r/moviecritic • u/Star_BoyI_1234 • 12h ago

Who would win? Black Dynamite or The Terminator.

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A literal machine made with technology we don't even know about yet that won't stop until you are dead. Or the man, the myth, the legend Black Dynamite.

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u/Successful-Ad4251 11h ago

Dynamite wins by throwing something before he even enters the room

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u/Agentpurple013 10h ago

You beat me to it. I chuckle any time I think of that scene

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u/Furious_715 8h ago

"Haha i threw that shit before i walked in the room"

I still say this out loud even though no one around me understands the reference.

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 7h ago

Best fucking line ever lmao. He said he got the idea of saying that line from Ice-T, of all people

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u/Ayrios440 9h ago edited 8h ago

I absolutely love that part. That line randomly plays in my head every now and again. 

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u/munkee_dont 11h ago

Depends on the contest.

If its a body count contest Black Dynamite wins. But if its a body count contest Terminator wins.

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3

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u/RefrigeratorNo1160 8h ago

Never noticed that the blade wobbles when he says this

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u/buttpizz 2h ago

That was so good

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/GoochPhilosopher 9h ago

He gets bodies tho

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u/ArmorGyarados 5h ago

Bro told on himself

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u/WaldoSupremo 11h ago

Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 11h ago

Fiendish Dr Wu

YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!!!

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u/GimmeSomeSugar 10h ago

HAHA! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!

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u/Dildo_Shaggins- 10h ago

This is one of my favourite jokes of all time.

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u/WorldRunnr 3h ago

Just had to do a three peat rewatch of that clip

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u/Funky0ne 11h ago

Depends, is the Terminator selling drugs in the community?

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u/TheWeepingSilence 10h ago

Or is the Terminator interrupting Black Dynamite's kung fu?

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u/eyegull 11h ago

Terminator dies in the first two films in the franchise. Black Dynamite never loses a fight. This leads me to believe Black Dynamite would win, as he clearly has the superior plot armor.

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u/nate2563 7h ago

Superior king fu skills too

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u/almostnothing123 10h ago

But black dynamite, I sell drugs to the community

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u/southinthrowaway 9h ago

Best line in that whole damn movie.

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u/Turak64 11h ago

I'll be ba....

I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I ENTERED THE ROOM!

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 12h ago

As long as The Terminator stays out of the black neighborhoods... it's all good.

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u/Star_BoyI_1234 12h ago

Or as long as he doesn't start selling crack to kids.

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u/Spectre_08 7h ago

Hey, Little Mama. It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me. But it ain't bigger than you and me.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mV9qg8vX48TnO

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u/TheTacticalViper 8h ago

Terminator. Ter mi na tor. Sounds like Tomater, and what are tomaters turned into? Juice! That’s right and that juice becomes??? Bloody Mary’s! Exactly! And Bloody Mary is a fictional ghost story kids play with a mirror. And what do you use a mirror for? Doing coke! That’s right, and white people cut coke to make what? Crack! Preach it brother, and what color is the terminator? He’s white! Now put it all together and what do you get? The white terminator is selling crack in the neighborhood! Let’s get this sucka

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u/Monthra77 8h ago

NOT THE ORPHANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/HussingtonHat 11h ago

But Black Dynamite...I travel back in time to end humanity...

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u/fueymatu 9h ago

Be that as it may...

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u/RR_Davidson 11h ago

He would have been great for a predator movie

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u/Frangine_De_Poutine 11h ago

They would fight for hours, days, weeks!

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u/Star_BoyI_1234 10h ago

Months, years, till the end of time!

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u/r_daniel_oliver 10h ago

Black dynamite. And then he smiles.

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u/dankhimself 9h ago

Black Terminator

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u/Olddirtybelgium 6h ago

Terminator: my momma says my daddy's name was Black Dynamite.

Terminator 2: so did my momma.

Black Dynamite: uhhh... Hush up little robots, a lot of cats have that name.

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 12h ago

"KID" Dyn-O-Mite!! would kick both their asses!

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u/Ru4pigsizedelephants 10h ago

I threw that shit before I came in the room!

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u/DistinctAccount5051 8h ago

BITCH, ARE YOU FOR REAL?

eta I got Dolemite mixed up with Black Dynamite

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u/CategoryExact3327 6h ago

Shhh. Terminator, you’re gonna wake up the rest of the bitches.

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u/Alternative_Device71 5h ago

I’ve never seen Black Dynamite and I know it’s him

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 4h ago

I've seen it maybe 50 times.

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u/5inchreality 2h ago

“Euphoria, shut the FUCK UP I knew it was you without even looking”

Cracks me up every time.

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u/Star_BoyI_1234 4h ago

I know that's right!

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u/AC-Da-Pantha-101 11h ago

The Terminator.

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u/phophopho4 9h ago

the Terminator has lost before. Black Dynamite will never lose.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett 7h ago

Black dynamite. Look at him!

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u/Inevitable_Push8113 5h ago

Sho'nuff has entered the chat…

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 4h ago

Black Dynamite knows he was the best C.I.A. agent that the C.I.A. ever had...

Terminator lacked that

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u/gogozombie2 4h ago

Us, the people who would get to see that awesome battle!

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u/Its_J_Just_J 3h ago

Ha I threw that shit before I came in the room.

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u/DelayDefiant5324 3h ago

Just don't interupt his jump ropin and terminator will be good

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u/Vilezil 2h ago

Is the Terminator selling drugs to the community?

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u/FrancisCabrou 15m ago

Did the terminator interrupt his kung-fu ? 

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u/AmericanComplaint 11h ago

Depends on the universe. Terminator wins in terminator’s universe. Black dynamite wins in black dynamite’s universe

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u/FinAdda 11h ago

Black who? 💥