r/oddlyspecific • u/VisWare • 1d ago

Things are bleak

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485 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Parody_of_Self 1d ago

Looking for a roommate

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u/Meschi-died 1d ago

How do you feel about assholes?

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 1d ago

He stole this joke believe it or not.

Kurt Vonnegut did it every time he introduced a new male character in "Breakfast of Champions"

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u/Familiar-Average3809 1d ago

and so it goes

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u/SiouxCitySasparilla 1d ago

God I love that book

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u/Familiar-Average3809 1d ago

(sam elliott tip of the hat to you)

Solid user name!!

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u/SiouxCitySasparilla 1d ago

“Thank ye”

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u/BrickTamlandMD 11h ago

We need a quote buddy

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 1d ago

Symmetry is always a good thing though. Cheer up...

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u/42stingray 1d ago

I have a perfectly symmetrical penis, all the way down to the tiniest details and the horns

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u/CountDorkula77 1d ago

Excuse me, horns?

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u/brotherofgurnip 1d ago

Shh, he doesn't know about the horns

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u/karoshikun 18h ago

who let the hornless freak in?

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u/CoolMarionberry2083 1d ago

That thing lives with us on earth

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u/VLOOKUP_Vagina 20h ago

I didn’t know symmetry on the balls was possible tbh. I need to be more analytical when I watch porn.

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u/BetLeft 1d ago

this is why i stopped confiding in you Will. I shared those details in private.

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u/XROOR 1d ago

His looking over at the mate next to him at a urinal and that has provided 66% of the plot details in his post

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u/Boratis-Kessla 1d ago

When a guy with a full time job and a huge cock and matching balls can't make it, something is seriously wrong with the economy. 

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u/HorrorTheme3265 1d ago

Damn. Matching Balls?
Bet I could beat you in a foot race though.
In the street, in the neighborhood.

Tell em.

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u/Suspected_Magic_User 1d ago

Yeah... "a friend"

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

Owning a house will get you more pussy than a huge cock.

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u/_frank_tank 1d ago

There’s a problem. The beauty is in the asymmetrical.

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u/Actual-Wave-1959 1d ago

I feel like this tweet he supposedly wrote to make a point about the dire economic situation of young workers and their struggles to get on the property ladder is a veiled excuse to talk about his friend's cock

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u/Anonymous-wolf-cat 1d ago

Must've been the wind...

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 1d ago

Really good friends apparently

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 15h ago

You got a lot going on there fella