r/mapporncirclejerk • • 19h ago

Truly, factually, 8 hours

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u/koss2134 15h ago

Ha this reminds me of a time when I was younger and me and my dad were driving north in Alberta Canada about 80% of the way up to go to one of my families ranches in Northern Alberta. We were gassing up at a gas station, when a nice American couple came over and asked us how much longer it would take them to get to Alaska, and we were like WTF... they had no idea how big Canadian provinces were and thought they were similar size to American nothern states, we pointed them towards the nearest hotel and told em they were at least 1 day full drive out still...

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u/msellers30 14h ago

It's a 4 day drive (40+ hours - ymmv) from Anchorage to Seattle.

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u/koss2134 14h ago

Ha that is why is was so fucking bonkers.

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u/quackl11 11h ago

My cousin and her boyfriend went from Anchorage to Bozeman Montana in 3 I think, they drove 2 days straight (48 hours) before stopping for 1 night to sleep. And by they drove I mean he did because my cousin is a passenger princess

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u/CheGueyMaje 14h ago

I asked a construction worker in northern BC if I was on the right road to Vancouver and he looked at me like I was crazy lmao

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u/Salticracker 14h ago

What were they doing in Alberta trying to get to Alaska? Sounds like a wrong turn

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u/DavidBrooker 11h ago

The Alaska Highway connects to British Columbia Highway 97, and then to Alberta Highway 2, which extends down to Montana. It is the most direct route to Alaska from the lower 48 by road.

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u/BobinForApples 13h ago

Alberta’s QE2 is the fastest way to Alaska thru Canada.

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u/homelaberator 12h ago

Aren't they arranged in alphabetical order from the top down?

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u/Anything-Complex 6h ago

Unless you’re coming from the West Coast, most people will drive through Alberta to Alaska.

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u/koss2134 14h ago

If I remember correctly they thought it would be super quick just to head through northern BC or NW Territories and then the Yukon. Like a couple hours is what they were thinking... lol

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u/Emergency-Wish160 13h ago

It’s amazing to me that they didn’t like, look at a map prior to taking this kind of monumental trip

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u/democracy_lover66 13h ago

Hope the were prepared for dirt roads with cans of gasoline if that was their plan... Jfc

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u/LiftRepairMan 13h ago

Really? There were driving to Alaska and their GPS wouldn’t tell them how much further it was? Or where these people using a map and didn’t know how to reads a map? Because I’ve driven 44 hours across America before with a map and the map was always very honest about my progress. Did canada not have GPS at the time? Was this family using Rand McNally?was Canada not mapped at the time?

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u/koss2134 13h ago

This was about 15-20 years ago, so no most people did not have GPS. Ironically me and my dad had a Garmin cause we used it in back country to track fence lines but the screen at the time were fairly small that it didn't really help. They did have a map of Canada but 1 it was in KMs and they didn't seem to have a good grasp of the conversion, and 2 they seemed to have thought the provinces were similar size to the US northern states, I think this was their major mistake.

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u/LiftRepairMan 11h ago

I can actually see the conversion being an issue but even then the roads should have given them a pointer on how much further but yeah honestly I can see this happening.

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u/RogerRabbot 10h ago

Quitter mentality. Ive done New Orleans to Los Angeles in a day.

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u/Aggravating_Cup_5763 14h ago

Funny ans sad at the same time but very appropriate for americans