Shameless promo for my Dexter / DDLC mod (link in comments if you wanna check it out)

Dexter was choking on one of his famous doughnuts and Doake was just trying to help him by performing the Heimlich maneuver. After helping him projectile shoot the doughnut out from Dexter’s esophagus, Doake got fired.

Systemic racism strikes once again 👇

Captain Thomas Matthews: Hey why is there a half eaten doughnut on the goddamn floor Maria? Jesus Christ you’re operating my precinct like a goddamn barn. Who did this? This shit isn’t Cuba FYI.

Doake: It was me sir. But I can expl-

Matthews: That’s enough Sargent. Between you, Maria, Batista and Masuka; I’ve had enough of this League of Nations bullshit. You are fired effective immediately. I’ll take your badge and weapon. I suggest you hit the want ads.

Boom Doake was fired and out of a job. Doake had nothing to lose at this point, and decide to become the Bay Harbor Butcher. Oh and then he died. The end. RIP. 🪦

You'd almost think she wanted to hit LaGuerta, so much for her being a good person i guess.

this one's for u/Ok-Cranberry1885

Will he hire someone?