r/memes • u/Cuneus-Maximus Cringe Factory • 15h ago

so much freedumb

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u/Valcuda 12h ago

Anyone know what species that fish is?

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u/Cuneus-Maximus Cringe Factory 12h ago

red-lipped batfish

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei 11h ago

The kind that doesn’t take the cigarette out of its mouth, to put in its lipstick.
winks from across the bar
“Hey there sweetie”
takes long drag

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u/_gmmaann_ 9h ago

With a voice as smooth as a gravel drive

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u/Havoccity 10h ago

AI generated red lipped batfish. Its sadly one of the most commonly AI generated fish on the internet

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u/MrNotdefault 10h ago

Too poor to understand home ownership problems.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus Cringe Factory 9h ago

got bad news, you can rent in a HOA

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u/Zestyclose-Try-5214 12h ago

REPORT HIM! REPORT HIM!

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/Cuneus-Maximus Cringe Factory 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/b1mCwGMG8Ka0NCApGj

Yes.

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u/ExO_o 12h ago

what's it called? apart from karen

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u/Cuneus-Maximus Cringe Factory 12h ago

red-lipped batfish

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u/innocent-boy-69 Halal Mode 9h ago

As an non-american, what's the reason to have HOA? Is this their only purpose in the life, to strip every single penny from every house owner?

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u/UnquietParrot65 3h ago

Theoretically, the primary intention of HOAs is the exact opposite - to make its members wealthier by preserving their property values. They try to achieve this by setting a collectively agreed standard for how all properties in their neighborhood will be maintained. For example, if one person in a neighborhood allows their home to fall into disrepair, it will negatively affect the values of everyone else’s properties in the area. HOAs are designed to prohibit anyone from causing problems like that.

The issue with all this is that the people who seek decision making power within HOAs almost invariably fall into 2 categories:
1) Power-tripping bastards who get their kicks from finding new and innovative ways to abuse their authority with the goal of making their neighbors miserable.
2) Old people who literally have nothing left happening in their lives, so they devote an obsessive amount of time to enforcing the HOA. They also make everyone else miserable because of their tendency to jump on others for the most minor and inconsequential reasons, like the scenario described by the meme.

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u/KillaklanGaming 🎃Happy Spooktober🎃 3h ago

HOAs are formed by a neighborhood of people, who agree to certain rules they make to create an ideal version of the "perfect" neighborhood. However some people inplant themselves in a newly built area and list their home as an HOA so others who move in play by their self made rules. This allows the one who made the rules to collect "fines" from those who don't follow them. Most HOAs work like a company with a board to maximize property value so they can overprice their 2nd home to someone who will in turn, have to pay fees and fines

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u/Zarkanthrex 1h ago

If run correctly, it does make sense. The downside, it never makes sense. Old people sign up for it. My neighborhood got overruled by them but they can't make me do anything. I'll fight tooth and nail to be as annoying as possible until they leave, or try something. I was there before they were and I'll do what I want with my house.

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u/RichieRocket Professional Dumbass 6h ago

stupid fucking fish, doesnt know they are supposed to swim

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u/Recentstranger 9h ago

They're really out there at 5am with a clipboard

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u/AggravatingShape5738 11h ago

Not them measuring your grass blades with a micrometer. Truly tragic.

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u/NittanyScout 10h ago

Making my way downtown

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u/Zarkanthrex 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D7z8JfNANqahW

I live in a neighborhood with an HoA. Fun part I didn't sign no bell so they can eat my dick. It's awesome to fuck with them.