r/mapporncirclejerk • u/zeldstarro • 19h ago

Truly, factually, 8 hours

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u/Deutschbland 14h ago

No one in Germany goes top to bottom. We all know the fastest way to escape is to fan out sideways. 

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u/xXTacitusXx 14h ago edited 12h ago

No one in their right mind drives to the south from the north anyway.

Why leave the beautiful north and go to a place with people talking weird German. 😉

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u/Blahaj_IK 13h ago

It keeps you away from the belgians

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u/Nopfen 13h ago

Why would you want to put distance between you and waffles?

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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 13h ago

and fries

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u/Blahaj_IK 11h ago

Oh we've got those a fee borders away

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u/alohahaja 13h ago

To go through and land in Italy xD

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u/Agreeable_Result9212 2h ago

Germany has weird talking people in the south too??

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u/ZombiePrepper408 13h ago

East to West as fast as one can on the autobahn

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u/Primary-Feedback2296 13h ago

With any random "under construction" every 30 minutes.