I grew a weed plant in my backyard many years ago and the ants would climb up the main stem, bite into it at the branch points, and steal the sap. Turns out ants really like weed, they just don't smoke it.
It was supposed to be a throwaway account name. I made this account 12 year ago to ask a question about hammock camping. Now I mostly post pictures of my dog and my food.
"You can only make friends by offering them drugs" is an insanely delusional take on saying you could make friends with weed.
How did you get from "befriend friends" to thinking it's his one and only option? -_-
Reddit is such an insane place where one sentence can leap 16 leagues of assumptions to meaning something that isn't even remotely close to what was said...
Sure, another straw man fallacy. I was literally just talking about people like you at work and how someone will take a regular sentence and twist it to be so delusional you can't even follow the logic.
He said he would use it to befriend friends. somehow you went to the most negative and impossibly rude jump in logic possible, saying "you can only make friends by offering them drugs".
That would quite literally be the definition of straw man fallacy, it could be used in the classroom it's such an insane leap in logic.
From "befriend friends" to "you can ONLY make friends that way" is absurd and such a negative thing to say. Why would you ever go from an option to an absolute, and not only an absolute but an extremely rude one. Bizzare mindset, I'm sure you keep your comments locked away so people don't see how often you speak like that to others.
I understood the DARE joke. You didn't need to personally insult him before the joke. It's cool if you don't like weed or druggies, put no reason to put him down.
He didn’t need to bring up the fact he smokes weed either so lol. If someone doesn’t want you to assume weed smoking is their entire personality then they probably shouldn’t bring up unprompted 🥴
The joke "Are you the person from DARE" is great without the random insult and negative slight. It's not all in good fun to speak to others that way, reddit just supports and uplifts these kinds of personalities so it feels normal to start a comment by personally attacking a stranger.
Fr same lol. I can do coke for a night and then stop and not touch it again for another 6 mos to 2-3 yrs lol. But I can't even go a day without smoking weed hahaha
Yeah I've always been that way, but it has to be gone before I forget about it for 6-12 months. If I have it, the vial is in my pocket until I scrape it clean. Doesn't even matter how I'm doing it.
I can be blowing down lines every 15 minutes for 2-3 nights and taking a bump or two during the day for the next week. It just has to be empty before I forget about it lol
It was a joke on the internet. Now if I said this joke to someone in real life it would be a joke off the Internet. Neat. I have been told by many I am sort of funny.
I agree I am not sure how what you said has anything to do with my comment though. But I appreciate the sentiment. As an ugly person it’s great to know there are kind people on the internet and off the internet. Before this moment I didn’t know anyone on the internet could be kind, so again thank you. From the bottom of my heart to the top of Mt. Everest. You are my #1 internet friend.
Well you said you were funny, I said looks ain't everything. Because that implies that you are funny looking. It's a classic case of misunderstanding for comedy! Wholesome fun!
But please, don't misunderstand me. I am not giving you validation, or trying to contradict anyone who previously pointed out that you are uggo as a boot. Nor should you blame me, since I am sure your parents were fairly similar in the looks department. Good for you, for accepting yourself though. Must have been difficult, with all the mirrors and reflections and such everywhere.
My roommate had a ring you could put a little bit of bud in and it unfolds so you can hit it.
I was driving him to work one day and I told him to demonstrate his ring and he took a big hit off of it and blew it out the window right as a cop passed us with his window open. It was like perfect timing. I wasnt smoking, but im pretty sure you're not supposed to have passengers smoking either, but luckily we didn't get pulled over lol.
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u/happy-cig 8h ago
I rather just put weed in it and befriend friends.