Comic strip, titled 'slutfarm'
A man stands somewhere rural and speaks to camera.
He's a sexy farmer. We contemplated putting him in a bib and brace but decided against it.
sexy farmer- We get the hottest farm hads to ream the earth with a plow shaped like a penis
panel 2- a sexy farmhand pushes a dick-shaped plow.
sexy farmhand- It takes way longer than it needs to.
panel 3- sexy farm-hand pours liquid onto stalks of wheat in a field.
caption- the wheat gets plenty of lube
panel 4.
sexy farmer and sexy farmhand wear lingerie and wield scythes.
sexy farmer- then we reap the fuck out of it
sexy farmhand- In deeply impractical clothes
panel 5
sexy farmer holds up a loaf of bread. Sexy farmhand eats a slice.
Sexy farmer- All to make a loaf of bread that...
Sexy farmhand- ...tastes no different to regular bread
panel 6
farmer eats bread. He looks distressed.
farmhand- We were sure it was going to be erotic somehow.
panel 7
Farmer has his face in his hands. Farmhand seems contemplative.
Sexy Farmer- We're fucked. We're the non-sexy kind of fucked.
sexy farmhand- Unless we can sell pity bread.
panel 8
sexy farmer- what?
sexy farmhand- I fuck lots of people I'm not attracted to out of pity.
panel 9
Farmer holds loaf of bread up. He seems desperate. In a sexy way.
Sexy farmer- Slutfarm Bakery. Please. Do a sexy farm a favour.
sexy farmhand- Buy ten loaves and I'll fuck you.
panel 10
Farmer hugs farmhand.
sexy farmer- Thanks man. That means a lot.
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