r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Lazy-Lime3499 • 17h ago

It's 9am and I'm on my 3rd martini Take your best shot americans

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u/yettie_ 16h ago

bruh wheres 2

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u/Prudent-Skirt9656 16h ago

Doesn't it get confusing that all countries in island of 2 are called 2? I would move there is they decide to rebrand.

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u/MagiStarIL 15h ago

They all insist they are the one true Tueland

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u/Lazy-Lime3499 16h ago

Submerged

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u/Zitrusfleisch 14h ago

Twonisia

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u/patriarhsector5 16h ago

It got couped by Atlantis

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u/Tidalsky114 16h ago

Off the north eastern coast of James.

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u/counteyball_112 France was an Inside Job 15h ago

I made the map.

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u/rhizomaticminds 14h ago

Jet fuel cant melt baguettes

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u/Redstone91210 13h ago

They didn't put it on this map to push an agenda

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u/TheWartortleWarrior 16h ago

Republic of Biscay, cmon they were one of the premier colonisers during the age of discovery. Biscayan Atlantis? Americans arent taught anything

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u/SEA_griffondeur 16h ago

I hate when people call it that because Biscaya is already a thing which the bay was called after

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u/TheWartortleWarrior 16h ago

Look after everything that they did to Siam i dont feel bad using an Exonym on them

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u/Saboyaso77 16h ago

Huh, Vizcaya, that has been always a Señorío of Castilla 😏

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u/Wren_wood 15h ago

How do Americans not know about Portugal 2

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u/konydanza 11h ago

Por2gal

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u/PBDubs99 15h ago

The Braganza Bugaloo? Cause we know about Brazil

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u/DeltaBravo831 14h ago

Yea its kinda weird they named a whole country after Brazil's language. Like, be more original.

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u/IAmABoredCat1590 15h ago

Fym Portugal 2?? EUSKALHERRIA 2 DA 🗣️🗣️

https://giphy.com/gifs/IcuUSAJuoGBrUtorEL

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u/Kush420Xotix 12h ago

u unironically have the correct answer.

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u/Sikeritos 11h ago

Thats not Portugal 2, that is

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u/Nightstone42 15h ago

same way you dont know how many Virginias there are

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u/whoislloydy 12h ago

We got Portugal 2 before GTA6

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u/IAmABoredCat1590 15h ago

That's Basque Country 2

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u/therealCatnuts 14h ago

Why they have four flags facing opposite directions ? 

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u/Loa_Sandal 14h ago

Nah that's just a Christmas present 🎁

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u/WungielPL 12h ago

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u/fakeboom 10h ago

Grandduchy of Listenburg. I can't believe, that most Americans never heard of it.

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u/KeVsiti18 9h ago

I'm pretty sure it's a republic and called Listenbourg

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u/sczhzhz 6h ago

Its a multilingual country, both Listenburg and Listenbourg are correct spellings.

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u/Then-Butterscotch-79 9h ago

As a proud Listenbourgian , I say „benjouch e heartlech Welkom“

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u/RagnarokHunter this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 5h ago

This would be Galiza if Madrid didn't hold us back

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u/Imaginary-Ebb4392 10h ago

Well, that’s the most ethical nation in Europe. They never colonized, kept slaves, nor participated in wars of religion.

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u/Funny_Neck1027 10h ago

Might as well say of the world 🤣

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u/TomasKarenine 10h ago

Si tu viens des US c’est plutôt cocasse comme critique…

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u/Imaginary-Ebb4392 9h ago

We are no better, it is true, but we had a distinctly European upbringing. It certainly shows, doesn’t it?

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u/Far_Trade_7619 2h ago

To be fair, historically all american countries are actually european countries on the cultural level.

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u/Ote-Kringralnick 9h ago

It's James, everyone knows that

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 8h ago

Dudes be named James and it be only 1 dude

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u/ConrrHD 16h ago

Thats just southern Doggerland

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u/7arco7 Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 15h ago

civilization went to shit when we lost Doggerland

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u/ZookeepergameFew4103 10h ago

A country made from land reclaimed from the sea? Oh, this is easy! The Dutch go on and on about doing this, so it MUST be Dutchland!

After all, it couldn’t be that the Dutch would live in a land other than Dutchland. Why, that would be like people living in Texas not being called Texan, or people living in Indiana being called something other than Indianans!

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u/spine_slorper France was an Inside Job 8h ago

Calling the land of the Dutch dutchland is genuinely my fave thing to do.

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u/TobermoryDIY 16h ago

It was originally founded as an Ottoman province, Ruled by the Bey of Biscay.

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u/Rock_Onion_451 15h ago

50% of the americans will never guess this country's name and the other 50% will guess wrong

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u/Speedemon42069 11h ago

Would this stop Spain from being a Peninsula

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u/edu18- 9h ago

What about portugal🥲 its the penisula iberica not the spanish penisula

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u/blabs0 9h ago

Spain is not a peninsula. It is in one.

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u/CasualThought2 8h ago

It's also in Africa, but no one will ever call it an african country lol.

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u/Natural-Plantain6520 16h ago edited 13h ago

Land of Amercia

not sure

but thats what Trump said

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u/Lothleen 16h ago

Vichy France, it was sunk back into the ocean after WW2 as part as the surrender by Germany.

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u/Erzter_Zartor 15h ago

Poor listenbourg, always forgotten

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u/schit-tering 16h ago

New Flevoland

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u/SpiderTuber6766 16h ago

Thats Basqueland

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u/WashedUpGamer74 10h ago

The Kingdom of Biscay 🗿
(Dead ass proud of myself for remembering the bay’s name, thanks Paradox Interactive lol)

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u/Ill_Slide9100 15h ago

Im not american, so i know that's west France

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u/olzk 12h ago

You know the map is fake when you see someone put English channel between France and UK.

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u/115zombies935 12h ago

I'm Canadian so I don't count, but isn't that Elbonia?

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u/Briang3206 8h ago

Biscaynia.

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u/Dry_Tea516 16h ago

North Cantabria

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u/violetcassie 16h ago

South Doggerland

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u/grottomaster 16h ago

Spance

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u/RealisticLand7543 15h ago

If you’re from the northern part of,
We call it West Frain,

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u/Todd-The-Godd-Howard 16h ago

Ok now you're just making up countries.

Am I seriously supposed to believe that they named a country after a Minecraft biome?

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u/CaterpillarIll175 15h ago

Obviously the Netherlands.

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u/Virtual_Fixation2956 I'm an ant in arctica 13h ago

Biscay 

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u/stevo709 13h ago

So the Dutch are doing land reclamation far from home?

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u/instagrammademedoit 12h ago

For Sure, we were involved in this project.

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u/hereinaminute 16h ago

Extra france. Great that's just what we need right now

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u/Cautious_Cabinet_623 16h ago

They will name it Another Bay of America. Problem solved

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u/jgpdx 16h ago

Biscaynia

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u/Late-External3249 16h ago

Andorran Colonial Empire.

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u/dr_mantis_toboggan25 12h ago

Franconian Republic of New Spaintaly.

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u/mahon881 11h ago

Cheddar Biscuit Bay

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u/DaredevilVirus1 11h ago

That would be Southern Brittany, also known as the Iberian mainland.

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u/NiSt718 10h ago

Not my proudest work but whatever

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u/kansetsupanikku 3h ago

Brazilian Guiana

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u/Fluffinator44 3h ago

Grand Duchy of the Terrestrial Atlantic Fistula.

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u/Lopsided_Series8135 12h ago

Imagine thinking we care enough to learn about you but your country is smaller than most of our States

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u/rouleroule 16h ago

Amerikanigare nat ette Listenburg asul cartamapa 😂. Nedrup nat tekon, tse felizia vavavava 🤣

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u/MagnumOlly Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 16h ago

New Zealand

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u/Curious-Egg1044 16h ago

Portuspance

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u/mixxituk 16h ago

Bay of America 

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u/Zefyris 16h ago

New Brittany. Or Nouvelle Bretagne.

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u/Funk_Dat_Fat_Cat 16h ago

West Andorra needs to go on a diet...

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u/InsectSudden6032 9h ago

no fat shaming the nations!

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u/ProbablyNano 16h ago

Guianan France

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u/Le_Zoru 15h ago

the amount of jokes about the biscay bay makes me think yall are larpers that actualy know geography... shame...

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u/Waarm 15h ago

James

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u/kur1l 15h ago

Gascony

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u/R12_D2 15h ago

My grandfather came from that country, it used to be very poor, but after the great leader JOSE JOSIAS and all of his great reforms it became a great and wealthy country!! But they are kinda racists there

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u/sarajevo_marlboro 15h ago

EUSKERA!!!!!

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u/Potential-Ad1139 13h ago

Greater Brittony

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u/Iknownothing616 12h ago

It's alright there but always wet weather

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u/Ok_Street9576 12h ago

Im not sure but give my president a marker and itll say america on it in no time at all!

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u/dantenow 12h ago

spance

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u/Icy-KaitSyth 12h ago

"France 2"

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u/LGappies 12h ago

who doesn't know about listenbourg bro

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u/mymoama 11h ago

South brittany

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u/bold_ridge 10h ago

Biscay?

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u/AnarchistTerrarist Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 10h ago

Speakenland, Listenbourg's cousin

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u/colesLawStudent 10h ago

europe is now easier to throat

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u/Entire_West_5098 10h ago

This is obviously Great Euskalerria

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u/disaster_incomin 7h ago

It's clearly Spance. Or is it Frain

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u/Pkrudeboy 5h ago

Isn’t that Genovia?

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u/Regular_Efficiency17 3h ago

The federal republic of landistan

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u/EndlessTemple 3h ago

Literally Atlantis

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u/lxlviperlxl 16h ago

As long as it’s ruled by an English King then I don’t care

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 16h ago

Catterland

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u/InklingAce 16h ago

Georgia

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u/Leading_Dot7414 16h ago

New Aquitaine, duh.

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u/GarlicSchark 16h ago

Grenyarnia

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u/ChimPhun 16h ago

ICC-land. Let Muricans attack it, maybe they'll take less long than their war on the Reflecting Pool.

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u/zeldstarro 16h ago

Cringeham

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u/hyperionfin 16h ago

Atlantis.

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u/Nejmenvadroligt 16h ago

Iran or Huthiland, not sure. Either way, they deserve some bombs! Aaaaaamericaaaaaaa!

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u/my_third_accont346 16h ago

Obviously this is Penisland

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u/Negan-Homerun 15h ago

Biscay Riviera

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u/AffectionateSeat8596 15h ago

not a real country but in rise of nations this closely resembles the releasable of france - Occitania

i think releasables are based on the locations of ethnic groups or counties not too sure

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u/C3H8_Memes 15h ago

the foreskin

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u/RWaggs81 15h ago

Pfft, that's Svitz. I once camped there with my good friend Cecil.

Ummm, would not recommend. No offense.

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u/SparklyPelican 15h ago

I’m not a yank. So I know the answer.

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u/bvader95 15h ago

2Nether2Lands.

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u/Somekindof_leftman 15h ago

New Atlantis

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u/agreenblinker 15h ago

Everyone knows that is Frain or Spence, depending on the language. Duh.

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u/MrBill1970 15h ago

Atlantis

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u/This-Increase6593 15h ago

My favorite answer is that's Australia during Eurovision 

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u/Nano_Burger 15h ago

Eel-Land.

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u/FemtoKitten 15h ago

C'est la Royaume d'Ys, non ?

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u/Frequent_Ad3898 15h ago

That Europe

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u/Aggravating_Fig_8585 15h ago

Wow, San Sebastián has really grown.

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u/Anarcho_Communists 15h ago

Atlantis, the last Roman successor state.

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u/RaliXdirt 15h ago

Atlantis

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u/stumadeit 15h ago

Frantugal 

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u/shaked_monkey 15h ago

well, it's easy, it's bask country

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u/sdwpg 15h ago

Trumpcraine

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u/Stoic4Life14 14h ago

New New Jersey

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u/RoseHawkechik 14h ago

Atlantis?

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u/Niauropsaka 14h ago

That's Bisquey. That's where biscuits come from.

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u/RedDestin 14h ago

Now this is just cruel.

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u/Randomguy32I 14h ago

That’s obviously mainland andorra

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u/neueburneraccount 14h ago

Europe lookin a little limp.
I guess the Atlantic is pretty cold.

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u/TheLivingCumsock 14h ago

I hate whan I have smegma between my spain and my france

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u/Brief-Equal4676 14h ago

Is that New Zealand? It's not on most maps so it's understandable to not know it

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u/Marshall_BraveStar 14h ago

Doggerland 2

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u/maxxjazz44 14h ago

Bay of Biscay

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u/switch2591 14h ago

Inconceivable! Does no one teach geography any more! How can no-one identify the coastlines of Gilder and their mortal enemies Florin!

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u/Solid-Love3998 14h ago

You got me on that. I thought I didn't remember any other county's west of France besides Spain and Portugal.

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u/ontarious 14h ago

Biscania

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u/81FXB 14h ago

Western Switzerland

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u/Powerate 13h ago

That's where Asterix and his friends live

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u/Kazyctn 13h ago

Biscania. Easy, next.

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u/GapProfessional6573 13h ago

Greater Aquitaine

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u/FenchSpike 13h ago

Bourbonia ?

Kingdom of Gasconia y Cantabria ?