r/mildlyinteresting • u/Own_Ad_409 • 1d ago

Giant lemon rinds on wife’s lemon tree

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u/toasterstrudelboy 1d ago

I mean... It seems like a good natural defense against lemon stealing whores? If I were a whore stealing lemons, I'd go for a different tree for sure.

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u/KinkyTugboat 1d ago

Hasn't it been 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree?

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u/SweetRas13 1d ago

You know, it HAS been 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree.

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u/JBthrizzle 1d ago

HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!

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u/FU-allthetime 1d ago

Perhaps the greatest transition on the internet is for this to be the meme to post when lemons are mentioned and not that Lemon Party one.

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u/phroug2 1d ago

Some of us are old enough to remember the original lemon party.

And Goatse.

And Tubgirl.

Some things on the old internet are best left there.

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u/KinkyTugboat 1d ago

I'm just glad there isn't any shock video from that era involving my greatest fear: jars being broken while someone is holding one.

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u/PaulLeFou 1d ago

I have very bad news about broken jar shock video existence.

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u/NagashStos 1d ago

Holding one with their hand right? ...right?

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u/AlaWyrm 1d ago

I still to this day (literally happened today on my way home from work) can't hear Spin Me Right Round without thinking of meat spin. That is a link I wish I left blue.

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u/Hugh_Jass_Clouds 1d ago

No mention of two girls one cup?

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u/Gonokhakus 1d ago

MeatSpin

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u/stinkybastardlady 1d ago

Everyone old enough to remember these just lost the game.

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u/dohidied 1d ago

It's not a Lemon Party without old Dick!

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u/MelodramaTamarama 1d ago

This is very poetic

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u/NeverEndingWhoreMe 1d ago

I don't know if I should be sad because you called me a thief or upset that OP's wife invented a lemon that I actually don't want.

This isn't fair. None of this is fair.