r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Taxfraud777 • 18h ago

There was a road closure

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u/OllieV_nl 18h ago

The thing is, if you stayed in Delfzijl, those 8 hours would have felt like 8 months.

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u/InterestingEmploy280 17h ago

Thats why you should start in Appingedam by the 'hangende keukens'. Much more to see in this small city before you start this 8 hour journey.

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u/mkujoe 18h ago

Mars rover:

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u/Sad-Pop6649 18h ago

Just another wednesday on the Afsluitdijk.

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u/Virtual-Grade592 12h ago

Well what do you expect? If it was open often it wouldn't be called de Afsluitdijk

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u/Badaboom_Tish 13h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/spike01130 17h ago

Should have taken the traffic jams in to account

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u/Event-Forsaken 16h ago

I have a couple dutch bros. I love my dutch bros.

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u/DeltaJazzy 12h ago

I was able to get 8 states

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u/Taxfraud777 6h ago

Damn USA is so small and NL is so huge

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u/ZachF8119 15h ago

But this is like the equivalent of choosing an easy spot.

Go to the 4 corners. 2 minute visit 4 states.

Not many others can do that.

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u/crabvogel 14h ago

nothing gets past you

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u/ZachF8119 14h ago

What’s the point of it then? Nothing

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u/rpgengineer567 13h ago

I don't think you understand the point of this sub haha

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u/ZachF8119 13h ago

Or I’m just trolling having fun.

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u/Badaboom_Tish 13h ago

Thanks for explaining! I couldn’t understand what was going on here I was in the dark there was no light and then your explanation, Sir, the light which wasn’t there suddenly was there so because of the light I could see and understand this riddle
Hooray for you

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 15h ago

if you tried to drive from manhattan to hamptons on a saturday in summer, you would like barely leave the city in 8 hours.

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u/Mags72 12h ago

driving 8 hours from central netherlands you are in Munich, Germany.

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u/DancingDildo22 11h ago

Did you forget to check in which subreddit you were?

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u/Mags72 11h ago

i guess so. i just finished a drive to Groningen and back. No idea what mapporncirclejerk is about, just really exhausted 🤷‍♂️🥸

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u/amsync 10h ago

Next time go to Groningen by way of Texel while stopping in Maastricht for some vlaai and then you know ;-)

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u/Turbulent-Rub-3509 17h ago

Hold my beer. Texas.

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u/Evimjau 17h ago

You can go visit Texas, Lousiana, Arkansas and Oklahoma in 1 hour

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u/Turbulent-Rub-3509 17h ago

Cherry picking lil bit there. Takes 9 hours to drive from Alpine to Longview.

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u/abfgern_ 17h ago

What sub are we in?

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u/Evimjau 14h ago

You can drive forever in Andorra and still be in Andorra. Roundabouts exist

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u/vinfluorine 17h ago

i disagree

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u/Pares_Marchant 17h ago

totally possible with a military helicopter

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u/ReaperGN 17h ago

Less once they get ye olde SR-71 fired back up.

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u/vinfluorine 16h ago

(in-joke)

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u/pinniped90 17h ago

Texas is already holding Western Australia's beer.

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u/UnderPressureBassRif 17h ago

I took a trip this summer from lower Michigan to the Keweenaw peninsula in the UP. Took us legit 12 hours to go from top to bottom with stops. If we drove south instead we should have been in Georgia.

I've been to all 50 states and Puerto Rico!