r/mildlyinteresting • • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/CommunicationBig4218 7h ago

'Your honor, there could have been fentanyl in their ring.'

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u/Linkruleshyrule 7h ago

"That ring was coming right for me!"

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u/Horskr 3h ago

"Please inspect the ring, labeled prosecution exhibit #37, officer Jimbo"

inspects ring closely

"Haha IT WAS fentanyl!" Presses remote that opens the ring and blows powder into the air

Sorry, this thread sounded like a good line up for a Joker gag.