r/mildlyinfuriating • • 13h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared No AI symbol is AI generated

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u/shiddedandfarded69 13h ago

The ones I implemented as a POC test for an educational client had a 98% success rate for detecting AI content. Unfortunately they also had an average 65% false-positive rate.

AI detection software has a long, loooong way to go. But they're already implemented everywhere sadly.

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u/nascent_aviator 13h ago

The ones I implemented as a POC test for an educational client had a 98% success rate

I read this as "person of color" test and was very confused/disturbed for a moment. 

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u/shiddedandfarded69 12h ago

Coincidentally one of the documents we fed it was an essay on segregation that was written in 1972. The top AI detection suite reported 83% (iirc) confidence that it was AI generated...

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u/REXIS_AGECKO 9h ago

Proof that skynet really did go back in time.

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u/arahman81 YELLOW 9h ago

As in it schlorped up the texts from the past to generate the current text.

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u/SlugCatBoi 13h ago

I can make an AI checker that correctly identifies 100% of AI content!

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u/thoawaydatrash 13h ago

if (True):

  is_ai_content=True

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u/SlugCatBoi 12h ago

func is_ai_content(){ return True }

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u/thoawaydatrash 12h ago

whoa whoa whoa, modularizing the check into a function? This is feeling pretty AI generated to me.

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u/SlugCatBoi 12h ago

My company requires functional programming.

They also require I use Claude, but that's unrelated.

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u/thoawaydatrash 12h ago

Are you a bot? You're legally required to tell me if you're a bot!

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u/SlugCatBoi 12h ago

No, I'm not a bot.


beep boop, I am a bot and this action was performed automatically. Please [suck my balls](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ if you have any questions or concerns)

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u/thoawaydatrash 12h ago

For you, anything, Mr. Astley.

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u/REXIS_AGECKO 9h ago

How do I know exactly where this link is gonna go before I even click it?

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u/Poppi_power 8h ago

if(goingToExplode) dont()

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u/CheezwizOfficial 13h ago

Me too! I just set it to "mark everything as AI".

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u/ThatCoolGuyNamedMatt 12h ago

That's the joke

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u/scarywolverine 1m ago

It will literally never get there because all generative ai does is mimic people so inevitably some people will write like ai

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u/JasonZep 10h ago

AI detection yes, synthID no.

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u/shiddedandfarded69 10h ago

Well, the institution is assuming potential offending students know enough to remove the synthID. That's like not wearing a mask when robbing a bank.

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u/resurrectedbear 9h ago

How do they remove the synthid? Isn’t it baked into the image?

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u/shiddedandfarded69 9h ago

I was speaking of AI generated text. There's tools out there that change the text to remove the word pattern scheme. Or the student can just change some of the wording themselves by just adopting synonyms.

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u/resurrectedbear 9h ago

Well, if they’re at least changing some words then they’re technically just doing exactly what kids in my school did back in the day. Read text book. Need to write something about what textbook taught. Basically write verbatim what the textbook said but change some words and the order itself to not plagiarize.