r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Remote_Bookkeeper_46 • 23d ago

Unskippable ad The most blatantly obvious Amazon Prime ad I’ve ever seen right in the middle of my show

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u/AssociateDue6161 23d ago

Cause I’ve seen more spine in jelly fish

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u/919beachbum 23d ago

I’ve seen more guts in eleven year old kids

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u/Existing_Fig_7812 23d ago

So have another drink and drive yourself home

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u/PatientRazzmatazz599 23d ago

I hope there’s ice on all the roads

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u/Turbulent_Pin_9392 23d ago

So you can think of me, when you forget your seatbelt, THEN AGAIN WHEN YOUR HEAD GOES THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD.

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u/Arexahhh 23d ago

AND IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL A GETAWAY TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT AWAY WITH

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u/Turbulent_Pin_9392 23d ago

Cuz you left the frays, with the ties you severed, when you say “BEST FRIENDS, MEANS FRIENDS FOREVER.”

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u/modernagebaseball 23d ago

Everyone’s caught onto everything you do

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u/Arexahhh 22d ago

I’m so turned on about all this

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u/CelebrationCold1682 23d ago

and fallen in love with 15 year old kids.....or something like that can't remember

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u/translinguistic 23d ago

Obligatory "Fuck Jesse Lacey". They used to be my #2 favorite band in the world