r/mildlyinteresting • • 11h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/radial-glia 10h ago

In 5th grade my teacher showed the class some antiques and one of them was a poison ring. We had to choose an antique to write a story about from the perspective of the item. I was fascinated by the poison ring and wrote a story about how the poison ring convinced multiple women to poison their husband with arsenic (I think I had just watched Arsenic in Old Lace) and the story ended with the ring trying to convince the wearer to kill their husband.

I thought it was a very good spooky story. My teacher thought it was concerning and referred me to the school counselor. I wish I still had a copy.

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u/LanceFree 9h ago

In 7th grade I wrote a story which involved a guy buying marijuanna and/or pills from a sandwich cart. I say ‘pills’ because I remember my joke in the story about 288 being “too gross”. The teacher critiqued the story and commented that there were other things to write about, and why did I pick drugs? But that was all. It was inspired by a movie I had seen during the summer, where Cheech and Chong were selling their goods via an ice cream truck.

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u/Stewart_Games 7h ago

They then moved on to their next venture, selling authentic Cherokee hair tampons. By the way, Cheech and Chong was their stage names, their real names are Chief Running Pinto and Carlos Ramirez.

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u/LanceFree 7h ago

They flip out when he says he’s a Mexican!

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u/Stewart_Games 6h ago

The woman shrieking in terror and scratching at her groin is chef's kiss.

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u/jah_john 7h ago

Us artists call them influences