r/mapporncirclejerk • • 11h ago

🚨🚨 Conceptual Genius Alert 🚨🚨 Europe is really big!

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u/craigechoes9501 10h ago

You can even be in 4 states at once in the US. Only my left hand has been to Utah. Good times.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 8h ago

I ran though 4 states once and it only took a second.

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u/J3sush8sm3 6h ago

Im always in a state of denial

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u/Jazzlike_Rent_1099 9h ago

8 hours reading these post. Same chair

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u/RouteAverage3112 8h ago

How slow is your reading speed?

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u/Jazzlike_Rent_1099 8h ago

Yes. And there are a ton of posts like this

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u/RouteAverage3112 8h ago

Sorry i read these as this. My bad

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u/Melodic_Let_6465 10h ago

Theres a spot in the us where you can walk and be in 4 states in less than a minute.  Fastest was about 4 seconds

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u/pinniped90 10h ago

/uj Going on a 2-week Norwegian roadie is on my bucket list.

I want to go all the way to the "Please don't urinate in the direction of Russia" sign.

A sign that's in English, in case you're wondering who urinates in the direction of Russia.

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u/Seeggul 6h ago

Meanwhile, me, day 3 of being stuck in that giant traffic circle in London:

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u/titaniumalt 11h ago

State ≠ state

"Sem pedágios", are you portuguese, brazillian or what?

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u/AliceCordenalhe 11h ago

That's the point of the joke... and I am from Brazil.

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u/Catsanddoges 10h ago

Move to albania

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u/GrapefruitForward196 10h ago

it will always be funny to me that we drew the USA states borders randomly with a ruler following what we did to Africa

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u/Russian-pepper 4h ago

17 hours - 2 states visited (Russia)

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u/Chupta 10h ago

4 states and 2 nations. If you never leave a Rez are you even in the state?

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u/Technical-Display-36 9h ago

Sweden is like a really long penis. 

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u/Fairy_Catterpillar 9h ago

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u/SendMeAnyPic 7h ago

Ever since the castration the helmet has migrated to the north while southern Norway & southern Sweden have become testicles. The white is up north, so it all makes sense now.

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u/Its_Sharky18 10h ago

European here. Europe is not that big. From Amsterdam to Moscow is about 2.500km, NYC to LA is 4.500km. Europe is not tiny but it’s in no way huge. You can probably see every country in a month.

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u/Extrashiny 9h ago

I own a map so I've already seen every country and it barely took 3 hours

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u/Its_Sharky18 9h ago

Google maps would have saved you 2 hours and 59 minutes

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u/CasualThought2 9h ago

See as in expirience it or just take a look and that's done?

I always hear how it takes more than a week to see Disneyland, and that's just one part of Paris.

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u/Its_Sharky18 9h ago

All terms recording the topic are very subjective.

I think you could get a vague view of the dominant culture of a country in half a day to a day. And with about 25-30 countries in Europe that would be 1 a day. Especially in the Benelux, Balkan and Baltic regions that’s doable due to geographic proximity.

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u/Erchevara 8h ago

I mean, seeing them (just surface level) is harder than it seems.

Like, yeah, you can check 3/4 of the countries by doing doing 3 straight lines and 24 hours drives (that's 2 weeks in practice).

But good luck checking the rest within 2 weeks. Portugal, Ireland/UK, Iceland, Malta, Cyprus, half the other Nordics (you can't really optimize those straight lines for all 4 of them), then the microstates. Just an airport connection doesn't really count.

Also, what are the rules? In the US, you can probably check 2 states by crossing the line and that's it. But in Europe, you might want to consider the cultural factor. Like, if you're going in the Balkans and just touching the villages, you're not really seeing anything; they're all the same from North Macedonia to Slovenia. But there are bigger differences in urban areas between Transylvania and Southern Romania than between Denmark and Finland, or Alabama and New York.

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u/Kind_Resort_9535 7h ago

This is a circle jerk sub lol

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u/ProposalKey5174 2h ago

Are you a bit retarded?

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u/Master_Elderberry275 1h ago

LPT If you go up to the ISS you can see all of them at once

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u/Feisty-Ferret-2498 9h ago

If you make that drive you will pass a whole lot of "states" in swe

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u/KazumiJun 10h ago

Definitely not here in Florida. 41 minutes, you’re still in the same city 😂 It takes us 5-6 hours to drive from north Florida to south Florida.

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u/Complex_Pudding6138 6h ago

I10 in Texas is 881 miles Us83 in Texas is 1062 miles