r/meme • u/Mysterious_Yak420 WARNING: RULE 1 • 1d ago

Harsh

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u/Character-Q 1d ago

When I’m in the middle of talking to the 10/10 nurse and the doctor ask what I want to name the STD they just discovered

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u/Sensitive_Goose_8902 1d ago

Damn, going down in history, unlike the rest of us

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u/Iasterielle 1d ago

Plot twist: The doc is interrupting because he’s already banging the nurse.

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u/Same-Possession2737 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bro’s already planning the divorce, child support before the baby’s even opened his eyes

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u/JohnPoet27 1d ago

You really think bro wants to have custody? Lol

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u/O_gr 1d ago

What if bro has game for both?

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u/t-o-m-u-s-a 1d ago

Where’s the coffee machine

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u/sallysippin 1d ago

Are you the male or the female?

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u/Abitruff 1d ago

Nurse could be either too

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 1d ago

And you look back at the nurse and she's suddenly turned into skeletor.

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u/NutBusster69 1d ago

The job is done, boss. Baby is alive. Just got done seeing the baby moma at her ugliest, don't want to see that again. Just put the bill on my tab and I'll pay it never, thanks doc. Now begone from me.

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u/PlayfulAd3225 1d ago

Not now please 

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u/RoxyMoonGoddess 1d ago

That kid is going to hate roll call 💀

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u/NI_ROB 1d ago

I am arranging a new mommy for my baby 🍼

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u/Starin44 1d ago

Priorities are fully locked in, respect the grind

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u/mr_malfeasance 1d ago

What nurse is taking the time out to chat up a douche in a delivery room?

Also, i spent the 24hs or so my son's mom was in prelabor trying to convince the nurses that I didn't need to sit on the stool way off to the side.

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u/inothatidontno 1d ago

The abusrdity is the joke my friend.

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u/Budget_Middle6595 1d ago

Neki kar dariya me daal