r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Fratzenfresse • 19h ago

Waffle house isnt made of waffles my hands do this every winter

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It doesn’t hurt but it’s annoying as hell

YES I MOISTURIZE

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u/somedudeonachair 19h ago

You're a human-lizard mix that sheds

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u/_zombie_k 19h ago

mf is growing bigger

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u/RegnarukDeez 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2

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u/Illustrious_South589 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/u8ontzUmtHnmuBt5IQ

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u/Ilikebatterfield4 12h ago

why is this a gif

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u/gigayoink 8m ago

It's easier to use the Reddit gif search than to find a still image

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u/New_Vegetable_3173 19h ago

That was the reaction I was looking for in the comment section to OP 😂

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u/New_Vegetable_3173 19h ago

OP said he is gay so I imagine that for a fair bit of each week, he is indeed, growing bigger

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u/_zombie_k 19h ago

No idea what this has to do with being gay, but okay.

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u/New_Vegetable_3173 19h ago

I was making a joke about his penis getting hard because there is a stereotype that gay men have sex more.
It's probably not true, but it's a joke so doesn't need to be true. And is not putting gay men down so isn't bullying aka is an actual joke not just being a dick and labelled as a joke

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u/tiedor 19h ago

We appreciate the effort. You should work on your joke building skills, but nonetheless you have heart and that needs to be addressed!

Wishing you it doesn't grow bigger as a gay person dick! That would be not a joking matter!

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u/New_Vegetable_3173 19h ago

Aaw thank you. I'm autistic so as long as I didn't offend anyone that's the main thing..jokes are hard

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u/eatmyshorzz 18h ago

Just like a penis

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u/DmanDam 18h ago

*A gay mans penis

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u/New_Vegetable_3173 18h ago

I think most penis (not idea what the plural is) can get hard.

Did you know that the clit also gets hard and the clit is actually larger than the penis (on average) but is nearly completely inside the body so (male) scientists didn't realise how larger it was until 1990 to 2005!

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u/Repulsive_Onion_5925 16h ago

Nice! I have indeed read articles stating straight married men’s dinkys get smaller as they age😢

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u/tubbytubbs666 18h ago

Are my small hands due to my lack of skin shedding?!

Excuse me, they're my tiny little man hands is what they are.

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u/New_Vegetable_3173 18h ago

As long ad you don't have little hand energy

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u/_zombie_k 16h ago

That’s the spirit!

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u/New_Vegetable_3173 15h ago

Thanks for the encouragement ☺️

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u/Edison_The_Pug 19h ago

You're a lizard Harry!

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u/Prixxii 19h ago

I’m a what?

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u/verminV 18h ago

Mark Zuckerberg.... is that you?

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u/SomeDumbPenguin 18h ago

Personally, I go for the two molt phase tendency... One in the fall & one in the spring

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u/Open_Price_1049 17h ago

OP's first name is Curtis?