r/mildlyinteresting • • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/moejike 8h ago

How hard is it to proofread your title before you post?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/h7hk8ewnaZWCc

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u/LalowTree 8h ago

You really expect anyone in this day and age to proofread? That's crazy talk.

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u/garbanzo-bean-stew 7h ago

It’s either this or a misspelling or syntax error as intentional engagement bait because nobody can help themselves from making a correction

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u/ChefArtorias 1h ago

How do you know this isn't that?

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u/garbanzo-bean-stew 1h ago

I assume that it is whenever I see it in the wild

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u/datatoxin 6h ago

The amount of time it takes me to type out 2 two sentences replying to a post or comment is absurd really . L , like even this took alme me far longer than you would think for someone's first and most fluent language.

Did I did show the edits I made as I was typing but that time is negligible, we do exist.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 2h ago

I mean not on reddit. I can't think of a bigger waste of time than being on reddit than proofreading my reddit comments

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u/ryan0585 1h ago

It's the only way we know posts are made by real human beings or scammers... one of the two.

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u/Un13roken 31m ago

I'll be honest. I think of it as an AI slop filter. Atleast I know it's written by a human. 

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u/OMGWTFBBQUE 8h ago

Op gave it to their girlfriend who is bysexual, duh

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u/dvasquez93 7h ago

Kicked'em out the bed and said I'm bye-sexual

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u/SecondsWellSpent 7h ago

BY MY GIRLFRIEND NOT MY BI GIRLFRIEND 😂😭

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u/rlnrlnrln 6h ago

What about your girlfriends girlfriend?

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u/fnmeng ​ 1h ago

"Poison ring given to by my girlfriend." ?

That's what you're doubling down on?

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u/OldWestern7705 7h ago

They are already good enough to be an editor for most websites.

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u/hyperionfin 7h ago

All of us do understand it's a "bi girlfriend", right?

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u/Jesterhead89 7h ago

Take it easy on him, the poison seems to already be taking effect

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u/Financial-Humor2080 7h ago

Classic engagement tactic. you fell for it

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u/Realmofthehappygod 8h ago

I guess as hard as it is to understand what they meant.

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u/Dikhoofd 7h ago

I remember when typos and spelling mistakes were downvoted to oblivion, I miss those days

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u/sdarkpaladin 1h ago

That's kinda overboard to be honest.

But I hate where the pendulum is now.

Where pointing out obvious errors neutrally is being treated as if you just called them a slur.

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u/SecondsWellSpent 8h ago

Hard apparently 😂😅

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 7h ago

They already took some of the poison

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u/Shadowsghost916 4h ago

I miss the old days of reddit where we would downvote stuff like that

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u/Greymalkyn76 7h ago

It's not hard. But people just don't care anymore. So few care to bother to learn what apostrophes do, or the difference between too, to, and two, or all the other words that are similar. They insist that as long as they're understood, that's good enough for them.

It's going to suck when all of our world leaders are borderline illiterate monkeys who rely upon ChatGPT for all of their policies and public speeches.

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u/OverTheDay 4h ago

a reddit title is not this serious man get a life and go outside

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 2h ago

Amen to that! 

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u/JohnWesternburg 1h ago

No you don't get it, people never made mistakes before. It's that people don't care anymore. How else are we gonna feel superior if we aren't fatalistic about even the smallest mistakes that happen today?

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u/RickySuezo 6h ago

You gotta point their

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u/Radiskull97 4h ago

I was an English teacher and have a proofreading side business. I can't be bothered to proofread jack shit on this website

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 2h ago

The cobbler's children go barefoot!

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u/N-V-V-M-E-A 6h ago

It’s a reddit post who the fuck cares lmao

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u/Greymalkyn76 6h ago

That is exactly the attitude that is causing the downfall. If you can't be bothered with the little things, what's to say that you'll care about the more important things? Plus, you're putting out something that is available to the entire world. Do you really want the entire world to see just how lazy and uneducated you are?

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u/No-Blacksmith3397 5h ago

I remember when we used to be called grammar nazis for correcting people's grammar. Corrections used to be so common that it became annoying. Now I rarely see them.

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u/ausamo2000 5h ago

You only see them in arguments now. It’s the crux of someone wanting to continue an argument but not actually respond to the actual argument of what they’re replying to. It’s been a mainstay tactic since the early days though lol.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 2h ago

Former grammar fascist here! I grew up and realized that it was likely 1 of 4 possibilities: A. a simple typo, B. English is not their first language, C. they have some disability, such as dyslexia, or D. they simply can't be arsed; never have and never will. 

In any event, I was wasting my time, so I stopped.

I enjoy words, spelling, and grammar, but not everyone does, and that's OK!

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u/FlatwormAltruistic 5h ago

Because they also don't bother any more to correct others. They just try their best to keep their own messages grammatically correct.

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u/Separate_Phrase6598 4h ago

The world is ending and none of us will have jobs under techno feudalism in a few years. There's nothing left to fight for we already lost.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 2h ago

Speak for yourself! I have many things that they can't have!

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u/hsoj48 5h ago

Im sorry some stranger didnt spend extra time and care to cater your content to your liking. Its Reddit. Find something that matters to care about. You shouldn't be on here anyway. Its a giant waste of time and energy. Yes I understand the irony here.

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u/real_justchris 5h ago

I think you mean apostrophe’s.

(In case it needs to be said… /s).

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u/SkoomaKid 4h ago

They just don’t care about the affects of these things, or how their illiteracy effects the world.

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u/vikingwhiteguy 4h ago

At this point, I actually find typos and grammar errors kinda charming because it's an indication that it's written by a person and not a chatbot 

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 3h ago

Thank you for standing up for Western Civilization. We need more brave patriots like you. 

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u/FarHotel1159 6h ago

Go on a vacation or something

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u/Secret-Yam-9643 6h ago

"It's not hard, but people just don't care anymore. So few care to bother learning what apostrophes do, the difference between too, to, and two, or all the other words that are similar. They insist that as long as they're understood, that's good enough for them. It's going to suck when all of our world leaders are borderline illiterate monkeys who rely upon ChatGPT for all of their policies and public speeches." Removed redundancy and fixed the sentence structure. C- at best

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u/Gwynito 5h ago

They do it on purpose to get people annoyed enough to comment on it

Then the OP will say something like "Engrish not language my first" but when you see their other comments there's zero mistakes

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u/Ghawk134 5h ago

Obligatory "there ARE zero mistakes"*

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u/Arnumor 6h ago

Man, I've been feeling exactly this, lately.

I'm not accusing OP of this per se, but there's such a depressing wave of anti-intellectualism going on right now, at least in the US. We're rapidly sliding into Idiocracy levels of wanton stupidity, and nobody seems to care.

I get that a typo on a discussion forum isn't a big deal, but seeing the massive rise of this particularly vehement brand of 'who gives a fuck' sentiment has made me really sensitive to it, I guess.

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u/Greymalkyn76 6h ago

The one that makes me irrationally angry is the usage of 's before a plural.

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u/Bigpoppastuke 5h ago

Mine is "loosing" instead of losing.

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u/hsoj48 5h ago

If youre using Reddit as a sample base for levels of intellectualism... I have bad news for you

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u/NavyBeans05 7h ago

So painful. Bi girlfriend or by my girlfriend?

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u/HumourNoire 7h ago

What problem by? Just type and posted to!

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u/PauloAEAE ​ 7h ago

my by

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u/Summer_Form 6h ago

In this economy? Diva we got MEMES to post.

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u/ImprintVector 6h ago

Hey at least chances are it’s a human this way

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u/IntrepidHero42 6h ago

It's all over reddit. At this point I think the bots are doing it intentionally to look more authentic.

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u/Vennomite 6h ago

Maybe the girlfriend is named by?

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u/LokoLoa 5h ago

Who needs spelling when you just posting something for imaginary internet points

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u/Richard_Pearce 5h ago

I’m trying to tell if OP was given the ring by their girlfriend or if their girlfriend was given the ring and is bisexual.

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u/NotMyThrowawayNope 4h ago

I've heard that it's a cheap way to farm engagement on a post. This whole comment thread on this just added an extra 20+ comments to the post because they knew someone would comment on the misspelling. 

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u/the-dark-princess 3h ago

I have dyslexia and I didn’t even notice the typo at first lol

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u/Last_Tax9564 3h ago

Obviously why OP’s gf is actively trying to poison them.

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u/djk2321 3h ago

The kids are illiterate.

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u/Opposite_Run_3777 2h ago

This is done on purpose, rage baiting people to look at their profile and look into their social media accounts. OP knows exactly what they are doing. I wouldn't be surprised if that image some random one off google.

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u/Big_DaddyX3 2h ago

He passed the bar in China

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u/Scottie2Hottie999 2h ago

Kill me now.

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u/msm007 1h ago

Someone who is dyslexic.

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u/floydbomb 1h ago

Bots. Look at how many upvotes the post has in 6 hours

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u/Gilles_of_Augustine 1h ago

About as hard as it is for you to resist being an insufferable dick about a trivial typo, apparently.