r/mildlyinteresting • u/evangephp • 1d ago

Paid for 2 pizzas, got 4 because their printer choked

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u/whomsoever 1d ago

Pizza in the morning

Pizza in the evening

Pizza at suppertime

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u/AshamedOfMyTypos 1d ago

When pizza’s on a pizza, you can eat pizza all the time.

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u/Krynn71 1d ago

The audacity of Bagel Bites to assume I won't eat pizza in the morning just because it's not on a bagel.

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u/Cador0223 1d ago

If you bite the tip off each piece and put them back in the box, its basically a bagel.

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u/tjbugs1 1d ago

I'm telling my kids this is an "everything" bagel

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u/MeanSecurity 21h ago

Yesterday somebody complained that the only food they could get at midnight was Pizza. I do not see a problem with this. Pizza is an Anytime food.

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u/Fianna_Bard 3h ago

Do they not have a Waffle House? An IHOP? A bleedin' DENNY'S ???!!!

What manner of uncivilized locale do they live in?

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six 1d ago

That’s amore

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u/Fumby_ 1d ago

PIZZA'S NOT FOR BREAKFAST

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u/drinkingtea 1d ago

I am very fond of pizza

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u/BigBrainBrad- 1d ago

Pizza for breakfast, pizza for lunch. Something something something Hawaiian punch.

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u/Dog_in_human_costume 14h ago

Have you heard of second breakfast? (With pizza)

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u/payfrit 1d ago

i'm kinda shocked they didn't catch that and eat half.

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u/Bowl-Accomplished 1d ago

Having worked at a pizza place sometimes you have enough other mistakes and stuff might as well send it.

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u/payfrit 1d ago

honestly i was asking as someone that has worked at many pizza places lol

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u/CitizenPremier 2h ago

To be fair pizza is like 0% of the cost of running a pizza business

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u/payfrit 1h ago

t's true that food cost is typically a lower percentage of expenses for a pizza place compared to a typical restaurant. but it's still roughly a third.

u/asstyrant 1d ago

Never look at free pizza in the crust.

u/DFM_Pro_LSR 1d ago

rare printer W

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 1d ago

PC Load Letter???

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u/Life-Aid-4626 8h ago

The fuck does that mean?

u/Mrrrrggggl 1d ago

Printer errored in your favor, collect four pizzas.

u/Wonderful-Pollution7 1d ago

I eat two pizzas in the morning, I eat two pizzas at night

I eat two pizzas in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.

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u/RebaKitt3n 1d ago

I eat two pizzas in time of peace and two in time of war.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 18h ago

I eat two pizza before I eat two pizzas, and then I eat two more.

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u/YUNoCake 12h ago

Alternative: I was gonna clean my room, but then I ate pizza. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got pizza.

u/Phaeron 1d ago

If this happened to me, I’d go be FauxJesus to some homeless.

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u/freebaseclams 1d ago

I would eat it all myself, even if I was so full I had to choke it down. Then I would make another movie where I sit my fat ass in a chair and do nothing. I'm Steven Seagal.

u/ihateartists 1d ago

You have to eat some mistakes.

u/ThiccBelleDelphine 1d ago

When pizza pizzas, you must pizza

u/Lord-Velveeta 1d ago

Dear diary: JACKPOT!

u/sher_pan 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiN0uevJeTKxWbW3S

u/Stock-Mission-7561 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H6n8RN6qBCcC6KBkpF

u/Between-usernames 1d ago

The splatter on the receipt. 🤢

u/chrisschrossed 1d ago

Blaze is the GOAT

u/FanohgeChamoru 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Phn9GxCnG7agJyAcxl

u/JohnnyPaloonky58 1d ago

Clearly blood was shed. A deal for a samurai.

u/Plenty_Ad_4467 1d ago

The printer has officially unionized

u/Reasonable-Power 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'd go buy a couple of lottery tickets, after that.

u/cartken 1d ago

Enjoy it while you can, I tried eating pizza for dinner, pizza for breakfast and pizza for lunch and my gall bladder just about died

https://giphy.com/gifs/w1kbpTfdKVFHDVRoPN

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u/degjo 18h ago

But when pizzas on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime

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u/cartken 18h ago

Actually made slices of pizza into a breakfast mini-special pizza benedict

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u/Cador0223 1d ago

We're gonna find out if OP is built different.

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u/RoeMajesta 20h ago

for how long? 🧐