r/okmatewanker • u/Lemonade1947 • Jul 27 '26

[Serious-ish] Updated rules: "User is American" now an official report reason.

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Hello posters.

I've redone the rules, consolidated some of them and added a new one.

For a long time it's been an unofficial rule that if you admit you're American, you get banned.

It's now official. Make use of this report reason if you see someone admitting they're American.

Be sure to check out the updated rules if you intend to post or comment.

Thanks!

edit: Canadians are allowed but you're on thin ice.

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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 1d ago

tea time ☕ ☕ ☕ In honour of Russel Brand’s sex pest trial starting, let’s remember this moment when Piers Morgan shut the f up for 2 minutes and it resulted in the best moment of his entire career 🙏

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r/okmatewanker • u/Insert--User--Name • 1d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 has Keir Starmer stunt double got a new job?

521 Upvotes

Keir Starmer stunt double spotted?has

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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 1d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Please rise for the Essex Anthem

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52 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/StoovenMcStoovenson • 1d ago

Freddo’s used to be 5p lads 🐸🐸🐸🐸 Too soon mate, too soon

79 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/bitchnibba47 • 2d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 And this is why it's worth keeping the TV license

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853 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/Arepa-Arepa • 2d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Can’t believe Ainsley did it 😢

47 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/FatCunth • 2d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 You call it art, I call it life

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510 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/BigPigeon69 • 2d ago

Freddo’s used to be 5p lads 🐸🐸🐸🐸 Just what the fuck was this cunts problem

54 Upvotes

I blame andy burnham

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r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 2d ago

100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 This post is for autistic only

54 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 2d ago

🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Tips needed

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r/okmatewanker • u/SilanggubanRedditor • 3d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Andy Andy Save me Andy

266 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/TMCorn • 3d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 worth 10 marks

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169 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 4d ago

100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 XD

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r/okmatewanker • u/trebor67 • 6d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 A lot to unpack here

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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 12d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Crying in the club rn

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r/okmatewanker • u/orangebromeliad • 12d ago

Least Insane Caller On LBC 📞😡🚣🏾🚣🏾🚣🏾 I forgot she existed, and further forgot that she wrote this

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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 13d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Live every day with the confidence of the Restore losers canvassing Holborn & St Pancras atm. Never let anyone tell you that your goals are too delusional. Believe in yourself like this fucking guy.

484 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/flopsychops • 14d ago

‘mercian🇲🇾🇱🇷🇲🇾🗽🍔🌭🏫🔫 I for one welcome our new overlord Lenny Henry

2.6k Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 14d ago

🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Torpedoed his marriage behind a Greggs

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r/okmatewanker • u/True_Adventures • 14d ago

The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos He's bouncing back

704 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 15d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Justified

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👏

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r/okmatewanker • u/Bernardmark • 15d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Wait, it's all Keir Starmer??

140 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/Turnip-for-the-books • 16d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 You’re laughing??

988 Upvotes

But these are are finest. The elite. Carp dee ‘em

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r/okmatewanker • u/BigPigeon69 • 17d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Can't even assault 3 people without Bozo Burnham 'aving thon bloody geztapo on ya

435 Upvotes

Honestly its like living in nazi china, what are we supposed to do without are middle class thugs?

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