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This map has been banned in 207 countries 2026 In a Nutshell

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u/macjr82 Map Porn Renegade 12h ago

What's Africa and South America doing?

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u/Jomgui 12h ago

Trying

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u/-TheWarrior74- 3h ago

they're doing their best.

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u/Polandgod75 11h ago edited 10h ago

East africa is doing their 30 years war and west Africa, it coup time!

South american going red to blue

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u/breadandolive 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zaMmJGxFJsimzsHIWb

South America just South Americking

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u/scoutmet 6h ago

South America sadly rolled a 7, so they're becoming nationalist now

The entire continent is basically a dice roll

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 2h ago

I didn't see "blame Europe" on either of those options tho

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u/Riziter 9h ago

Well Africa’s busy gearing up for war against an army with 90 year old equipment

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u/Annual_Builder_1459 12h ago

full time chilling

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u/chmod_7d20 11h ago

Just don't look too close

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u/Dunotuansr 12h ago

bing chilling

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u/pedvoca 9h ago

Most definitely not

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u/Repulsive_Might_3768 10h ago

Keeping their heads above water

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u/LakyousSama 5h ago

They've been stabbed by others in the past and proceeded to continue stabbing themselves

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u/electrical-stomach-z 7h ago

Africa would be the same image as the USA here.

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u/Pitmidget 2h ago

Partying with us here in Australia

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u/Floridaish0t 10h ago

Same thing as 2016, 2006, 1996, 1986, etc, etc.

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u/VladimirBarakriss I'm an ant in arctica 9h ago

Sorry but we were doing vastly different things in each of those

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u/HelixFollower 7h ago

Yeah, one decade nearly all of South America has right-wing governments and the other decade nearly all of South America has left-wing governments.

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u/IncognitoWolf98 10h ago

The same thing lmaoo

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u/ozneoknarf 7h ago

As a South Americas same as always. Just working enough that we don’t collapse but we are also broke as hell too. 

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u/Klefth 9h ago

South America is doing whatever Trump wants it to.

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u/ElectroNikkel 5h ago

our worst :,c

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u/sindervaal 9h ago

As a South American, we're trying to resist the far right. We're not good at it, go ask Lula

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u/HelixFollower 7h ago

Same here to be honest. If we figure it out we'll let you know, and if you figure it out let us know, okay?

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u/sindervaal 7h ago

Where are you from? If you're from Europe, hang in there, I hope Putin and his reactionary regime fall. If you're from the United States, your government, whether the Democrats or Democrats, is responsible for the new rise of the far right, a new Operation Condor, which seeks to benefit American and Israeli companies in behalf of the peoples of Latam. Fuck Cerimedo and his bots

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u/spyluke If I see another repost I will shoot this puppy 9h ago

The same

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u/Rex_Coolguy_Prime 10h ago

I really like the little touch that England isn't included in the map of Europe there

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u/DogitWoofsalot 6h ago

We used to be a real country...

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u/BuckLuny 1h ago

If you want we can invade you again. It worked last time in 1688.

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u/Lonely_Illustrator33 5h ago

They should also be stabbing

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u/ApprehensiveFan1516 5h ago

It's funny how we have a reputation for knife crime in the UK, especially among Americans, yet the US knife crime statistics are actually much higher than ours per capita lol.

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u/Anarune 4h ago

They probably meant it in a way that England also destroys itself like US and Russia does, which would be true

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u/ApprehensiveFan1516 4h ago

Ooh yeah my bad, completely missed that aha!

https://giphy.com/gifs/80TEu4wOBdPLG

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u/Lonely_Illustrator33 4h ago

I wasn’t alluding to knife crime. American crime stats are much worse

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u/Ascii-CoDA2148 11h ago

What’s America doing to the other guy? Molestation?

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u/Substantial-Flow-468 11h ago

That's Israel and America is handing him 18 trillion dollars, of course

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u/cookieclickerfan547 4h ago

brother i thought it was 18+

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u/Electrical_Sorbet_31 10h ago

"They aren't really shooting us."

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u/Cualkiera67 9h ago

if that cliff falls the ship will capsize anyway. win win for the rest of the world

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u/Rackelhardt 9h ago

Idk if it's a WIN for the rest of the world if EU collapses tbh...

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u/Alarming-Marzipan-26 9h ago

That fact would actually be a feat for the U.N because having their removal be a good thing indicates doing something bad and they can’t do anything at all.

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u/DogTierJade 9h ago

doomspire brickbattle reference

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u/Equinoxe111 1h ago

Fearing Russia is like fearing a kitten pretending to be a tiger

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u/Electronic_Leek9147 1h ago

Have you seen election interferences? Donald Trump, Brexit, every European far right paty like AfD.

These fuckers may be losers because of the stupid war, but they're dragging us down with them.

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u/Fabian_Internet France was an Inside Job 1h ago

These bastards are playing the long game

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u/Perepusa 1h ago

One of my favorite anecdotes:

Two Russians met in the subway. One was reading a Western newspaper.

“Vasya, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an anti-Russian newspaper?”

“I did read Russian newspapers, and what did I see? Corruption everywhere, poverty, repression, war, people leaving... But what do I see here? Russia elected Trump, Russia runs Europe, Russia controls gas, hackers, and bots, Russia rules the world. That’s much more pleasant to read.”

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u/Electronic_Leek9147 1h ago

I mean it sure is a funny one, however one needs to admit that sabotage operations like funding a foreign political party or running bot servers costs much less than investing billions in new infrastructure for your country.

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u/WilliShaker 5h ago

It’s hilarious how the world sees America has the big bad now when it used to be Chinac it all change in like what, 2 years? That’s a major 180

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u/ClassicHistorian9013 4h ago

no chinese called me a colonizer and said that I should die even though I am east european and nobody in my family ever left my country, but americans constantly do it, no chinese caused my family financial distress like the 2008 financial crisis, americans did, no chinese started wars ever since I was born, americans did, no chinese caused the fuel shortage that is ruining my country, americans did, no chinese soldier was stationed in my country and killed/raped people, but americans did. The big bad was always america foe every person outside of it

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u/NaZul15 58m ago

Americans will still act like they're everyone's savior 🤦‍♂️

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u/chinese_beaver 2h ago

Are you Serb?

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u/Evening_Respond3492 4h ago

USA was always the big bad one except for the western world. Now it’s the big bad one in the entire world.

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u/No-Potential4834 3h ago

I mean China didn't start a war for no reason by bombing a school and killing 160 little girls.

It's insane that anyone would think China is the big bad when America literally has spent the entire 21st century at war and bombing various countries.

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u/surprise_cum 3h ago

Hey let's not let them off the hook for the uighur genocide

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u/okbuddyfourtwenty 2h ago

Or threathening and tricking dissidents abroad to return to China so they can be punished by their judicial systen

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u/Few-Advantage2538 2h ago

To be honest, I think the idea of getting criminals who fled to foreign countries to be judged by the judicial system is pretty popular amongst most people. 

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u/okbuddyfourtwenty 2h ago

Hah "criminals" .... all they do is voice their opinions on the chinese government... its an infringement on human life if you ask me, and extremely disrespectfull how they open their own extra judicial police departments in france, where they have 0 right to operate

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u/Few-Advantage2538 2h ago

I said criminals purely on a legal sense. The problem most people have is with it being considered a crime, not with them being unable to run away

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u/m00nk3y 2h ago

No amount of whataboutism is going to rehabilitate China. This is nuts.

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u/AlexandraMaryWindsor 5h ago

Orange man bad america bad

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u/Unlucky-Meringue4813 5h ago

Unironically true.

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u/_Fox_464 4h ago

No orange man america still bad

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u/FSpursy 3h ago

china bad is basically just because the image of what china was 30-40 years ago still stuck on people, and the billions of money spent to discredit China on media.

like every country, there are good and bad, but the bad of china always speaks louder because the negative emotions people are fed over the years.

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u/I_am_person_being 2h ago

Actually 30 years ago China was arguably at its most chill its been since the founding of the PRC, much more than it is now honestly. The China bad image is much older, dating back to at least the '70s and the end of the Vietnam War

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u/FSpursy 1h ago

that bad is connected to all the hate towards communism etc.

what i mean is more about the uneducated people china, the dirty china, the no doors toilets.

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u/MasterSmileGer_1 5h ago edited 4h ago

Correction, China only ever was "the Big Bad" in US eyes, almost no other country concidered China as bad.

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u/outback-gnome 5h ago

I’m not quite sure that’s accurate… they literally have had ground combat with India somewhat recently

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u/ExpansivePoint 5h ago

Sure no other country other than India, Vietnam, Japan, The Philippines, Taiwan, Australia, South Korea, France, the Netherlands, Germany, Sweden, Canada... you know what, it's easier to just link this.

The US has it's fair share of shit, specially under this admin, but let's not go pretending China is the Mr. Rogers of the global community, lmao.

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u/thepronpage 4h ago

Except that your research was from 2024. The latest from 2026 shows China is seen more favourable than US.

https://www.pewresearch.org/global/2026/07/15/people-in-many-countries-now-view-china-more-positively-than-the-u-s/

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u/No_Clue4405 4h ago

I would like to add that a lot of the countries in this list receive a lot of Chinese funding. For example, the top of the list is Pakistan, a country which relies on Chinese cash to function. Meanwhile, if we look at the Philippines, the Philippines hates China because they have been actively fighting their Navy across the year. Not to mention the Japanese Chinese arms race, China funding the Russian war in Ukraine, etc

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u/thepronpage 4h ago

I would also add that lots of countries who views US favourably has received lots of US funding too, or have their foreign policy dominated by the US. Take Ferdinand Marcos Jr in Phillipines, for example, whose family stole so much wealth from the Filipinos, shielded and protected by the US, and is now back in Phillipines raiding the second round. Many countries basically have their foreign and domestic policies dominated by the US, like UK, Aus, SK and Jp. Also like to note that, China is Ukraine's largest single trade partner.

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u/ExpansivePoint 4h ago

From that article

More also have confidence in Xi than Trump

Lol no shit, that's more a testament of how atrocious Trump is than China suddenly not being the antagonistic country it's been for decades.

Business is business and right now the US is being led by a casino bankrupting "businessman" talking about invading other countries, kind of like China does. We get to go back to the sane country we were, China has been off their nut for decades.

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u/MasterSmileGer_1 4h ago
  1. Your Data is Old.

  2. Almost no Country is as Anti-China as the US. It's basically taught at US schools that China=Bad. Every US American thinks China=Bad.

In Developed Countrys like Germany we are more Neutral to China, we don't like some actions China does, but every country has it's flaws and China is by far not the most hated one.

Infact the US is way more hated then China, the US is almost at the same level of hate as North Corea is.

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u/TheLazyScarecrow 4h ago

*re-developed countries like Germany

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u/MasterSmileGer_1 4h ago

Yes, redeveloped twice and still more developed then the US.

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u/Specific_Box4483 5h ago

Europe, India, Japan and few other countries have been fairly anti-China for a while.

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u/MasterSmileGer_1 4h ago edited 4h ago

First of all, Europe is not a Country.

Second of all, That is not true, almost no country is as "anti China" as the US.

European Countrys for example try to get less dependant on china, does not mean we don't like China.

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u/aggressivelyautistic 7h ago

After reading the comments I've come to the conclusion that the entire world is just kinda collapsing in on itself

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u/invock 5h ago

Yes, hi, hello! IPCC here. We warned, like a lot. Repeatedly.
But apparently "History ended" and "there [was] no alternative".
We're just scientists and experts here, not shrinks. We had no recourse to prescribe drugs against monomania and suicidal tendencies to the leaders of the "free world".
.... sorry.

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u/BeanOfKnowledge If you see me post, find shelter immediately 2h ago

From the comments, I've also come to the conclusion that this image is
EU propaganda
PRC propaganda
and, fascinatingly,
US propaganda.

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u/Equinoxe111 1h ago

That's why Reddit isn't a good source for your knowledge.

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u/Cyber_Von_Cyberus 3h ago

Pretty much, yeah.

Try as you might to stay uninvolved with the bad decisions of megalomaniacs across the world, your wallet will still feel the effects.

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u/BeanOfKnowledge If you see me post, find shelter immediately 11h ago edited 2h ago

China is also dead btw (It isn't but there's like five different comments about the EU so I'm commenting this for balance)

Edit: The replies seem to show that some of you can't read. Like why are you trying to debate me on something that I straight up stated I do not believe.

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u/Diogenesthefried 10h ago

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u/Taxfraud777 9h ago edited 9h ago

You can also make the exact same collage, but then with thumbnails about how China is the country of the future and will/has overtaken the US. You know what? I will make one myself

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u/Diogenesthefried 9h ago

I mean, it probably will in a couple decades. It's not like history stopped and the west will be the most powerful forever

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u/michelangelo2626 10h ago

Sure man, just like all the other times western media said they were dead

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u/IA_99 9h ago

China has a bunch of big problems, that is true and most western country’s would get crushed by them.

However, china has something that the western country’s don’t have and that is centralised power with no legal frame to hit the brakes.

This makes it possible for them to easily and most importantly swiftly offset any problem they could face. They can also use it for long term planning, which will always come out on top compared to short term deals focused on election cycles like in the west.

So they traded freedom of individuals for stability of the country. Both sides have flaws and the outcome is tied to the competence of the people in power, which is one person in china and the electorate in the west.

The main problem china has, was tying itself to the western market, which now slowly pulls them down under with them. The other problems are internally and can just be fixed through some sort of oppressive power move.

So who is the bigger fool? The people voting for their own destruction or the person betting on the self destructive people?

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u/SuspiciousNewAccount 8h ago

Centralization of power is much more likely to be their downfall.  Their president for life has seen to it that there's no one fit to replace him.

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u/Bonitlan If I see another repost I will shoot this puppy 6h ago

Yeah, with centralization you are always betting it all on a single point of failure. Yes with China it may be that this single point of failure is very sophisticated in design, but everything breaks eventually

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u/Highsky151 5h ago

China and its people demand a centralised government. "The country, long divided, must unite" is the most famous quote from their most popular book. China is also the most successful country with centralised government, so it is not wonder they stick to it

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u/LeMe-Two 1h ago

> The country, long divided, must unite

The country long united must divide, long divided must unite, thus has always been

This is the full quote and it refers to the cycle of China breaking apart and reuniting :v

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u/Hoptlite 8h ago

China's other weakness is its economy which is basically the most cut throat version of capitalism in existence, its how their housing market collapsed, alot of excess and then XI decided to slam in the breaks and the entire thing imploded like lightning with no controls. Their health system is also barely holding because they dont belive in taxation which we saw in covid where their hospitals collapsed and the had to remain locked down for longer than anywhere else otherwise they'd get another epidemic

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u/Elektrycerz 1h ago

My image growing 2 years later, nice

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u/PanPieCake 8h ago

China enjoying the love of reddit chuds after purging the HQ of its military and losing to Phillipine fishing boats

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u/Training_Hurry_5653 5h ago

Mean while the USA is enjoying the love of Twitter chuds after purging the HQ of its military and losing to Iranian fishing boats

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u/PanPieCake 5h ago

Can you please link any source where US lost to fishing boats?And being demoted or fired in military is not equivalent to getting a life sentence...Hope it helps ❤️

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u/Youcants1tw1thus 6h ago

I just want to point out that New England is surviving this.

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u/Training_Hurry_5653 5h ago

New Hampshire is trying really hard not to

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u/Django_Fandango 3h ago

legendary шкя reference

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u/Hhhhkvivuv 1h ago

Yeah. That's what happens when you don't know how to distinguish chervya ot oparisha

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u/Abject_Appeal_7864 31m ago

Ступор мозговины! Не иначе!

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u/Bottle_Gnome 12h ago

It's ok. My state hasnt been stabbed

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u/BoNixIs40 6h ago

You missed Europe self-immolating.

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u/EmperorImBored 2h ago

Lowkey all the biggest regions kinda fumbled the bag for this arc ngl. China on the demographic cliff, USA decided to elect the dumbest mfs possible, Europe lowkey going economically nowhere, Russia just kinda in general. I don't think these problems are as bad for some as for others. Russia for instance is by the far the most cooked, they have no close allies, a completely dysfunctional economy, and a shrinking population- whereas the USA can just decide to elect competent people again and recover some of what it's lost and Europe is wealthy enough and has a high enough quality of life to take some punches and still stand tall. China is the big unknown- their economy could persist with automation and scaled up factory work while potentially beginning to dominate the US in capital-intensive manufacturing despite a fast shrinking population. They could also just not be able to handle losing that many people so quickly- or it could even benefit people since as they lose jobs they lose people faster and all of a sudden a lack of workers rights stays fine. They could come out stronger or vastly weaker- we don't know

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u/NorwegianCanuck 1h ago

"USA can just decide to elect competent people again" Oh you sweet summer child

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u/EmperorImBored 1h ago

I mean as competent as the rest of the world lol. I don't see any true master statesmen out there anymore. Even Xi doesn't seize on the moment as much as he could.

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u/nozelt 14m ago

You’re totally right but also wrong.

Electing someone with an average level of competence would be a huge step in the right direction but it will take a long time to undo the policy changes and damage to international relationships, not to mention the culture change as well.

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u/arbeit22 32m ago

Yeah, I don't think the US can recover that easily. It's going to be a huge amount of work to regain trust from other countries. They really taught everyone what happens when your economy depends largely on trading with this one other country and those governments learnt to diversify. Namely Canada, their historically closest ally, has the probably the worst view of the US out of them all, in all senses, specially since the US continues to hint that they'll conquer them and renaming things on the most stupid things in the map.

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u/AsianCivicDriver 9h ago

You be dense to believe state controlled media would let any thing that will make them look bad to air

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u/_straight_vibes_ 7h ago

Where does the land of kangaroos fit into this?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Swim784 12h ago

Europa *uck itself too

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u/Dexter4L 11h ago

whoever made this has a very strict and narrow minded political opinion on what’s going on in the world right now.

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u/Shermico 11h ago

Look at the doctor making a thesis on a simple Image.

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u/der_chrischn 10h ago

Of course, it's a super serious doctor sub. Thesises thingies are in high demand.

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u/Juste-un-autre-alt 9h ago

Politics aside it's still correct. Russia is destroying themselves with their failed attempt in Ukraine and the US well... is it really necessary to explain it?

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u/Advarrk 10h ago

Enlightened centrist ass take lol

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u/Salvage570 9h ago

It's not centrist to point out the EUs struggle with the rise of far-right politicians or china for being an authoritarian censor state. That just takes the barest amount of attention to global news outlets 

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u/Advarrk 8h ago

You are saying any of that is worse than what US and Russia is doing

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u/HotDogMan8143 Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 8h ago

“so you hate waffles” ass comment

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u/Salvage570 8h ago

No genius it's all wrong but for some interesting reason any criticism of china is met with a flood of vitriol. Maybe we shouldn't work to convince people that the genocidal authoritarian censor state is actually a good guy, because they aren't.

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u/unkindledphoenix 6h ago

you all really glaze china way too much when they play a big role in how bad the world is today too

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u/cornonthekopp I'm an ant in arctica 6h ago

This isnt even china glaze its just the chinese government isnt actively trying to destroy themselves like the usa is lol

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u/StarHusk 6h ago

What has china done?

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u/Opposite_Durian5006 6h ago

They got me addicted to geek bars and temu

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u/DependentNo1079 5h ago

They also got me on their dang gacha games!

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u/Majestic_Ground7718 4h ago

Have you seen their anime? It's not good.

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u/cookieclickerfan547 4h ago

8/10 ragebait. its good bait byt anyone can see that its bait

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u/xxwww 4h ago

Glorious China literally spent weeks completely lying out their butt about covid and arresting reporters and whistleblowers. Even in big bad Russia we knew about that lady with the plague within days

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_misinformation_by_China

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u/MathematicianTop9519 5h ago

That's not relevant to the joke though. It's about countries fucking themselves over, not the rest of the world. 

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u/Recent_Experience475 9h ago

Europe is economically stangnent and unproductive other than the Scandinavian countries plus Switzerland and the Netherlands. The biggest economies of France, Germany, UK (fuck you UK, you are European whether you like it or not), are economically stangnent.

The US is politically disfunctional but it is still strong in all the right ways (economy, military). If Americans would take their heads out if their asses and get rid of that idiotic fat pedophile running their country they would basically have no problems (at a high level).

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u/powerthrust69 8h ago

Just waiting the guy out at this point. He can’t last much longer, right?

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u/Pineapple_Snail 7h ago

We Americans respect democracy and will wait for the elected representative to end his term.

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u/Slaapkoppp 6h ago

Largest 3rd world country on the planet

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u/Opening_Pizza 8h ago

I don't think you've thought of how this benefits the political career of Benjamin Netanyahu you anti-semite.

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u/Fredford_3301 8h ago

So f*cking true that I'm literally want to kms

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u/ozneoknarf 7h ago

All the other four are stabbing Europe too and Europe is writting a strongly worded letter back 

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u/BloodHurricane 5h ago

Yeah, so far I agree.

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u/Merriadoc33 2h ago

Think Europe should have a singular dagger. Or punching itself in the face

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u/Chinjurickie 1h ago

Russia is objectively hurting themselves more.

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u/WritingSouth8903 1h ago

as a Russian, I can confirm. I'm fucking scared to imagine what will happen within next 5-10 years and I can't even leave from here

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u/JotunRider_KJRL 8m ago

Man, you're the fucking optimist. 5-10 years here, of course - I'm not sure if I will live to see 2027

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u/Ben10-fan-525 53m ago

Why did you blank out the Balkans?

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u/Czzavarsh 29m ago

Yep everything is fine in the EU, no muslim rape gangs, no murderous refugees, no child marriage, nope.

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u/gaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbio 6m ago

You should add some scratches to Europe too

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u/Crude_Classic 11h ago

Really it's all four of them stabbing themselves repeatedly.

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u/SpyMainWeeb 58m ago

All things considered, Russia is actually alright. Yeah Ukraine is a little shitty but it's not the worst thing that can happen to Russia. Not the worst thing that has happened to Russia either.

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u/Rex-1988 12h ago

Europe is fucking dead btw

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u/Suitable_Bag_3956 11h ago

As an European I can confirm, I am dead.

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u/truncatedChronologis 12h ago

Gonna Freeze to Death I hear...

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u/FRcomes Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 10h ago

EUROPE IS DEAD?!

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u/bizzub 8h ago

Where were you when Europe is kill…

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u/gbmaulin 5h ago

I was home in uk when I get phone call

Brother Europe is kill

No

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u/ApprehensivePay1735 7h ago

The continent with high standards of living, long life expectancy, excellent health care, great food and natural beauty is "dead"? Gotta say for someone who has spent plenty of time there you might have your metrics wrong.

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u/Efishrocket102 7h ago

Nine month account with 475k karma

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u/Pares_Marchant 8h ago

as an european it's crazy that people actually believe that.

I think you've been lied to by grifters sadly.

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u/panzzersoldat 8h ago

they think if all the metrics that mean fuck all to the average person aren't up up up it's "dead"

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u/ourcityofdreams 12h ago

lol russia thinking of running in there and special military operation’ing it? Hahaha lozers

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u/Brief-Walk-5409 2h ago

???? Why would it be dead?

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u/Temporary_Fun6650 9h ago

Europe looks implausibly resilient. It has been doing the same thing America has been doing since 2022 (or even earlier).

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u/sexy_latias 4h ago

Declaring wars on everyone and starting trade wars with everyone?

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u/Minkgyee 3h ago

I’m not a big fan of China but I’ve been told by capitalists that competition in the free market is good.

Why not compete with the Chinese as equals, rather than them remain an export base for all our manufacturing?

It seems like America only deems a nation friendly if I has or can turn its government and culture into a factory of its own production. Hence Venezuela overnight becomes an ally once its pesky leader is removed and the new leader sends free oil over.

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u/OneEggOmelette 2h ago

Because china drop the prices on purpose to kill our industries then they raise the prices. Cmon mate it is not exactly hard to understand. Amazon did it.

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u/GeorgesMyGueule 2h ago

Ok Xi Jinping, no need to hide you can come out now..

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u/coopdog06555 5h ago

CCP impressed

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u/jimrdg 5h ago

You forget CCP is doing the same thing as US and Russia do.

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u/Strange_Sound5450 3h ago

cia agents working overtime

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u/Lit_blog 1h ago

By that logic, Europe should be standing in a noose with a gun to its temple, and the stool kicked out from under its feet by a migrant.

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 11h ago

Europe is also stabbing itself and China is desperately trying to find RAM

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u/dzindevis 10h ago

Real ball knowers remember that originally russia was the one stabbing istelf in this meme

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u/michelangelo2626 10h ago

Inb4 France has to be smudged out

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u/-Nimroth 6h ago

I didn't know Switzerland had joined the EU. lol

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u/Accomplished_Day7594 6h ago

Europe stabbed itself even more

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u/Ok-Discount9637 4h ago

If US is portrayed stabbing itself, Europe shoud have shotgun to its head.

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u/Carolus-Rex- 4h ago

Inaccurate, most of Europe should also be stabbing itself

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u/Status-Operation-705 3h ago

This is shockingly accurate😮😮😮

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u/Unfair_Constant361 3h ago

The Europeans thought they were aligned with the U.S. against China. The U.S. didn’t see it that way and threw Europe under the bus. Now, there is a fear in Europe that the Americans might strike a deal with the Chinese behind their backs.

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u/BlandPotatoxyz 3h ago

The china propaganda machine really showing itself here

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u/breadoftheoldones 1h ago

Europe needs to Drink

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u/LordSupergreat 1h ago

If I was the United States, I too would be trying to cut Ohio out of myself with a knife.

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u/fiswiz 1h ago

europe does the same with their "green" economy self-killing it in mass scale

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u/Sowmya-v-gowda 1h ago

Lmao. What about India and South East Asian countries gng

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u/Puke_Buster_2007 1h ago

Who was it made by? I recognize the artstyle of faces

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u/UniversalAdaptor 1h ago

Wut da dog doin

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u/Chemical-Skill-126 52m ago

The EU is still in a awful position

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u/initial_sadge 34m ago

Russia is ballin rn fr, big bro got the middle age crisis.

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u/DildontOrDildo 16m ago

Canada should be getting ready to seduce Europe. Greenland should look uncomfortable.

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u/pebis_man_ 14m ago

cmon europe is stabbing itself too

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u/Important-Order-897 13m ago

In realtà l'Europa si sta tagliando le palle da sola