r/memes • u/miielsuave • 1d ago

One is slightly darker black, okay?

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u/delet_yourself 1d ago

I got 3 jeans of the same brand and like 6 shirts of the same brand, all same color too. I literally have a default outfit like a gta character

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u/natziel 1d ago

Black clothes are the best

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u/Recentstranger 1d ago

No one robs a background character

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/tycho-42 21h ago

Are they all black? Or are 5 in a dark black and 5 in a slightly darker black?

  • Sterling Archer

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u/LollipopPaws 22h ago

Most of my wardrobe is black. It’s such a calming color. I never get tired of it.

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u/deepdistortion 1d ago

I have 3 brands of plain black t shirt, 2 of each, for a total of 6 plain black t shirts.

For what it's worth, No Boundaries is sub-par, got holes after a few months, is now for yardwork and such only. Wrangler is decent, but surprisingly Caterpillar Inc makes some nice t shirts for a company that mainly sells bulldozers. Wish I had bought more when I saw them at Costco.

I wear Hawaiian shirts on the weekend, because I like them too.

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u/JocoLabs 1d ago

Archer asking woodhouse to sort his collection of all black turtlenecks is classic

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u/Teh_Real_Pootattoo 20h ago

When the company I worked for took away our company paid uniform service, I bought 7 each black pullover pocket polo shirts and Dickies cargo pants.

Dressed like that for years, and still do occasionally after I retired.

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u/rotciwicky 22h ago

Only down side for me is that it’s impossible for me to find a specific piece of clothing or shirt without taking 10-15 minutes to find it among the rest.

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u/cyberzues 16h ago

This is so me

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u/ruminatingpoet 15h ago

Wow, the post resonates with me.

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u/Immediate-Cloud-1771 1d ago

What you wear is what you are. And i dont change much

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u/Significant_Trade856 1d ago

Your whites look clean enough to eat

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u/red_wiki 23h ago

That clothespin grip means business, he already found the imposter one.

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u/hassel_the_hoff 22h ago

Gildan is my favorite brand

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u/Simian_Garfunkel 22h ago

Guy I used to work with would say 'I wear black 'cause it's the color of my lungs' as he was blowing smoke rings.

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u/5p1c3nut 21h ago

I've got about 25 of the same black underpants l, however, people have never expressed this..

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u/Perfect-Slip7041 18h ago

I never wear jeans anymore. It's all black pants. Worked at a restaurant, bought too many

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u/CpTKugelHagel 18h ago

Frfr I bought like 30 of the same black t-shirt, cuz they are comfy, fit good and I never have to sort my laundry by color cuz its all black anyways lmao

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u/RutabagaDelicious903 18h ago

It be slimming okay

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u/fading_harbor3 18h ago

Graphic designers just saw this and started sweating lol.

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u/Idola_Lunaris 17h ago

ME. The same fucking pairs of black vest + black sweatpants. I'm trying to branch out now that I'm in my 30s though.

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u/IanAlvord 14h ago

This is me.

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u/dre_valle 1h ago

Mfs that only wear black always got a certain aroma to them 😂