch has a tail

This person probably saw an animal that does fit this kind of tail (dog most likely) and then found the stitch and decided to buy that. I think the realisation of the tail physics hit after putting on the sticker. I can see myself make this mistake, I don't even know how my back wipers move.

As for the retailer, stitch is super popular so they saw a quick cash grab to just change the animal

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u/ArelMCII 4d ago

They might've saw the Stitch thing, thought it was a cute idea, bought it, went to apply it, realized they had the wrong type of wiper because nobody pays conscious attention to the shape of their wipers, then said "Fuck it, I already bought the damn thing" and applied it anyway.

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u/king_noobie 4d ago

Wouldn't those stickers go on the inside?

I say that, assuming they're smart enough to do so.

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 4d ago

Well, they are driving a Toyota...

Besides that, the defrosting wires are on the inside. Putting the stickers there would create a different situation come winter.

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u/JeanMichelFerri 4d ago

What's wrong with a Toyota?

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u/lenarizan 4d ago

Nothing at all. They are pretty robust cars.

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u/ArelMCII 4d ago

Nothing in particular. Just motorhead tribalism.

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u/Zyver87 2d ago

He probably drives a clapped out neon with mismatched body panels and 300k and thinks he’s the pinnacle of frugalism

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u/woodcraftworld 1d ago

Straight pipe exhaust and lowered too, so not only do you sound like an F1 car while going 20mph under the speed limit in the fast lane of the motorway, one singular speed bump will completely destroy your undercarriage

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u/Korbitr 4d ago

Is there some stereotype about Toyota drivers? They're the most popular brand in the world, I don't know how you'd generalize that many people.

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u/king_noobie 4d ago

I did not think of that.

Guess im stupid along with them.

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u/BrainWav 4d ago

Nah, it works fine. I used to have an Autobot logo in the inside of my car. The defroster wires didn't cause an issue. It did, however, look weird since it wasn't meant to be on the inside.

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u/Mental_Dust_8377 4d ago

You sure the wiper works?

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u/sovereignsekte 4d ago

Decal might be on the inside?

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u/SirEnzyme 4d ago

That's not what OP means. The tail sticker won't look right once it starts wiping due to the design of the wiper arm.

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u/Lcsmxd 4d ago

Disney adults are insufferable

fight me

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u/Tadgo 4d ago

I wish to join your army.

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u/JayBeePH85 4d ago

Design over function 🤣