r/mildlyinteresting • u/SecondsWellSpent • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/GoodTato ​ 8h ago

These are fun, knew someone who used to put catnip in there and instantly befriend cats

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u/happy-cig 8h ago

I rather just put weed in it and befriend friends. 

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 8h ago

Barely a bowl. Gonna need to bring a few rings full

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u/BRICH999 7h ago

Ready to party!

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u/bigloser42 7h ago

Imagine being slapped by this person. 4 extra lbs of rings to just really mess your day up.

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u/MacArther1944 7h ago

Ah, and if that bard rolls a Nat 20….welll

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u/FutureLost 7h ago

It's the Mandarin!

Or Parralax. Either way we're screwed.

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u/aunty_megatron 7h ago

don’t get ready, stay ready!

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u/Justlookig1294 6h ago

Ready to be besties?

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 7h ago

That'll get the job done.

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u/drfitzgerald 7h ago

You just need to get some other friends with rings. Then you can be finger ring friends! Who doesnt love finger ring friends?

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u/spinosapa 7h ago

Excuse me, but it's called putting a finger in a friend's butthole.

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u/Oesterreich-Ungarn 8h ago

Bring resin

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 7h ago

Then it'll get warm, gonna have to finish the whole ring

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u/FunTXCPA 7h ago

god gave you 10 fingers for a reason!

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u/123supreme123 7h ago

You're going to look like the marvel mandarin guy with bejeweled rings

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u/BarrattG 7h ago

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. 'J R R Tokien'.

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u/windsynths 7h ago

Bro rocking up with two thanos gauntlets