Lavender - "late bloomers"

[u/Midaboll]

https://www.oglaf.com/lavender/

[u/Midaboll]

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My briefs aren’t brief. They’re protracteds

Bluesky alt:

Comic strip!
Panel 1
A woman in a furry coat, let's call her Woman 1, is speaking.
Woman 1 - we can try again at sex but you have to be cool
Panel 2
We see Woman 1 is talking to Woman 2. That's not Woman 2's real name, but 'Woman 1' is the first woman's name.
Woman 2- Definitely, definitely- I just panicked last time.
Woman 1- I know
Panel 3
Woman 2- I mean, I did go fetch all the furniture I threw out into the street
Woman 1- Thanks for that. Won't happen this time though, right?
Panel 4
Close-up on Woman 2
Woman 2- Nono- I just couldn't cope with how hot you were in those little pants. Had to channel the confusion.
Panel 5
Woman 1- So I'll be wearing REALLY UNSEXY UNDERWEAR this time
Panel 6
Woman 1 parts the robe to reveal a flower-covered top and bloomers.
Panel 7
Close-up on Woman 2. She blushes and shouts
Woman 2- Oh my goddddd. That's ecxactly what I'm intoooo
Panel 8
Furniture piles up in the street.
Inside the house, Woman 2 runs about, arms raised.
Woman 1 looks out, still.
Woman 10 I really should have checked first.

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[u/Quail-a-lot]

Alt text giving me a great earworm:

My rims never spin to the contrary, you'll find that they're quite stationary.

[u/puddleinyourhands]

Understandable, understandable, yes it’s perfectly, understandable.

[u/GreyWolfTheDreamer]

The problem is clearly the windows... What if the neighbors see that unsexy underwear? We'll have all sorts of furniture in the streets!

[u/frankenbuddha]

This is the "Zoomies" sight gag, turned sideways. Still funny.